/brit/

nathan for me edition

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sophie

>yank tv
fuck off

gf won't go gym cos she's playing sudoku and keeps fucking it up

Kacy

slag

I want to see the US president deck one of those trannies who are trying to get into politics

any Mao Zedong man in?

someone at toil shot himself today. like literally he was sat behind his desk and he pulled out a .44 reviews over and blew his brains out. my exhausted co-workers glanced over for a moment with their tired, dead eyes and then got back to toiling while the cleaner lady dragged his body to the dead slave bin.

just another day in the office

might make some coleslaw

LADS I got a job interview tomorrow and they are asking for two references on the assessment form only thing is I have been neet for quite some time and my last job ended quite sour, what can I do?

>reviews over

Revolver

love cute boys
hate gays
simple as

yeah

How can i discourage muslims from moving into my local area?

No it's the rotator

in order of preference
big willies
average willies
.
.
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smol willies

girls ranking (generalised)
white
desi
middle eastern
latina
*gap*
asian
african

driving home last night and the guy in front was just staring in his rear view mirror for a good 20 seconds while driving, ended up drifting over the lane, hitting a car head on and nearly hitting a couple walking their kid in a push chair.

holding on to a massive poo lads

ah yes the neighbours cars are all trickling home and growling outside

If you're not long out of school you could go ask your old teachers to write one for you

I hated school and my teachers didn't like me much though, so I don't reckon it'd work if I did it

load a shite

unironically the ex gf

i really fucked up

no he didn't

What exactly is Latina ethnically?
>Native american
>Iberian
>or mix?

Priti Patel getting sacked soon lads
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thats a lad mate

>hmmm got nothing to wear to go out
>mum where's that spare bath mat??

South/Central American I believe. So Brazillian, Colombia, Mexico etc

Who is that girl? For some reason I have a few of her pictures in my guilty pleasures folder. Can't remember saving them.

u sure

Be nice

>Celebrity chef and restaurateur Antonio Carluccio has died at the age of 80, his agent confirms

fucking hell too soon

what a strong and stable government

ay dios mio papi

Rija. a yankette

overjoyed to have an edition that is finally both good and not bent

have done some research over the past few years, and I've come to the conclusion that 6'3 is the ideal height

it was made by me, a bender

bizarre episode that

Carluccio is dead lads

>Downloading update file 9.487GB (81 Minutes Left)

Her Instagram
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>When Goody appeared on Big Brother 3, she was ridiculed by the British tabloid press for her lack of general knowledge. She thought the English city of Cambridge was in London; when told that it was in East Anglia, she assumed East Anglia was outside Britain and referred to it as "East Angula". Goody thought that Rio de Janeiro was a person, not a city; that Portugal was part of Spain; that St George's Cross was the flag of London, not England; that Aberdeen was not in Scotland, and that the United States was not an English-speaking country.

hmm yes

Never seen LOTR
Never seen any harry potters past the second one
Never seen a single episode of GOT
Never seen a single star wars movie
Never seen a single episode of the inbetweeners

annoyed that now, due to revised government ruling, I am a bender by association

horse face
don't like

oh yeah

>horse face
>don't like

Stupid fucking paki

*walks towards you*

same here except that I've watched every single Inbetweeners episode

i dislike when you lads are so racist :(

is libdem the patrician party?

babby normie peep show

never seen GB with 3 decimals precision before

decide a guitar for me to buy, Stratocaster or les Paul. love playing metal and 80s hard rock. budget' s $1k

Then fuck off back to Timbuktu

Solomon flirting with that girl in the last episode is probably the most uncomfortable thing I've ever seen on the telly

it's funny when I see girls in uni with their beta male friends and I've seen said girl been an absolute stacys in nightclubs

you must've not been at school or college while inbetweeners was airing so you're either a literal child or a grandad wahey

i've actually never seen another show that makes me actually cringe
2 hour finale on friday

need a dumb racist gf

i've used a lot of actuallys in that sentence

cant say I care

normans poooooooo

this was hilarious

thanks x
nice of brit to let one slide once in a while

the UK and Eire

arse

serves her right, she trusted a jew

yeah, he's been bigging up the finale a lot, said it blows basically every other scheme out of the water in terms of scale and ambition
naturally I'm excited but also I'd be lying if I said I wasn't prepared to die from cringing

ireland is part of the uk sweetie xx

Can't wait and I haven't even watched all of series 4 yet :D

>toil is over in an hour
>have to catch a packed rail replacment bus home because the train drivers don't think £50k is enough despite the fact that I only earn £20k

JUST

M I C R O S O F T

big computers
like whole rooms

I can't even go three days without wanking to porn. State of me

ongoing redditor raid in progress
estimated: 2 numales

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howling

is /brit/ dead

There's no more use in pretending. I WANT the Deano life. I NEED the Deano life.

prefer not to say

simply do not care

wonder how rolf harris is doing

we all strive to be deano

we're all in the discord
and NO you will not be getting an invite from me

post her tits

They only work 3 days a week too

Fuck off back to Lagos.

no we're all just on strike as we don't feel adequately compensated for the banter we provide

starting to release arse puffs lads

...

We NEED racism to continue otherwise lefties won't have anything to do

interesting development
got a poo brewing desu

He did what he had to do

was in year 10 or something when the 'ooh friends' joke was catching on from the series

just found it really annoying that everyone was saying it and never watched it

is it brewing bigly like mine la?

he should be PM
he's unironically better suited for the brexit job than May

wish the entire world cut foreign aid and let aftrica crash and burn on its own

About to watch a film that I have NO interest in just because the cute girl in work likes it and I need to find something for us to bond and relate to