Lose argument

>Lose argument
>Start bashing myself
>People (You) me saying I BTFo'd the other guy (me)

>see guy winning argument
>agree with him
>false flag to make him look retarded

how do you lose an argument on Sup Forums of all places

>have an argument with yourself so you can easily BTFO "the other guy" and look cool

>join thread I don't give a shit about
>feverishly argue in favor of losing side
>hide thread when I get BTFO

>win every argument
dont test me

>intentionally lose argument
>start (you)'ing myself to look like the other guy is same fagging
>call out the guy for being a samefag
>start (you)'ing him telling him he's a samefag
>eventually he posts a screenshot and I leave thread forever

>See perfectly decent thread on Sup Forums
>Come in and drop the world "toon"

>See chilli thread on /ck/
>Come in and say "Chilli without beans is just hot salsa"

>See perfectly decent thread on Sup Forums
>Come in and start a marvel vs dc argument

>be me
>actually not me at all

tfw babbysitting your retarded nephew

>samefag hard to make it seem everybody agrees with me
>inspect element when they call me out

>make a typo
>Leave the board until the thread 404s

obvious samefag. fuck off

>only get 2 yous in a samefag callout
>pretend they're all you

>make the smartest argument in the thread
>everyone ignores it

user btfo

>lose argument
>get btfo by 4 different people
>tell myself that i was actually baiting them the whole time

>be samefag
>call out own posts as samefagging

nice try samefag

>pretend to be american and make weak argument
>non stop BTFO of americans in thread

this thread is fucking with my head

>black guy here

>see rick and morty thread
>post 'reddit and memey' and leave thread

>Make a post disagreeing with someone
>Never return to the thread in fear of getting BTFO

(you) are a faggot user

>enter thread
>say "nigger" or "jew"
>leave thread

>be me
>every single harry potter is kino

Thanks for the (You)'s

>too dead inside to argue or post meme frogs

>tfw this actually happened in the thread

is this just one giant same fag party?

>post "do Americans really do this?"
>actually be American
>rake in the (You)'s from angry burgers

It wasn't always this easy until Reddit invaded but I love it, they're like infants compared to us.

>Call everything Reddit
>occasionally browse reddit
>barely watch tv or film

>pretending to not be american on a sudanese child soldier enthusiast board
Do Americans really do this?

>tfw designating my shitposting hours so that people will think I'm Australian

>really like movie
>pretend I don't

i form my opnion based on the exact opposite of what Sup Forums thinks

>shitpost on Sup Forums all day in Sup Forums bait threads
>even though I spend all day watching television or films
The discussion here just can't compete with the bants tbqh.

nice reddit tourist threadLMAO

>don't own a tv
>haven't been to a theater in 6 years
>browse Sup Forums

>pretend to hate trump on Sup Forums
>pretend to love trump on Sup Forums

>81533769
Thanks for the laughs guys.
Just handed in my uni assignment and needed some form of reward.


Much appreciated.

>havent been to the kinoma in literal years
>only tv i watch is seinfeld and Cops
> come here and argue calling everyone stupid

>call someone a pleb for praising a universally liked film
>I've never seen it

>that guy who spends his morning scanning Sup Forums archive for past succesful bait threads to post for the rest of the day

thats me :D im that guy :D

>reply to active thread
>it dies within minutes with no more posts

That's literally everyone on Sup Forums.

stop stealing my threads

literally all me

>post project on Sup Forums
>soundcloud thread dies right after my post

me

5 of those are me

Losing my shit

>not me
ya sure honey

>lose argument
>hah, good job fallng for my bait

>enter thread
>quote everybody
>leave

no they're not

>user gets upset at the use of the word nigger
Easiest way to spot a newfag.

>having argument
>can't express my arguments eloquently enough
>too dumb to find facts or evidence to back up my opinion either
>grow increasingly frustrated
>pray for another user to step in and help me

>actually some watch rick and morty clips
>just to shitpost better

i dribe do stor

True that

literally me

>Moonlight comes out
>craft the perfect shitpost
>"I'm just glad the kikes are finally giving niggers an equal serving of faggot brainwashing to depopulate them, just like thug culture."
>desolate countless threads

>having drivings license and car
kil yourselfs normie

I'll always have your back user

proof they are all me

yuu to o

flawless, congrats user

>false flag attack my stance/belief with poor bait and deliberate incorrect attacks to gain support and to make the other side lose credibility

>Start threads on pol saying I'm muslim
>let it simmer
>50 (you)'s

literally me

>get into argument
>make up some fact because I don't want to be wrong
>"Look it up user."
>they don't look it up 80% of the time

>frogpost about mischief
>don't actually do any of it

>make bait thread on Sup Forums
>gets about 20-40 replies before archive

>makes same thread on Sup Forums
>300+ if janny/mod doesn't cave into libcuck reddit reports

*pfbfbfytffffffffypfgfgfyp*

Every time.

>open up a Sup Forums tab
>specifically looking for a tropes frogposting thread
>find one
>click [Post a Reply]
>sit for a minute or two thinking of a funny trope to post
>can't think of anything
>close the reply box

>mfw poisoning the well

>make eloquent, long and smart posts
>no (You)s

>make funny jokes
>no (You)s

>make low effort shitpost
>KEK KEK KEK MY SIDES EPIC WIN

Nice toadblerone

>starting to lose the argument
>move the goalpost to make it look like I'm still winning
>they call me out on moving goalposts
>'nice argument fag'

And then you just call them reddit and you'll always win.
Thank me later guys.

>acquire a (You)
>re-read my post smiling

no way this happens to me too haha

>pretend to be a progressive leftard
>progressive leftards agree with the strawman you've created of them
>end up baiting your political allies into getting pissed off

>make a funny/witty post
>get 10+ replies
>screencap it
>look at it months later and feel good

>start making up facts to win an argument
>no one bothers to fact check me and they stop responding

FUCKING DELETE T H I S

>get quints
>at least 2 batemans reply

>one of those venting about your past mistakes threads
>type up story about one of the worst things to happen to me
>actually be 100% truthful this time, don't lie like I normally do
>"nice copypasta"
>"waiter this pasta is STALE"
>"bait.jpg"
>"heh...been a while since I've seen this one"
>my life is so shitty that anons think I'm trying to ruse them

>put my hand to my chin like smug pepe

>get unnoticed trips or higher
>start desperately checking dubs until someone notices

>make a joke post
>recheck every 5 minutes to see if I got any keks
>285 replies later finally get a kek
>reread my post and chuckle to myself

What about a (you) immediately after you make the post

samefag

What about now? Are you a samefag too?

>tfw i used read the archived post of mine for six months everyday when many people called my post funny

Quick someone give me a (you)

yes

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