>Lose argument
>Start bashing myself
>People (You) me saying I BTFo'd the other guy (me)
Lose argument
>see guy winning argument
>agree with him
>false flag to make him look retarded
how do you lose an argument on Sup Forums of all places
>have an argument with yourself so you can easily BTFO "the other guy" and look cool
>join thread I don't give a shit about
>feverishly argue in favor of losing side
>hide thread when I get BTFO
>win every argument
dont test me
>intentionally lose argument
>start (you)'ing myself to look like the other guy is same fagging
>call out the guy for being a samefag
>start (you)'ing him telling him he's a samefag
>eventually he posts a screenshot and I leave thread forever
>See perfectly decent thread on Sup Forums
>Come in and drop the world "toon"
>See chilli thread on /ck/
>Come in and say "Chilli without beans is just hot salsa"
>See perfectly decent thread on Sup Forums
>Come in and start a marvel vs dc argument
>be me
>actually not me at all
tfw babbysitting your retarded nephew
>samefag hard to make it seem everybody agrees with me
>inspect element when they call me out
>make a typo
>Leave the board until the thread 404s
obvious samefag. fuck off
>only get 2 yous in a samefag callout
>pretend they're all you
>make the smartest argument in the thread
>everyone ignores it
user btfo
>lose argument
>get btfo by 4 different people
>tell myself that i was actually baiting them the whole time
>be samefag
>call out own posts as samefagging
nice try samefag
>pretend to be american and make weak argument
>non stop BTFO of americans in thread
this thread is fucking with my head
>black guy here
>see rick and morty thread
>post 'reddit and memey' and leave thread
>Make a post disagreeing with someone
>Never return to the thread in fear of getting BTFO
(you) are a faggot user
>enter thread
>say "nigger" or "jew"
>leave thread
>be me
>every single harry potter is kino
Thanks for the (You)'s
>too dead inside to argue or post meme frogs
>tfw this actually happened in the thread
is this just one giant same fag party?
>post "do Americans really do this?"
>actually be American
>rake in the (You)'s from angry burgers
It wasn't always this easy until Reddit invaded but I love it, they're like infants compared to us.
>Call everything Reddit
>occasionally browse reddit
>barely watch tv or film
>pretending to not be american on a sudanese child soldier enthusiast board
Do Americans really do this?
>tfw designating my shitposting hours so that people will think I'm Australian
>really like movie
>pretend I don't
i form my opnion based on the exact opposite of what Sup Forums thinks
>shitpost on Sup Forums all day in Sup Forums bait threads
>even though I spend all day watching television or films
The discussion here just can't compete with the bants tbqh.
nice reddit tourist threadLMAO
>don't own a tv
>haven't been to a theater in 6 years
>browse Sup Forums
>pretend to hate trump on Sup Forums
>pretend to love trump on Sup Forums
>81533769
Thanks for the laughs guys.
Just handed in my uni assignment and needed some form of reward.
Much appreciated.
>havent been to the kinoma in literal years
>only tv i watch is seinfeld and Cops
> come here and argue calling everyone stupid
>call someone a pleb for praising a universally liked film
>I've never seen it
>that guy who spends his morning scanning Sup Forums archive for past succesful bait threads to post for the rest of the day
thats me :D im that guy :D
>reply to active thread
>it dies within minutes with no more posts
That's literally everyone on Sup Forums.
stop stealing my threads
literally all me
>post project on Sup Forums
>soundcloud thread dies right after my post
me
5 of those are me
Losing my shit
>not me
ya sure honey
>lose argument
>hah, good job fallng for my bait
>enter thread
>quote everybody
>leave
no they're not
>user gets upset at the use of the word nigger
Easiest way to spot a newfag.
>having argument
>can't express my arguments eloquently enough
>too dumb to find facts or evidence to back up my opinion either
>grow increasingly frustrated
>pray for another user to step in and help me
>actually some watch rick and morty clips
>just to shitpost better
i dribe do stor
True that
literally me
>Moonlight comes out
>craft the perfect shitpost
>"I'm just glad the kikes are finally giving niggers an equal serving of faggot brainwashing to depopulate them, just like thug culture."
>desolate countless threads
>having drivings license and car
kil yourselfs normie
I'll always have your back user
proof they are all me
yuu to o
flawless, congrats user
>false flag attack my stance/belief with poor bait and deliberate incorrect attacks to gain support and to make the other side lose credibility
>Start threads on pol saying I'm muslim
>let it simmer
>50 (you)'s
literally me
>get into argument
>make up some fact because I don't want to be wrong
>"Look it up user."
>they don't look it up 80% of the time
>frogpost about mischief
>don't actually do any of it
>make bait thread on Sup Forums
>gets about 20-40 replies before archive
>makes same thread on Sup Forums
>300+ if janny/mod doesn't cave into libcuck reddit reports
*pfbfbfytffffffffypfgfgfyp*
Every time.
>open up a Sup Forums tab
>specifically looking for a tropes frogposting thread
>find one
>click [Post a Reply]
>sit for a minute or two thinking of a funny trope to post
>can't think of anything
>close the reply box
>mfw poisoning the well
>make eloquent, long and smart posts
>no (You)s
>make funny jokes
>no (You)s
>make low effort shitpost
>KEK KEK KEK MY SIDES EPIC WIN
Nice toadblerone
>starting to lose the argument
>move the goalpost to make it look like I'm still winning
>they call me out on moving goalposts
>'nice argument fag'
And then you just call them reddit and you'll always win.
Thank me later guys.
>acquire a (You)
>re-read my post smiling
no way this happens to me too haha
>pretend to be a progressive leftard
>progressive leftards agree with the strawman you've created of them
>end up baiting your political allies into getting pissed off
>make a funny/witty post
>get 10+ replies
>screencap it
>look at it months later and feel good
>start making up facts to win an argument
>no one bothers to fact check me and they stop responding
FUCKING DELETE T H I S
>get quints
>at least 2 batemans reply
>one of those venting about your past mistakes threads
>type up story about one of the worst things to happen to me
>actually be 100% truthful this time, don't lie like I normally do
>"nice copypasta"
>"waiter this pasta is STALE"
>"bait.jpg"
>"heh...been a while since I've seen this one"
>my life is so shitty that anons think I'm trying to ruse them
>put my hand to my chin like smug pepe
>get unnoticed trips or higher
>start desperately checking dubs until someone notices
>make a joke post
>recheck every 5 minutes to see if I got any keks
>285 replies later finally get a kek
>reread my post and chuckle to myself
What about a (you) immediately after you make the post
samefag
What about now? Are you a samefag too?
>tfw i used read the archived post of mine for six months everyday when many people called my post funny
Quick someone give me a (you)
yes
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