You're stuck in a room with Karl Marx, the Prophet Muhammed, and Gavrilo Princip. You have a gun with one round loaded...

You're stuck in a room with Karl Marx, the Prophet Muhammed, and Gavrilo Princip. You have a gun with one round loaded. If someone dies, they will not affect the future in the way that they did.

What do you do?

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muhammed

Marx, although it was really a tough call.

It's got to be Marx.

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gotta be marx

A real patriot would shoot 1 of them and beat the other 2 to death.

Muhammed. Islam is cancer.

This desu

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>Hey anarchist scum, did you know that the word 'gullible' is tattooed on the back of Muhammed's head?

I'm pretty sure I could beat Karl Marx to death.

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Rape Muhammed
Kill Karl
Marry Gavrillo

line them up. Shoot all 3 through temple

They'd find some other warlord to worship.

You realize arabs were fucking worst then now before Muahammed right?

line 'em up and kill all three with one shot

Since i am the one with the gun i sit down with them and discuss what they could do better, possibly altering their perspectives for the better. i then ask them to stand up in order of Karl, Mohammed then Gavrillo. We form a train with me in the front and out of nowhere i shoot Marx in the neck, hoping i manage to hit all 3 leave the room and let all 3 die of blood loss..

Shoot mohammed since he's a warlord and probably the most dangerous to fight
beat up Gavrilo to death with the gun while the kike watches in horror knowing he's next

The only right answer is marx because he is the only white one. Another dead old white guy is reason to celebrate

SeeHow Islam is cancer ? It's cancer in Europe not in arabs contry...

>Karl Marx
irredeemable asshole who managed to stunt humanity's growth

>Muhammed
no comment

>Princip
The Germans were actively looking for an excuse to start WW1, they'd have found one with or without him

Yeah I'd go with Muhammad

Prove it. arabs were confined to their desert peninsula before muhammad, who (with his direct descendants) took Arabs across the entire middle east and north africa to spread islam. of course they replaced all the local populations which is why all those places speak arabic today.

Muhammad, easy
Communism is still an interesting idea, even though we now know it doesn't work.
WW1 had to happen. The tension between nations was unbearable.
On the other hand, nothing good came from Muhammad. There is not even a single interesting philosophical thought attributed to him, while the amount of evil he let loose is incredible.

>France
pls stop

>irredeemable asshole who managed to stunt humanity's growth
The USSR made a shit ton of scientific advances. Russia was a wasteland in 1917, 40 years later they had satellites, nukes and a massive industry.

>Gavrilo Princip
>bad

Yea it sucks to german that he destroyed two german empires and is cause for destruction of second and thrid reich, and made them cucks.

Why would I want to kill Karl Marx and establish more freedom and a better economy for Russia? Or stop Islam from turning the middle east into a powder keg?

I'm not going to murder someone on the off chance other people might live righteously.

lets ignore the rivers of white blood that THEY shed for these advances.

Teach me, Sensei!

Force them to fight to the death at gunpoint, shoot the last one left

>we form a train with me in the front

yep good plan

I can't guarantee my birth if I do that. It'll fuck with the odds that the one sperm would have hit that one egg if such major changes would have occurred in world history.

This.
>the rivers of white blood
Everything has its price

Mohammed, easy
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shoot Muhammed, fuck Karl Marx, marry princep

genius

where did that price leave you? it was primarily blood of YOUR people. and for what?

Start with Muhammed.

Then beat Karl Marx to death with the but end of the pistol.

Probably then stomp the shit out of Princip and break his knees so bad he would never walk again.

>and for what?
"We wuz superpowers and shiet". We still have a space program, but shit economy after the collapse of the USSR.

They don't know I only have one round.
I make them stand in a corner with false promises, shoot one in the head, then beat the other 2 to death with the gun.

This

Shoot Muhammed, pistol whip Marx to death.

persians had a big empire before islam
look up Zoroastrianism

Shoot biggest one, beat the other two to death with the gun.

Muhammad has brought the most evil to the world than anyone in history by far.

