/Sino/ - 中文

It’s OK to be Chinese edition.

Thread theme:
youtu.be/NqU57E8K2X0


>Learning resources:
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9
drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B9QDHej9UGAdQ0k4MXF0SXdTcGM
(shout out to /lang/ for the second link)

>Recommended TV Series:
movie.douban.com/tv/#!type=tv&tag=国产剧&sort=rank&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Recommended Movies:
movie.douban.com/explore#!type=movie&tag=华语&sort=recommend&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Literal Chinese cartoons:
bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/

>Online Novels:
qidian.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=6fdzrzHclkA
youtube.com/watch?v=DwZ7HC6nkMY
youtube.com/watch?v=n-aJfldUZYk
youtube.com/watch?v=IP3lTMMwnHo
reddit.com/r/languagelearning/comments/7bkl8m/hi_im_the_ceo_of_chineseskill_my_app_is_now_100/
youtube.com/watch?v=8cfvukR59DE
independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/pornhub-youporn-russia-blocked-premium-vladimir-putin-meet-people-in-real-life-a7308391.html
youtube.com/watch?v=-TRvHWNB7bs
languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=10554
youtube.com/watch?v=arVPTJ9YoLs
youtube.com/watch?v=S_NIPljkvF4
youtu.be/BVMXEnL8liM
youtube.com/watch?v=hfBiYqg1pGs
twitter.com/AnonBabble

first for china techno
youtube.com/watch?v=6fdzrzHclkA

>龙的传人
Mandarin with English-biased pronunciation is a stupid meme and I hope it dies

second for Fei Yuching
youtube.com/watch?v=DwZ7HC6nkMY

>mfw a foreigner tries to prove China is bad because he has webm's of traffic accidents and china uncensored videos
The worst thing about Vietnamese is they betrayed their Asian roots and sold out to use ABC's to write their language.

first for Dossun

A bit late there, pal.

You’re gonna have to be quicker if you wish to place first in Sino.

*press robbers*
AHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH""""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>the Vietnamese think they can still do calligraphy using the Latin alphabet

You should see the traditional Confucian and Buddhist temples in Vietnam, they took the Chinese characters off and replaced it with the corresponding syllables in Latin alphabet. The fucking ugliest thing I've ever seen. They bought into the de-China-fication hard.

So far I'm being understood whenever I saw anything. I just have trouble with listening. Some people I know say they're shocked I'm being understood at all on my first time in China.

That must mean my pronunciation and tones are good right?

Damn it looks so bad I can't even joke about it
It's like laowai can't understand any hanzi and decided to write all those in pinyin instead

Reverse searching the image on Google populated the search field with “Bomb” lol

and if it's classical Chinese written using Vietnamese pronunciation it's probably gibberish to the layman as well

>It's like laowai can't understand any hanzi and decided to write all those in pinyin instead
Exactly my feeling. Whenever fellow 老外 complain about 汉字, or even gaijin who study Japanese and want Japan to get rid of Kanji, I always think back to pictures like that. Han characters just have an inherent beauty to them that just richly symbolizes the East. Just because ABC's might be "easier" for foreigners to study, doesn't mean Asians should betray their roots.
Are you in Hangzhou or something? I guess your pronunciation of Chinese is good enough. You don't have to be pure Beijing to be understood. Just listen to 邓小平 Deng XIaoping's accent, thick as fuck Sichuan accent, and he was THE leader of China for 20 years. Not only is his pronunciation weird, but his tones were often very weird. Especially in the South, being standard isn't necessary.
youtube.com/watch?v=n-aJfldUZYk
Vietnam is several different levels of linguistically fucked up. All them diacritics, mane.

Yeah I'm in hangzhou. They do say hangzhou people can understand foreigners more easy desu.

A travesty indeed. They should just adopt French culture

My gosh Malays are ugly

You better shut up.

Hangzhou has a lot of foreigners coming there so that makes sense they would.
Nah, they're selling out to the American government, the French are already passe, as it were.

Gosh, I really love her, I can't move my eyes from her whenever I see her on the shows......

>de-China-fication
so just like the communists in china? baka desu senpai

>he bought into the "muh cultural revolution destroyed 100% of all chinese culture" narrative

She's from guangdong so I wonder if she speaks Cantonese

I thought all guangdong's looked like monkeys

Beware of GD girls doe, I heard many of them have a serious case of 公主病 (princess disease).

>mfw Koreans tried to get rid of Han characters
>they still have to write their names in Chinese so their name isn't exactly like a million other Koreans
lol

>haven't seen any black people since coming here
>Go to a computer market
>There's loads

Wtf. Also 70 of the market stall owners are young women. In the West young women think computers are for geeks and won't go within 500m of a computer market.

Want to taste the flavor of Sohee’s saliva. Must taste amazing...

your thoughts on the imminent announcement of the trump xi alliance

they say that about chinese girls from literally every city

65 yr old rich old chink perv semen

The best of all bad options.

If the US and China joined up, there could literally be nothing to stop them.

Would be great. I hope China and America will unite and invade Russia simultaneously and liberate us from Pootin and his criminal oligarchs.

if it s to replace him with Chinese oligarch I prefere Poutine

I prefer both American and Chinese oligarchs over russian criminals.

Careful with what you wish for, my man.


...specially when the government is watching you...

what would you do with a gift of 7000 usd cash?

pay your whore mother for 7000 hours of anal sex

why so rude, ruskie boy?

