Mom's going to Costco, what should I ask her to get

Mom's going to Costco, what should I ask her to get

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A dildo.

strawberries

Peanut Brittle

chloroform and condoms

penis enlargement pills

Laid

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a shotgun to kys with

a new son

big bag of chicken tenders, spaghetti, Totinos

A job application

Vaseline

a bag of cocaine

100 gallons of beer

A reason to live

the Costco brand meatballs.......so damn good

6 pack of blowjobs

condoms so you can fuck yourself

I actually have my parent’s getting me fetish stuff at the store because I don’t have my car right now. They don’t know.

pizza

ancient grains cereal its fire

a bag of dicks

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Oh God, I wish!

3 liter jug of lube and a 1 liter bottle of ginger ale

a dad

Nudes of her in the store

hotdog