ALISON I SAID WE'RE SINKING
BUT YOU LAUGH AND TELL ME IT'S JUST FINE
/brit/
could easily run out of hats if I hatted all hattable posts during rorke hours
drink scotch whiskey
all night long
my dad was born in 1951 and was NEET or doing odd jobs for most of his life, never bought a house either
he ended up killing himself in 2000 incidentally
they're looking for another project manager at my work if anyone's looking for a job
black people or niggers as i like to call them are ruining everything
*buys a Toyota AE86*
*applies*
Your dad was a pussy. Why don't you make something of yourself then?
catchy song
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That's why your bitch want a real nigga like me
toilberg told me you got it mate
Who /femdom/ here or /shoehaze/ here?
plan for having a productive day.
>wake up at seven and get out of bed immediately
>do hygeine stuff (brush, floss, tongue scrape, shit, shower (quick))
>get dressed
>eat oats
>practice language or maths for 30 minutes
>cycle to toil (exercise)
>toil from 9 to 1 (listen to podcast A during)
>leave desk for lunch but don't eat (or eat a small snack like an cottage cheese/ egg(s))
>read your book outside
>get back to toil (podcast B)
>cycle home
>make dinner (or made dinner the day before) - veg chicken/fish rice
>eat dinner whilst doing 30 minutes of something mindless (tv or vidya)
>finish dinner and washup
>then do maths or play music
>meditate for 10 minutes afterwards
>go to gym at like 9-10pm
>come home eat a tin of sardines or cottage cheese
>brush teeth
>sleep in time to catch 8 hours of Zs
Do normies actually scrape their tongues?
TOP TIER TUNE
got bantered at work today
do it once and you'll be disgusted that you haven't done it before
didn't say i wasn't trying
my dad wasn't a pussy though, despite his moronic life choices he was a chad and regularly cheated on my mother, wish i'd inherited that
saw an alabama windchime today lads
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Asked her for water...She brought me gasoline desu
What do you scrape it with?
you wear a fedora
You had a terrible upbringing. You doing okay now?
Cover my tracks like butter where the bread be?
just realised that "poo nigger" is just the words "poo" and "nigger" combined
the chad musical
anyone who does maths in their free time deserves a heeming
...
ASKED HER FOR WATER SHE BROUGHT ME GASOLINE. Never trust a woman.
mind your own business, cregg
>2 years experience in a similar role is required
what did you think it was
tongue scraper
memes aside - its like this metal thing which is the outlined shape of a tongue (roughly)
"shit" and "irish"
scroll past hatposts desu
the virgin musical
the chad grand opera
i've been here for years you retarded asshole. talk to me you stupid prick.
why does it even need to be that much experience? even a semi-competent spastic could get the hang of almost any job within a couple of months
filter everything other than hatposts desu
worthless chaff not worthy of my participation
ahh yes, the sister's causing a disturbance in the kitchen yet again... simply just loving life as it is :)
THIS IS HOW I FEEL
I'M COLD AND I AM CHAINED
LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR
>hello i'm australian
how droll
Get all my political views from hip-hop/rap (not poetry)
sisters suck a lot of the time.
fricking delete this
....hot
especially his, given she used to be a prossie hahaha
whiter, fitter, funnier than the average ameritard
you lot are fucking disgrace desu
bruces are so fucking wacky ahahahaha
epic banter lads! simply epic.
go get a psychology degree and then maybe i'll consider boring you to deatth with my dissatisfaction with life
hmm, yes it appears you are from first glance at your so-called "profile picture"
hahahaha user will let his sister be a prostitute but he won't let me date her
S T A T E of me
in other news, choon
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thats a high paying gig mate. shes done well for herself.
Mr. Nigger was my fathers name
You can call me Poo
Aussie flag pls gibbe dolace
the world famous british "wit"
*clasps hands with index fingers protruding under my nose*
*closes eyes*
*breathes in deep through my nose*
willies.
posting my new office again
really happy to be here tbqh
got two missed calls from toilberg at 9:45 and 9:48 while I was taking a shower and he isn't picking up now
sick with anxiety, this might be the end
what does the business do
>dad is a yank
>actually defends and sees nothing wrong with abu ghraib
knee-deep in toil
could scale that wall easy
It's unfinished
Aussies are cheating the system.
PR/advertising/market research
>dad is a yank
you poor cunt
he's a big guy
>this might be the end
this might be your freedom. rejoice
alri don draper
Paid Russian shills are trying to divide Australian and British posters in this general. If you allow them to divide us, the Russians win.
Think I'm going to tell toil berg that I need 200k/year + trailing commission for my work at the register. Union will have me back
>dad is brit
That must suck ass
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Lunch time soon friend, sitting alone in the staff room
JUST
Welsh is so cute
teeth are fucked from a full decade of alcoholism
stop fucking bragging, we get it, you're a hotshot living the big life.
paid /lgbt/ posters are trying to divide straight and bi posters in this general. If you allow them to divide us, the benders win.
anyone fancy a game if willy battlers
entire body is fucked from a full decade of the soyboy lifestyle
it's incredible seeing the extent of corporate and cultural brainwashing first hand
he listens to conservative podcasts almost 24/7
poor man's nearly deaf from listening to some jew rant in his ear all day
Suck it up, you pathetic turd. You're probably fine as you read my shitpost.
used to sit alone in my car. let people believe it was because i was shy but really it was because they were all low class mongs
don't think i could go back to working in an office
get paid fuck all
I am not fine
I am in HELL
endocrine system is fucked from sucking on plastic baby bottles
someone mentioned in a previous thread something about r/incels catfishing girls pretending to be chad and filming it
is there a place i can view these?
Stop being such a prick.
Just like being black doesn't preclude one from being racist, gay from being homophobic, being a mother from being a bad parent, and Asian from being bad at math, so does being Jewish also not immunize one against being antisemitic
wish my parents had told me about the ramifications of poor sleep during puberty back when I could've done something about it
letting me live so unhealthily just to grow up and realise what I've done by my own research is awful, fucking boomers
why do redditors call gfs an SO
Still waiting for a scientist to do a study on the effects of the sun on anglo Australians and the wacky side effects it causes
The coorporate world is a one way ticket to mental illness
my lunch isn't till 1:30 and I'm already starving
not necessarily
I have a casual position working 15/h week at a big swanky office in the sydney cbd and I'm basically the excrement stuck on the bottom of a shoe to everyone else there in regards to salary
Take care of yourself. You complete dummy.
were you raised in foster care
absolutely no excuse for your mum not whipping out the tit