>a serious case of 公主病 (princess disease).
You meant this?
youtube.com/watch?v=IP3lTMMwnHo

友父筑坝醉言五,勿漫学墙观不同

I became a CIA NOC operative at age 16.

这。。。这tm太过分了
Why does the guy not just get up and leave doe?

纵你虐我千百遍,我仍待你如初恋

What's a 包厢? My friend got invited out to a bar by a girl he met who works there and I'm pretty sure it's a hostess bar.

because he deeply respects women, look how his arms had grown as feminine as his gf. and he is incredibly strong in the inside, his mental strength makes him cool to take any kind of banter.

S C A M

主要是英文不该写black people,这词儿就是歧视

how to avoid whites while traveling in southeast asia?

Avoid sexpat areas

Speaking of SEXPATS has anyone got some rare winstons

I'm not learning chink but I saw this on reddit
reddit.com/r/languagelearning/comments/7bkl8m/hi_im_the_ceo_of_chineseskill_my_app_is_now_100/

chineseskill has paywalls removed

greetings from the Lang Learning thread

Kiss me first :-)

t. Bananaman

only some places, more in the North where autism is higher
most use Chữ Nôm
we should just use Hangul

Drumpf has landed

Plenty my friend

Peru please come to Malaysia.

you can't avoid whites in SEA peru. they're everywhere in SEA peru

especially europeans and russians peru. they are fleeing their muslimified homelands and bad economies peru

Singapore's disco's used to have a lot of good techno and eurodance back in the day.

youtube.com/watch?v=8cfvukR59DE

China is blocking all sorts of foreign websites whereas Russia is not, gives you an idea as to who's the one that have weaker foundations

There are reasons that despite all its flaws, Russia is still overqualified to be the godfather of China

why do you want an asian girlfriend?

I don't want to be rude to Russiki since I kind like Russian women an their folk songs, but...
>Pornhub and YouPorn adult websites blocked in Russia
independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/pornhub-youporn-russia-blocked-premium-vladimir-putin-meet-people-in-real-life-a7308391.html

中国能征服世界,征服宇宙的最大理由:
有太空熊猫

不问别的问题,你有太空熊猫吗?
没有?
没有的话就只能扬首望着中国太空熊猫的光彩,在地上跟不是太空熊猫的狗屎一起玩
太空熊猫万岁,中华民族万岁!

CHYNA

Well blocking is just going too far off for CCP tbqh
I never get why come cunt block pornhub out of all those sites though. Do they simply hate the fact that some people just need to jack off sometimes?

there's a chinese porn site with lots of amateur chink porn on it and the occasional laowai fucking a Chinese girl, with a name made up of a bunch of numbers. like 511porn or something like that

you have to be a paid member to even use the search function on it though. fucking annoying. anyone know what i'm talking about it?

91porn

>girl wants to meet so I can help her "improve her English"

...

if you're going home without fucking at least five girls you failed at life.

Her English is very 可愛

youtube.com/watch?v=-TRvHWNB7bs

>Yes, I'm single...I'm waiting..I'm waiting

L E F T O V E R

越南人就是老外

我试图翻译一本漫画的两页。 这么难 ;_;

languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=10554
>spoken Chinese and Japanese can be acquired very quickly PROVIDED an intentionally delayed introduction to characters and limited exposure thereafter until relative fluency
What do you think of what he says here, /sino/?

>chinky sluts are realizing there is a big untapped niche to fill for Chinese girls on youtube now

I see a bunch of chink girls trying to get into the ASMR market on youtube now. of course they get popular instantly due to yellow fever virgin weebs. fucking sluts, using a VPN and disobeying Xi

漫画网页还好吧...除非你要同时翻译漫画名

Wouldn't there be problems if you didn't know that stuff like 在 and 再 are different words? And 做 and 坐

>w*st*rn*rs are now our syrian refugees

You don't ignore grammar and everything else, just characters. Pre-literate Mandarin-speaking children know that 在 and 再, 做 and 坐 represent different words, so characters are obviously not necessary to the spoken language. You could say the same about English "there," "they're," "their," etc.

估计是因为就算不管汉字,基本的词汇重复没必要用汉字来区分,所以学的快吧

Wut is this youtube.com/watch?v=arVPTJ9YoLs

dead sino hours

...

thread
music

youtube.com/watch?v=S_NIPljkvF4

How about this?
山鷹之歌
youtu.be/BVMXEnL8liM

what about this

youtube.com/watch?v=hfBiYqg1pGs

I'll give you some pics of a qt GZ girl I found married to a famous youtuber

yes please

the guangdong shuffle

QT

Ugly

North: okay
South: SEA monkey
West: Beautiful

韓腳 VS 中腳 VS 台腳


choose wisely

>tfw born in GZ but don't have the SEA monkey genes

did i luck out bros?

you're gay and canadian so it evens out

GZ is not as bad as Fuzhou and Taiwan. Now those places is straight up SEA genetics.

Yeah sure....

I don't look like SEA people, at all.

>you're so lucky, your wife is amazing, she's intelligent, funny and pretty good looking. plus she's given you a beautiful little kid. you're making me green with envy. I say you're lucky but to be fair you must have done some work to land this amazing catch. love your videos dude, thank you so much. peace ma nigga

Westerners dream of Chinese gf.
Taiwanese dream of Japanese gf.

Who is in the right?