I'd cut off his balls and shove them in his mouth before I kill him.

Murica pride

Because Russia pre-commies was such a paradise with minimal casualties in wars and no starvation whatsoever. If Hitler invaded Romanov Russia the Germans would've been BTFO with less than 3 Russians dead. Right.

Why not Moses?

tell them i have a fully loaded gun, whoever wins in mortal combat between the three gets to live, shoot the last one

Marx

At first I thought it would be a hard choice, but in the end it's easy:

Kill Marx. His philosophies pander far too easily to women and the simple minded, and they are responsible for the breakup of family units.

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Islam is a problem of course, but history has shown that to keep Islam in check, you just need brutality, weapons and the will to use them.

Try to line up a shot take out Marx and the mudshit. The Yugo can live.

Kill The Jew

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Marx.

Western civilization had been at war with Muslim civilization for centuries and eventually came out on top, and by the 19th century reached prosperity previously undreamed of on earth. But Marxism ate at Western civilization from within, making it today incapable of fighting against Islam. Kill Marx to save the west. WW1 wouldn't have turned out the way it did without Marxism either, might get butterflied away.

I shoot St. Paul.

It's gotta be Marx.

Marx. If you kill Karl Marx, Marxism won't happen, thus America putting up with Islam won't happen either, since Marxism is the reason people put up with those savages. It's like killing two birds with one stone.

Marx

The middle east would find something else to chimp out over, and Ferdinand's death was just the catalyst. Honestly, if we would just grow a giant pair of balls, the islam problem could be taken care of in months.

#persiansarenotarabs

>implying I need a gun
>*teleports behind marx*
>*unsheaths katana*
>

Anarchism would still be a thing. You'd still have the feminist movement and the labor union movement. Both of those things originated with the anarchists.

Better kill Marx and Bakunin.

Princip is World War 1 and World War 2

This. Marxism is the vehicle of all manner of degeneracy. Cut it off at the source

Muhammad. If you kill Muhammad then the Arabs and Persians would go on to advance human scientific discovery and medicine eradicating any need for forced equality at the end of a rifle barrel.

There was a time just before Islam when the greatest scientific discoveries and contributions to our species were coming from the Arabs and Persians. Our numbers are named Arabic numerals. they advanced human optics to the point that they named many of the stars in the night sky. Their medical discoveries were astounding.

then along came Islam and sent them back into the fucking stone ages.

Princip was false flag dindu nuffin be-leaf me.
someone back me up

now that's some proper lateral thinking, I was going to beat 2 of them to death then ask princip who the fuck he is

WW1 would have been set off eventually, the European alliance system had shifted to set the two power blocs against each other after the Crimean War. Since the war was caused by mudshits deciding over church matters in Jerusalem, taking Muhammad out would prevent this.

Muhammad.

Communism doesn't breed as fast as Islam.

marx.

Not really. There were minor wars going on all over... the Russo-Japanese War, some skirmishes between France and German in their African colonies. Lots of political conflict between the UK and Germany over middle-eastern colonies. Wilhelm II trying to revitalize German imperialism. A war between the Ottomans and the Italians, and a war between the Ottomans and the various Balkan states..

WWI would have happened with or without Princip.

Line them all 3 up in a straight line, hoping for a triple kill.

exactly, 20th century would've been boring as shit without him

Having mass amounts of people die is just a Russian thing. The Russians were always dying in droves throughout their entire history. In WWI they lost over a million men in the first few months of the war. Human suffering as a means to an end is simply ingrained into the Russian psyche, not strictly a Commie Jew thing.

Anyone not saying Marx is a slack-jawed hick with no vision of the greater picture. Sand people will latch on to something else to durka durka over, Islam or no Islam. WW1 was inevitable, if it wasn't Gavrilo, it would have been someone else doing some other stupid shit lighting the powder keg.

But taking out Marx would allow us to unify against any Muslim aggression, and Hitler would have been able to save Germany without the Great War 2: Electric Boogaloo happening right after, which wouldn't have cucked Europeans into letting Muslims invade Europe again.

