Canada-Norway right now
/curl/ Curling mixed double semifinal
Canada will still choke this
nth for HAAAAARRDDDDDD
First for curling-related penis injuries
Norway giving up now
So what's a power play?
Never would’ve guessed curling would get 2 threads
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
desu lads this norge girl looks like the type of wife to give you lots of children and fuck your brains out regularly
WAT
THE
FUCK
n+1th for hard
wtf was that shit norway
wat
Norwegians arguing again
>Chick: SWEEP IT! GET IT PAST!
>Dude doesn't move a muscle
>Dude: It doesn't need to go past
oh
put olympic to subject so it becomes easier to find with other olympic threads
It's when one of the female players inserts a stone into her vagina.
Norway even if you loose this you have been the only team to make ours sweat. So good game no matter what.
the shrink is not working
Is Russia and Switzerland up next?
>wide open
w-what's he talking about guys?
No, several hours from now
>loose
So what happens if they run out of discussion time?
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
>all the downhill events delayed due to weather
Isn't inclement weather the defining feature of Winter sports?
after 8 hours
why don't the norweges just slam a stone into their guard to have it barrel down into the canuck's center stones?
I think you're not allowed to throw anymore stones
AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH
When you not only crush the shaft, but get one of the testicles as well for a multiplier bonus
end game
What the fuck was that?
>same shot twice
>both just knocking their own stone out
YOUBLEWIT
Did Norway just knock its own stone out?
They lose instantly.
rip
That's the game
I don't think there's ever been a Winter Olympics that hasn't had an alpine event postponed
They have to play wearing noise-cancelling headphones that play either Norwegian Black Metal or Celine Dion at full volume
What the hell was that Norway?
It was literally yesterday.
norwegian girl always looks pissed off
BASSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>NO(r)WAY
the idea was that the stone would bounce off and roll into the center
And that's game.
Kaitlyn pls
I'm still sad the Fins didn't do better. The guy was funny and the grill was kinda cute, in an autistic sort of way.
>HARDER KAITLYN
It was meant to curl more and ricochet into the center
Oh well, good game.
Will there be a bronze final?
HAAAAARDEEEER
>no curl
RIGGED
HARDER
SHE'S BACK BABY
HAAAARD
HAAARDER CAITLYN
HAAAAAAAARD
GG
Congrats Canada
That rock was the rock that pierces the heavens.
>that look of relief on her face
yeah, against Switzerland or Olympic athletes of Russia
in 23 bongs
that ass is so fucking tight
Damn that was based
L-lewd
finally kaithlyn wakes up
There's inclement and then there's inclement.
need to win 4 stones in 1 round, why are they even playing this?
Do they get their own nationality music or do they have to endure the other team's?
The stones must be shot with hockey stick.
...
So why did we send these two shitters to Korea anyway?
to win gold
better players were called up to the main men's/women's competition. This is a competition for the first man/woman who missed the cut.
reminder to shoot all albertans on sight
They're both olympic gold medalists in teams. Also they won at qualifying.
>that bull dyke gets to look at qt curling asses all day
Jelly
Morris actually usually plays with Homan, but Homans team qualified for the olympics and I guess she didnt want to do both events.
So Morris teamed up with Lawes and they won the Canadian olympic qualification
You know, the way everyone awkwardly but very precisely and effectively shuffles around the ice is really funny. They end up going exactly where they want to, and side step the stones really deftly, but the way they swing their legs around and waggle their hips is just hilarious, taken out of context.
just concede already
Going to bed lads, sleep tight
Oh definitely the other's - playing Celine Dion to Canadians is the curling equivalent of popeye eating spinach
Those shitters are pretty much the best of the mixed doubles shitters right now.
Yep, Norway are just giving up
You too
They finally called it quits, good game.
They could just resign and stop wasting time here - are they hoping for a sudden curling-related penis injury?
So who are the curling cuties gonna be this this year? Anyone to compete with Madeleine Dupont?
DISAPPOINTED
That's what I was thinking. What do you reckon OAR and SWI would choose for each other?
Something tells me the Ruskies would pick some hardcore Blyatstep.
since this is over and no curling on for a while, whats next?
snowboarding now?
That's happened quite a few times already this tournament
>south korea 4 against binland
>south korea 4 against china
>switzerland 6 against usa
>canada 4 against china
>russia 4 against finland
>canada 5 against finland
>canada 4 against switzerland
>usa 4 against norway
>china 4 against finland
>china 5 against norway
>finland 4 against usa
>russia 4 against switzerland
>norway 4 against china
None of this matters now of course
russia next?
Well, fuck.
congrats canada
Fuck me that was tense
Twink skate.
GG
Gg nords