What's the worst, most deplorable thing you've ever done?

What's the worst, most deplorable thing you've ever done?

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Ate beans in the theater.

Dated a girl I knew was mentally fucked up because she was qt as hell and let me fuck her ass

said 11 hail marys instead of 12

its not deplorable if you didn't cause her harm.

recorded and replayed an NFL game with implied oral consent vs expressed written consent

Jerked off in a Cuckmart parking lot to trap porn while waiting to pick up friend from work.

i dumped a girl because she spit when she should have swallowed

Came humping my little sister's teletubby plushy.

Got a blowjob on a catholic alter whilst proclaiming ‘hail Satan’

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Fuck you, blow your brains out piece of shit

Nice one.

Why the hail Satan? Getting sex there was good enough to desecrate it, I figure.

I've let a girl raise what is most likely my child for the past decade or so

kinda scared eventually the little shit might find me

also ironically kinda want kids w my current wife

Yeah I really had to reevaluate my life after that one.

I take it you agree it was deplorable.

I wasnt turned on by the plushie or her, I was just a teenager in a house with 6 kids and their room had the computer so it was the only place I could legitimately be in and have any kind of privacy.

The soft things I could choose between were that plushie and my sisters pillows.

May dubs protect me from bastard children

I take that as a very good sign

Why dont you want any contact with your child?

Was super horny one night, found an ad for a glory hole. Absolutely sure I fuck a guy in the ass that night. Never saw the person on the other side though.

I was 16 when she got knocked up. It was me and a couple of other guys she had been sexual w, but the timespan pointed to me. She just kinda kept the secret and let me go, and I didn't have the guts to come forward. Also I've seen pictures now and tbf it kinda looks retarded and not similar to me.

I wasn't talking to you I was talking about the faggot who recorded an nfl game

Just for the fuck of it. I’m not a satanist for the anonymous record

That was me. I didn’t push back so it wasn’t gay

Browsed Sup Forums today instead of working on my final project due tomorrow.

Nice

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Strip searched young guys. At least I tried not to be an asshole about it.

Met a tranny and as soon as I put my dick in I started to cum it was literally as soon as I entered the butt

I stole my roommates car a few years ago. I didnt tell him i was using it, he called me freaking out saying someone took his car. I was too much of a bitch to say i had it (ive never used his car before) so i took it to a dirt road by the airport and burnt it.
He got insurance for it in the end so whatever, ive never told him tho

What's so deplorable about that?

I failed to eat one of his delicious corny logs and it went to waste.

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I FUCKING RAPED JESUS CHRIST!

YOU HEAR ME! I SLAMMED THAT EMACIATED JEW ASS HARD UNTIL HE BLED, THEN FUCKED HIS FINGER HOLES! HAHAHA SHIT FUCK PISS

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It's humiliating for teenage boys to have to stand there naked and show their body parts.

did they deserve it?

Fucked my best mates mum while he slept in the next room.