Can we finally get a thread of the of the embarrassing thing you've ever been caught doing?

can we finally get a thread of the of the embarrassing thing you've ever been caught doing?

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Dad walked in right as the last bit of life was draining from me when I hung myself in high school and pulled me off the rope. Super embarrassing because I was only like 4 inches off the ground.

Fapping. My mom walked in on me when I was 12 and my dad did when I was 15. It was more embarrassing when I was 12, cause at 15 I looked my dad in the eyes and told him to leave cause I wasn't stopping.

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i didn't know what sanitary pads were, but not really. i only where they went on your dick area. i took one of my mom/sister's and stuck the adhesive side to my little dick hole. it wouldn't come off and i screamed in terror. my mom had to save me. i was valedictorian and i still can't look at her with pride.

Nigga
Lock the door

Shitting in a tree outside my apartment when I was like 9-10 and my mom had to clean it up.

I'm not OP but I have never had a lock on my door privileged ass nigga.

Boss level 5000

Obviously never been to jail, check your priviledge

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Once when I was about 16 I had a random urge to grab my tits and do some moaning sounds for no reason and as soon as I did it, I noticed my mom behind me.

Man or woman? Funnier if woman

similar
and I was sort of caught but got away with it
>have dog
>have bitch neighbor with a dozen shit head spawn
>shit on neighbor's driveway
>go home
>neighbor knocks on door
>"Your dog shit on my driveway. You need to clean it up."
>humor her
>she points out the shit
>tell her that is too big for dog shit
>tell her to talk to her kids about where they should shit
>walk away
>neighbor goes apeshit
>goes to my parents
>parents look at shit
>agree that it most likely came from neighbor's hellspawn

sneezed and let an echoing fart out in class. tbh not even embarrassed. if you heard it, you'd be impressed

Damn... at least I can beat my dick in peace at prison and I get a free hand if need be.

forgot i(16) had camgirl on my right monitor while doing hw, little brother walked in while i was clueless, he just screamed "TITTIES"... still joke about it four years later

If you start beating your dick in prison, people tend to leave you alone.

I had a pocket pussy mixed in with clothes in my laundry hamper that i forgot about, and when i went to dump my hamper into the washing machine in my apartment complex it bounced off of the rim of the machine and plopped loudly onto the floor while there were like 2 other old ladies and a family in there. Pretty sure it fucking dribbled my cum out onto the floor too a bit.

I fucking said "OH THERE IS MY FOOT BRACE" , and quickly tried to squelch it into my pocket.

I only go to laundromats now and wear a hat whenever i leave my apartment.

If Boondocks has taught me anything prison inmates are craving booty at all times.

In my 30s living in a friend’s house in upstairs bedroom. No lock on door. Maid walks in unannounced while I had porn mags spread out across the bed, completely nude and fapping furiously. She said “oh sorry!” and ran downstairs. I think she was more embarrassed than I was.

i used to eat full meals in my bed in college and when i actually got a girl that i liked home, she clearly noticed the mustard stains that i didn't even notice myself

I know I was....

your mom. obviously. I'm still sorry about you having to see that

Zing! First mom joke of the thread!!!

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