Wake up

John Ross
John Ross

wake up
you're in a decked out mansion
on Pluto
in a special dome so you can survive
wat do?

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Adam Perry
Adam Perry

Look around for food and stuff to entertain myself

Dominic Reyes
Dominic Reyes

Check the fridge see what it's stocked with and suss out the tv gaming set up

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

go back to sleep

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Xavier Turner
Xavier Turner

Clone a female version of myself and start making pluto great again

Lucas Martinez
Lucas Martinez

this is what pluto actually looks like to the human eye, I always hate false-color images because they confuse the public

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Carson Young
Carson Young

Enjoy your 4-hour ping due to the lightspeed delay

Tyler Ortiz
Tyler Ortiz

REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

never thought of that. Probably more like 7 months delay

Jonathan Lewis
Jonathan Lewis

go on Sup Forums
jerk off
sleep
wonder why the fuck you went to fucking pluto to jerk off

James Reyes
James Reyes

Do you know how fast light travels?
it wouldn't take that lon g

Tyler Smith
Tyler Smith

Open the window and go for a walk.

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

Alexa, play despacito.

Thomas King
Thomas King

Stare into the abyss and lose myself in thought

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

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Ayden Rivera
Ayden Rivera

You have an amazon account 3 light hours from earth?

Brandon Martinez
Brandon Martinez

upvote

Carter Parker
Carter Parker

Go outside, take my pants off, and fap staring up at the universe.

Parker Edwards
Parker Edwards

I'm willing to wait 6 hours to listen to the best music in all of human history

Julian Richardson
Julian Richardson

Space is fake

John Thomas
John Thomas

Greetings CMDRs Inara Squadron needs your help to fight our worst enemy of the time, the Thargoids.

Help us with your anti-xeno ship.

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Luis Robinson
Luis Robinson

then what is there out there?

Carter Barnes
Carter Barnes

this is all assuming that your internet connection runs at the speed of light.

fucking jealous

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

lol don't feed the low quality troll.

Brody Scott
Brody Scott

You believe the information superhighway is somehow specific only to the planet earth and a similar network couldn't be created on pluto considering a mansion has already been?

You also assume a program like alexa could not function without internet connection and could not play offline files?

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

Great game. I just returned to civilized space after making 180 million exploring

Brody Powell
Brody Powell

light (electromagnetism) would be the only thing that would carry information from earth to pluto... unless you wanted to string a wire.

Thomas Murphy
Thomas Murphy

what about radio waves

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

ur mum

Tyler Mitchell
Tyler Mitchell

kek

Jackson Williams
Jackson Williams

travels at lightspeed as well
all EM waves travel at that speed

Lincoln Campbell
Lincoln Campbell

claim and conquer the whole planetoid and relay that information to earth governments
advertise to use my mansion as a model to establish other colonies on the planetoid and rule over them
make monies in this process
name my empire the Pluto's Embodying National Inhabitation Sactum
I now rule the PENIS

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Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

hope they at least have a good internet connection with a fast computer and good games, and plenty of food to last me a lifetime

Gabriel Robinson
Gabriel Robinson

Dig a hole and fuck it just like NASA did when they demoted it to a dwarf planet