If it wouldn't affect anything, why bother?
Also, how long would I be in the room?
If it's forever, I'd just shoot myself.
The other guys would be interesting to talk to though.
I couldn't threaten them with the gun, seeing one of those sly bastards would steal it.
I'd talk to them about their philosophies and try to redpill them. if all else fails, let them stay in the room forever, shooting myself. It will give them hell.
If you're asking me which one I'd hate the most.
Muhammad.
Karl Marx at least thought he was doing the right thing, and Princip was no more evil than the typical school shooter.

Don't shoot muhammed he will just blow you up when he dies.

Ottoman control of the eastern Mediterranean is what led the Iberians to seek out new trade routes to India and China which is what led to the age of exploration and European Hegemony. Islam is ideological cancer, but competition with Islam led Christendom out of the dark ages into the preeminent position it held until 1945.

I don't let them know that I've only got the one round.
I make them all lie flat on the ground - face down.
I then stomp my foot as hard as I can on Muhammed's head - killing him.
Do the same thing to Princip.
And then shoot Marx.

Persians are not Arabic

Oddly UKIP asked a similar question when I got a job with them

>"user, let's say that, hypothetically, I gave you a gun with 4 bullets and behind that door is George Soros, Angela Merkel, Tony Blair and a little white rabbit. Do you think you would be up to the job of shooting them all dead?"
>"Can I ask a question first?"
>"Sure"
>"Why the little white rabbit?"
>"Excellent attitude when can you start?"

>implying God isn't in control of history and if you killed one of those men, God wouldn't have done what he willed in another way.

fuck off atheist

>You realize arabs were fucking worst then now before Muahammed right?

you realize that's all muslim propaganda about the jahiliyya not borne out by historical facts?

>not debating them
>not engaging in heated discourse and discussing their affect on the future in an attempt to convince them to change their ways

Even if you killed Princip, something else would have ignited WWI. Europe was a powder keg itching for an excuse to explode and would have, sooner or later and to the same end. This is a tempting one (avert Sykes-Picot, postwar Versailles sanctions on Germany), but it isn't so simple.

Killing Marx is pointless. Although his doctrine provided a framework for multiple groups to think about how to subvert and make glib criticisms of capitalism, socialism is a pipe dream and communism a perpetual exercise in failure. Marxism only provided a ready made recipe book of jewish tricks. Zionists and globalists would have had to think harder, but I am sure they would have come up with some equally devious word game to keep the goyim tripping over themselves.

The clear bet is to kill the shit out of King Muzzie. Parts of Afghanistan and India would probably still be Buddhist, Pakistan wouldn't need to exist, Iran's rich Persian history and culture wouldn't have gotten cucked by a horrible sandpeople religion, and Arabs would never have progressed beyond herding/raping goats and camels.

Mohammed probably.
Though they would find another warlord to worship.
Same with Marx, actually.
I think his ideas were not exclusive to him, and there was also Engels.

Who I would definitely spare is Gavrilo.

No decent historian ascribes to the great man of history any more senpai.

Kek

so many good answers lol

arabs conquered them and made them islamic

the middle east was mostly christian and zoroastrian before the 7th century.

my sides, exactly this

I kill the goatfucker

I line up their heads and pull the trigger.

Pistol whip all three to death then shoot the Time Lord holding us prisonder and steal his TARDIS.

Oh god
>implying Max wrote and created the socialism system by himself
The jews were the ones that had the original idea, they just needed somebody to publish it for them. The best way in this scenario would be to suicide.

Force Marx and MoHo to fight to the death, shoot Gavrilo once they're done, beat the winner to death with the gun

Marx. Only problem is I'm sure the Frankfurt Faggots would still set up the same.

But without Critical Theory, we'd have a stronger consensus of national values leaving us more capable of dealing with Islam.

>How Islam is cancer? It's cancer in Europe not in arabs contry.
A long history of sectarian violence beginning shortly after Muhammad died begs to differ. The raping and pillaging conducted while Muhammad was alive also doesn't help your argument.