/tennis/

Stop being mean
Start loving everyone

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based
missed u

Deez niggas take me for granted

concur WHOLEHEARTEDLY with the op's sentiment

how to stop being mean also who the hell is Kushnirovich

why you kids like ostapenko?¨

she has a wierd face

If only my school wud have been this resilient against bullying I prolly wouldnt be a weird person who constantly posts on the tennis subsection of a Siberian wood carving website
meh, she looks cute

>Jizzner is finally playing in a 250

Oh hey tennis

Cos she’s fucking BASED and MILDLY autistic

She is like the opposite of autistic eckshoolie

her energy, enthusiasm, determination and will to win, the way she plays
also enjoy her funny expressions, FANCY her a bit as well I must say
why do YOU like your favourite player and what is it about them that you enjoy?

Bitches want nikes

sad! I liked that custom made chink outfit at the AO and it wasn't neon dayglo like everyone from Nike and Adidas

>she makes funny expressions

the absolute state of the bong

big brain

>they all hate each other in reality, wta is one huge bitchfest

only over ambitious mental midgets do this. It's unironically a massive sign of mental weakness.

intended to reply to

krautist pls go

first time in 2k18 i havent fonposted btw

just got jewed by the girl scouts

wonder if the coolsingel in rotterdam will be full of tennis enthusiasts this week

how is anything I said even remotely krautist tier?

I love Simona
Not respect women sad

not a fan of wta or waifu*sm but appreciate ostapenko on a 10istic level

That Carballés guy won in Quito. Whatever, good for him?

she's a brainlet ballbasher literally thiem in womyn form

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Already tired of the Felix hype train

Finally some broadcasted tennis next week

ceoposter i now realized why its so easy to spot you

youre the only german to talk about tennis

watch wta
watch atp
lift weights
do cardiovascular exercise
engage in calisthenics
eat healthily
stay hydrated
sleep well
stimulate the brain

no

The health benefits of cold showers and consuming lemon ice water

The health benefits of death

the health benefits of /tennis/

Watching Das Boot, lads

sick of the internet

This thread makes my eyes bleed

This but ironically

had like 4 hangover wanks today don’t feel good about that

the unexplored health benfits of hematemesis

The unexpected health benefits of circumcision

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what's the consensus on the state of bangladeshi tennis

my queen in qatar

FUCK sas

wtf i love thiem now

>When you squeeze lemon on schnitzel and then take you're first bite

damning evidence modern england is ZOGed on a fundamental, cultural level
>Fried fish first brought to England in large quantities by Western Sephardic Jews[2] is considered to be the model for the fish element of the dish.[3] Originally, Western Sephardic Jews settling in England in the 17th century would have prepared fried fish in a manner similar to Pescado frito, which is coated in a flour.[4] Battered fish is first coated in flour then dipped into a batter consisting of flour mixed with liquid, usually water but sometimes beer. Some newer modifications to the recipe may have cornflour added, and instead of beer sometimes soda water is added.[5] In 1860, the first fish and chip shop was opened in London by Joseph Malin[6] who sold "fish fried in the Jewish fashion".[7]

Stfu you antisemitic jerk

2lewd

>live on island
>fail to "invent" fried fish independently
the absolute state of the isle of man

Some northerner was doing it first in lamcashire, don’t let (((them))) tell you otherwise

I have absolutely no muscle, any tips to be able to serve at least 80~100kph?

Girl??

No, very skinny guy

tfw the german ceo will never hire you

iktf except i don't want to serve i just don't wanna look like a hungry skeleton
also benchpress helps for americans i'm p sure annacone has an instructional video somewhere

The health benefits of eating more

never had a hangover before even after puking my lungs up

>eisenjew still can't get her verified
no wonder why he wasn't able to stop Sharapova from doping

I can't be the only ameriflab who isn't a skelly.

How r u still alive?

stem cells

Did you study pure maths or what?

looks somewhat attainable

No information technology which is like CS but is less hands-on and technical and more in theory. Thanks for subscribing

>work with this serbian guy
>ask him about 10is
>he says he doesn't like djokovic because he's montenegrin and not serbian
>says he doesn't care for him especially after moving to MC
>says he hates cilic because he herzegovinian
>is annoyed at raonic and bencic tier diaspora because they don't play for the balkan nations
>says tipsaveric and ivanovic were far more concerned with becoming personalities than tennis players
Really made me think

^also hates all balkan nations also also said the whole NATO intervention was fake news (not exactly the worse fake news but close to it ie brainwashing)

^words* not worse

me das dinero por favor

how was your day today?

I'd have sex with her, if you know what I mean

very lewd

I wonder how common it is for players to tank a challenger match just to make in time for qualies in a 250

>fried fresh is a Zionist plot
I, for one, thank my Jewish overlords.

I've never liked fish tbqh I can eat calamari that's about it tbqh

also hi

tfw i do all these but i feel dead inside

was ok. watched olympics, read a bit, talked to qt. mite buy me a lappytop
u?

been thinking about getting a laptop. considering getting an apple even doe i'm opposed to them tbqh

can hear the carnival celebrations outside in the distance...music and drums bangin and mc talking on loudspeekre, cars driving places. sounds fun
lonely feel tbqh

im looking on ebay 4 one that has decent processor will buy hdd separately

ash wednesday isn't for 3 days shit get it together

what kind of lappy?

bought a toshiba satelitte for 80 bones

will have to rid it of ZOGware tho

dunno if linux mint or ubuntu

interdasting. was going to buy an old crapple laptop for cheap from a friend but they want me to pay for the storage device to move all their files onto so i might not

when i got a new phone they said with an upgrade i could get a free tablet so i've been using that so far no complaints thanks for subscribing

Just buy a cheap USB stick. think I bought a 100gb one at Menards for like 12 bucks lol

Watching figure sk8ing rn btw

she (yes she) wants an external hard drive really gobbles my goose

also watching figure skating on tv while watching moguls on le stream such is life. the russian is going to win this whole figure skating event

who's the qt?

How much shit does she have saved? External HDDs aren't that expensive anymore desu
Not zagitova but medvdeva will win
t. expert

Seafood is the most Uma Delícia stuff there is.

>How much shit does she have saved?
Don't know but she's in law school so she wants all of her college papers saved
>External HDDs aren't that expensive anymore desu
It's like $80 for what she wants but I could possibly jew her over because she doesn't know what she's doing

Kasatkina

Seafood isn't that popular here tbqh or at least it wasn't in Colorado

I used to eat california rolls with artificial crab that's as adventurous as most people get here

my gf, please do not ask about her again

are you from brighton?

Back off. Dashka is mine
Pls ask her to me das dinero por favor
Also don't be Jew, get her the necessary storage space but iz probably cheaper with USB drives if we're just talking papers n such
Are you calling him a poofta?

>Pls ask her to me das dinero por favor
she lives off her parents that run a construction company that got me a jerb awhile back
>Are you calling him a poofta?
no also i'm pretty sure the gays have been chased out from rent prices there like san fagcisgo

where is whales is you're mum from?

no, only queers come from there

weird that you remember that but she's originally from derbyshire which is not wales also extended relatives call strollers '''prams''' which is very irritating. thanks for subscribing

also shitbutanis about to get btfo

Girl from pof is now in love with me lads, what do?

are you the one from essex or just purely londonian?