Have a gf now

>have a gf now

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next step to making it is leaving /fit/ forever

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NOOOOOOOOO NOT A DELICIOUS DOCTOR PEPPERINO

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Congratz. Really.
I await the day that I too can make this thread.

very nice user. I will maybe have one as well by the end of the day.

100% BASED
Just remember, she's an ADDITION to your life NOT the FOUNDATION.

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Truly the best board on /fit/.

Good job bro, you made it

Probably like a 1/10 trash heap

>Best board on /fit/
Slight retard moment from me there

Tell the stories!

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Nah the first one always looks good the second one is usually a pig.

>Just remember, she's an ADDITION to your life NOT the FOUNDATION.
based

>get my first GF at age 25
>she's pretty cute, very nice
>but that's basically it
>we have like nothing in common but hook up anyway
>I'm so fucking pumped, finally gonna turn in my V card
>we get a little drunk watching a movie at my place
>we decide to fuck for the first time
>ohboy.jpg
>instantly hard as a boulder
>20 minutes later go flaccid, totally unable to coom
>she's practically asleep at this point, gets bored and falls asleep
>have more fun wanking in the bathroom afterwards
>after the 3rd date I've lost all interest
>we literally spent 15 minutes sitting at a table sipping coffee last weekend without speaking to eachother at all
>finally broke it off a few hours ago

GF's are insanely overrated jesus fuck. I'm honestly just so disappointed in myself I even imagined me and this girl getting married eventually.

Listen OP, and any other first timer virgins in here, if you REALLY think you want a girl to be your girlfriend, try to imagine you and her sitting in a DMV waiting room for 5 hours with them.

Remember to not waste your time and effort on men/women who you just can't really make a good connection with, don't succumb to your desperation.

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This is true shit. I've been seeing a girl for a while and she's the most boring person I've ever known. I'd break up with her if I weren't too lazy to find a next one, also don't want to hurt her feelings.

This.
Personality > looks if you're going for a gf. Vice versa if looking for hook up

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Should've finished her off by fingerblasting or going down.

>Not using your dick to fuck a woman
What are you, a faggot?

You'll hurt her feelings more by stringing her along in a one-sided relationship.

He said he went flaccid tho

Society has beat me in the sense I have relinquished my desire to offset my love onto another for the sacred act of combing energies for the purpose of procreation in order to avoid the clutches of slavery that money and time has imposed on our mortal being.

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Because he's a faggot

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Try saying that again but without being a faggot.

I don't know if this is true, women love that shit

>Only went on 3 dates and fucked once
>Calling her your gf

Ha

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>met homely, geeky girl who's not totally insufferable to be around

Even my autistic bro approves of her.

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like, imagine if your autistic bro fucks her while you're not around haha

He would die, and he knows it.

Wait till you get cheated on lad. Dont put the pussy on a _______

I’m getting there, lads.
>have gym crush
>never talk to her bc autistic and she looks out of my league
>make bumble account bc lonely
>match with her that day
>get coffee
>talk for two hours
>both seem to really like each other
>go on thanksgiving break
>text everyday gradually getting more flirty
>yesterday she comes over to my place for a movie
>put my arm around her
>she grabs my hand so she can hold on to it
>make out a little
>she feels my chest and bis
>flex a ‘cep
>talk about how we both recognized each other from the gym and how neither of us would ever approach the other
She went back to her place for the night (we both go to sleep before 9) and we didn’t have sex, which I’m happy with. My last gf was a hoe, so I was hoping to wait a little with this girl bc I actually like her and she doesn’t seem as experienced. I got lucky, lads.

>Have gf
>Still feel miserable and lonely all the time
>Just find her tiresome

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>have a gf for three years now
>shy, tall qt who loves Vidya and same kinks
>plan to marry her once I have more money saved up
I love my gf lads wtf is wrong with me

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You made it.
You just never felt this way before and don’t know how to react, so you think something is wrong.

DUMP HER QUICKLY BEFORE SHE HURTS YOU

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How many men has she said the three words too? She's not your girl, it's just your turn boy.

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Based. Godspeed user.

