Am I Scottish now? :)

Am I Scottish now? :)

scottish is a social construct

Now you're only missing poverty and heroin addiction

it's shite being scottish

And rotting teeth

>No smack addiction
Not yet little one

read the scotichronic and the chronica gentus scotorum and realize we, and now you, really wuz kangs descended from egypt kangz

Damn guys, this thing is sweet af

>Am I Scottish now? :)
almost, now you just need to blame the english for everything thats wrong with life

my teeth are shit because of soda, throw it in trash

shouldve drank some more fluoride then silly goy

That shit's a sugar bomb

>Am I Scottish now? :)
Depends how much of a cunt you are.

what a cunt

tbf non-brand pot noodles are almost all shite

pot noodles are shit in general

>energy serving: 17%
>39p
ah yes, the western 'diet'

The tried to push it here in the 90s but failed miserably. It tastes exactly like old soviet barberry flavoured fizzy pop.

>soviet barberry flavoured fizzy pop
Name? I don't remember it.

It tastes very similar to old бypaтинo.

Бapбapиc жe. Cлaдкaя гaзиpoвкa бapбapиc.

>Implying Italy doesn't have that aplenty.

>plastic bottle
>wee plastic bottle
fuck off

delet immediately

What does Irn Bru taste like? I don't think we get it here.

it's not very nice desu senpai

>I don't think we get it here.
Pretty much anywhere that imports any sort of foodstuffs from Great Britain will have Irn Bru; look around.

Don't pursue it and don't pay a hefty price for it. It's nothing special, I'd say below average even.

Oh I'm gonna drink some industrialized piss and say "am I Scottish now?"

Just like Americans say "hey, I'm 0.2% cherokee so I can behead you all"

WTF user, get a life.

It has quinine as an ingredient.

Me too Ivan Ivanov Ivanovish.

>he doesn't get shitposting

I have been wondering all my life what this stuff tastes like.
I thought it would be some sort of herbal drink, kind of like the Austrian "Almdudler".

Then I finally had the chance to try some at a stopover at Glasgow airport and it's just this sweet as fuck bubblegum soda.

It tastes EXACTLY like the Turkish "Uludag Gazoz" drink and vaguely like Schweppe's Hong Kong Cream Soda.

VERY big disappointment.

I think we have the same keyboard

k95?