What's a good way to greet people in spanish? Preferably in a sentence
What's a good way to greet people in spanish? Preferably in a sentence
Lincoln Powell
Parker Rivera
"Hola, como estas?"
But say it like "Hola, com' 'stas." It sounds too formal if you enunciate.
Cooper Kelly
Hola, Pinche tu madre.
it means Hello, how are you? in spanish
Caleb Russell
No, it doesn't.
Xavier Brooks
>Su madre es muy grossa, pendejo.
pronunciation for English speakers
>Sue maw-dray ehss moo-ay grow-sah, pen-day-ho
Brandon Watson
ey guie que tal
Thomas Turner
nomas van a pensar que te mal parieron si dices eso lmao
Michael Gray
what would be a good way to greet people in say, as an intro to a show or podcast? i prefer now to say it as a question but more as a statement
Gavin Watson
oh I meant chinga tu madre
Connor Ward
If you don't actually know spanish, you shouldn't try these kinds of jokes
This is informal ass fuck but it's good other than that
Bentley Davis
que onda
Luke Jenkins
Que es maricon
Eli James
lo se
Wyatt Robinson
unless you're talking to a Spaniard
>Thue maw-drey ehth moo-ay grow-thah, pen-day-ho
Cameron Walker
sí
Joseph Davis
horale, pendejos
Carson Wright
eso si que es ( socks)
Samuel Robinson
Los españoles van a la casa!
Hudson Bennett
wat
Asher Morales
uncultured swine
Julian Rivera
When you see one, drop your pants and unleash the kraken in the form of a massive turd. Dropping your shit load is a formal and respected way of implying that you're comfortable in the presence of whoever it is you're talking with. If you do not have a giga-shit to drop, just hand them a wrapped store bought burrito. Beaners love that shit.
Caleb Nguyen
>don't worry, I'm not calling ICE.
They'll love you.
Julian Bell
>Hola, Pinche tu madre
what did he mean by this?
Carter Morris
OI CUNT
Wyatt Cruz
he is asking for help with a reCaptcha
Jace Lewis
>just hand them a wrapped store bought burrito. Beaners love that shit.
first part is bullshit, but legit if someone handed me a burrito they'll gain 2+ charisma dice rolls against me
-spic
Ryan Foster
this, actually.
Luke Mitchell
Bono estente. Ethethetheth ethethethetheth.
Isaiah Walker
Colton Bell
¿Que onda [cuh(optional)]?
David Edwards
apologize for your colonizing ancestors
>estoy embarazada
Robert Thompson
fuck you beaner?
Nathaniel Bailey
fuck off taco nigger
Lincoln Richardson
It means I fucked ur mom but “chingué tu madre” is more vulgar
Cameron Rogers
que pedo wey
Chase Morgan
Just go for the classic, long-droned "ohleeeeeee"
David Kelly
If it is a stranger, it is customary to say, "Hola Pendejo!", which translates to "Hello new friend!". The meaning is that while they are a stranger, you announce that you will be treating them as a friend.
Blake Cox
De El De La, Junior H, Nata Cano, ó codiciado, ¿quien?
Charles Brown
Hola cómo estás hijo de la verga. Me gustaría llenarle de leche el culito a tu hermana
Carter Rodriguez
it depends, u can say: Hola buenos días! Soy "user" y hoy voy a hablar de... ( hello good morning Im "user" and today im going to talk about...
Leo Bennett
Muy buenas tardes/dia/noche señores! Como les va? And just start the show.
Noah Gomez
Buenos Tardes Maricon!
It means, good morning Americans and is very patriotic. Mostly used by Trump supporters
Andrew Jackson
Hola Joto. Pronounced hoto. Chupa mi verga por favor
Brody Cooper
chupame mi pinga, pinche pendejo
("choo-pah-may me pingah, pinch-ay pendeh-hoe")
it means 'hello friend, I hope your day is going well'
Jonathan Peterson
Hello, good evening...
Lincoln Gonzalez
Hola, te quiero chupar la zorra maraca conchetumare
Kayden Rivera
"Hey! todo bien?"
Is a good way to greet people in spanish.
Wyatt Johnson
Mátate maricon de mierda un verdadero Chad les dice ponte de rodillas y chupame el pene