Based and redpilled

You pushed for that girl just to get your v card punched, then when you couldn't it shadowed your relationship.

Solve your own issues before giving advice

broke up with my first recently, let me tell you that there is truth to the statement "better to have loved and lost", it was a magical experience

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>1 date
>c-can I call you m-my GF now?

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>Girlfriend
>3rd date

>It's just your turn

Based and truthpilled

>Meet with girl a few times
>Last time we met (3rd date) we ended up kissing
>She's a terrible kisser but whatever
>She shows interest, talks to me daily
Here comes the worst part..
>I live with a roommate
>She lives at home with her mom (she studies and barely any money so cant afford rent)
how the FUCK are we meant to have sex? My roommate never leaves the goddamn apartment

>how the FUCK are we meant to have sex?
When you're married in your own home faggot

>not destroying her pussy and filling it with cum on the first date and then telling her she's your gf now
NGMI.

>tfw two roommates
>both internationals and very nice people
>one is Chinese and a devout christian
>scared to bring home girls bc thin walls and ngl I usually get girls pretty loud
The girl I’m seeing right now (haven’t had sex yet) has her own place but no TV. Kinda hard to hang out at her place without the idea of sex happening.

>I'm coming over for coffee
How hard is that? Why do you need to watch television to fuck someone?

>I usually get girls pretty loud
Awfully boastful for someone too scared to bring girls over. Just play music or a movie/tv if you're scared of the noise you pussy

Play monopoly, nigger

If she doesn't play by the official rules, it's turning in to rape

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Why can’t you have sex while your roommate is in the apartment? I have sex with my girl all the time when her roommates are around. She’s really loud too so they always ask how it was because she seemed to be really enjoying it.

ikr my gf's roomie usually asks to join so i hit it from behind while she eats my gf out honestly if user doesn't do the same he's a fucking homogay and will never make it at least jerk off in front of her roomie ffs

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Same brah
Was at her place this saturday and just laying on bed with her in my arms and kissing her was the best feeling in maybe my entire life.

>bragging about being a whore and having premarital sex
Might as well be a sodomite

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Have sex

Is it that hard to believe that you can have roommates who are okay with talking about sex?

I'd say the same but I wouldn't call humping a piece of plastic cucking you from a real woman "sex". Least it's with a woman who loves you and will spend the rest of her lif- oh wait...

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No. But I've also had a threesome with an ex gf and her roomie and wanted to brag a little.

What did it cost? And what are advantages?

What's holding me from getting a gf is that I'm afraid that she will takes lots of my precious time

ive started talking to a guy and hes really cool super interesting and i like him alot but im not attracted to him much physically its so fuckign cruel

>doesn’t know how to foreplay

I feel bad for your missus mate. She missus out on an orgasm every time she sleeps with you

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>be shit at something
>call it overrated and disappointing

You basically went to planet fitness once to do a bro workout and now you think lifting is overrated and a scam because you don't look like mr olympia.

Petal stool

I actually have a cute normie gf.
Nice try tho

This. Everybody realize in the end that personality and intelligence are the most valuable things and actually more in demand when you start looking for it.

>needs to use anything other than his dick to please a woman
I feel sorry for you. Maybe one day you're dick will work normally again.

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Keep cooming loser. Doesn’t matter if that girl was a 4 you had a chance and your libido is so fucked from your cooming that every person she talks about you to is going to know what a faggot you are ngmi

Based

>dr pepper
>not superior frostie root beer

Not where I expected that to go. Very wholesome and wise post.

Based and checked

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>Fucks girl just to lose virginity
>Not having a connection on another level that physical
>Supposedly “break-up” after 3rd date

Don’t want to get all touchy feely, but if you’re not actually talking or having a discussion, enjoying each other’s presence you’re not in an actual partner relationship. You had a fuckbuddy and even managed to fuck that up. The fact that you lasted 20 minutes during your first time is telling enough. Get a fucking personality and stop watching so much porn, retard.

>fails to have sex
>goes on only 3 dates with 1 girl
>decides that GFs are overrated
I thought all the (you)s would be mocking you. The fuck?

I like Dr.pepper too

congrats, when you get her?

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