/curl/ Curling mixed double semifinal

Canada-Norway right now

Canada will still choke this

nth for HAAAAARRDDDDDD

First for curling-related penis injuries

Norway giving up now

So what's a power play?

Never would’ve guessed curling would get 2 threads

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

desu lads this norge girl looks like the type of wife to give you lots of children and fuck your brains out regularly

WAT

THE

FUCK

n+1th for hard

wtf was that shit norway

wat

Norwegians arguing again
>Chick: SWEEP IT! GET IT PAST!
>Dude doesn't move a muscle
>Dude: It doesn't need to go past

oh

put olympic to subject so it becomes easier to find with other olympic threads

It's when one of the female players inserts a stone into her vagina.

Norway even if you loose this you have been the only team to make ours sweat. So good game no matter what.

the shrink is not working

Is Russia and Switzerland up next?

>wide open
w-what's he talking about guys?

No, several hours from now

>loose

So what happens if they run out of discussion time?

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>all the downhill events delayed due to weather

Isn't inclement weather the defining feature of Winter sports?

after 8 hours

why don't the norweges just slam a stone into their guard to have it barrel down into the canuck's center stones?

I think you're not allowed to throw anymore stones

AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH

When you not only crush the shaft, but get one of the testicles as well for a multiplier bonus

end game

What the fuck was that?

>same shot twice
>both just knocking their own stone out

YOUBLEWIT

Did Norway just knock its own stone out?

They lose instantly.

rip

That's the game

I don't think there's ever been a Winter Olympics that hasn't had an alpine event postponed

They have to play wearing noise-cancelling headphones that play either Norwegian Black Metal or Celine Dion at full volume

What the hell was that Norway?

It was literally yesterday.

norwegian girl always looks pissed off

BASSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>NO(r)WAY

the idea was that the stone would bounce off and roll into the center

And that's game.

Kaitlyn pls

I'm still sad the Fins didn't do better. The guy was funny and the grill was kinda cute, in an autistic sort of way.

>HARDER KAITLYN

It was meant to curl more and ricochet into the center

Oh well, good game.

Will there be a bronze final?

HAAAAARDEEEER

>no curl
RIGGED

HARDER

SHE'S BACK BABY

HAAAARD
HAAARDER CAITLYN
HAAAAAAAARD

GG

Congrats Canada

That rock was the rock that pierces the heavens.

>that look of relief on her face

yeah, against Switzerland or Olympic athletes of Russia

in 23 bongs

that ass is so fucking tight

Damn that was based

L-lewd

finally kaithlyn wakes up

There's inclement and then there's inclement.

need to win 4 stones in 1 round, why are they even playing this?

Do they get their own nationality music or do they have to endure the other team's?

The stones must be shot with hockey stick.

...

So why did we send these two shitters to Korea anyway?

to win gold

better players were called up to the main men's/women's competition. This is a competition for the first man/woman who missed the cut.

reminder to shoot all albertans on sight

They're both olympic gold medalists in teams. Also they won at qualifying.

>that bull dyke gets to look at qt curling asses all day

Jelly

Morris actually usually plays with Homan, but Homans team qualified for the olympics and I guess she didnt want to do both events.
So Morris teamed up with Lawes and they won the Canadian olympic qualification

You know, the way everyone awkwardly but very precisely and effectively shuffles around the ice is really funny. They end up going exactly where they want to, and side step the stones really deftly, but the way they swing their legs around and waggle their hips is just hilarious, taken out of context.

just concede already

Going to bed lads, sleep tight

Oh definitely the other's - playing Celine Dion to Canadians is the curling equivalent of popeye eating spinach

Those shitters are pretty much the best of the mixed doubles shitters right now.

Yep, Norway are just giving up

You too

They finally called it quits, good game.

They could just resign and stop wasting time here - are they hoping for a sudden curling-related penis injury?

So who are the curling cuties gonna be this this year? Anyone to compete with Madeleine Dupont?

DISAPPOINTED

That's what I was thinking. What do you reckon OAR and SWI would choose for each other?
Something tells me the Ruskies would pick some hardcore Blyatstep.

since this is over and no curling on for a while, whats next?

snowboarding now?

That's happened quite a few times already this tournament
>south korea 4 against binland
>south korea 4 against china
>switzerland 6 against usa
>canada 4 against china
>russia 4 against finland
>canada 5 against finland
>canada 4 against switzerland
>usa 4 against norway
>china 4 against finland
>china 5 against norway
>finland 4 against usa
>russia 4 against switzerland
>norway 4 against china

None of this matters now of course

russia next?

Well, fuck.

congrats canada

Fuck me that was tense

Twink skate.

GG

Gg nords