What position did you play in high school? me, i was raumdeuter

what position did you play in high school? me, i was raumdeuter.

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Breaststroker

right fullback first year, after that sweeper

I was unironically asked to play circular defender once

I played the fat kid who would never shower after sports in case anyone saw my boy tits

the mid tackler

dm

the guy who taunted opponent players from the bench

well i'm a giant faggot so I loved soccer obviously. the whole team was faggots. we had to decide who was the biggest faggot so we could make that faggot goalie.

man we had some faggot times playing faggotball, i mean soccer

>he actually thought that was funny

good one Luis CK

Fake false 9

I wish soccer was as manly as Sandusky slap

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>tfw louis cuck king has forever tarnished your first name

I was a defender, I compensated my lack of talent with discipline.

defender so i dint have to run much like the other dumb kids

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>such a dweeb he was bullied by American soccer players

None. I got "scouted" by literally every team because I was one of the biggest/tallest kids in my grade every year since 4th or 5th grade, had coaches literally come up to me and ask me to try out for teams, but nope, I was way too shy to be around "cool kids" and was addicted to video games anyway so I blew it all off.

Still one of my biggest regrets in life, if I ever have kids they're gonna grow up not knowing what a TV or a computer even are.

The mad cunt who always put his balls on the line.

Goalkeeper. Best moments were tackling balls away and watching forwards faceplant

enganche

Grades 7-10 at high school 1 (Canada): left mid
Grade 11 at high school 2 (USA): striker
University: (center mid and left fullback)

Played the roastbeeffer