My life needs excitement

>My life needs excitement
>I'm going to the shadiest part of downtown Denver at midnight
>already bought clothes from Goodwill and tore holes in them everywhere
>I covered them in blood from a nosebleed which I get a lot because of the dry climate here
> I have long very messy hair and it completely unkempt hobo beard
>I'm going to have nothing on me but my torn bloody clothes
>I'm literally going to pretend I'm on meth
>I know I might get stabbed I don't have any illusions about that
>suggestions on how I can make the most of this?
>I've already made up my mind and accepted my fate if I get killed or something

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I love this. I would take a knife though and fight to the end.

get a camera and livestream this

I'm not taking any weapons. I can't fight it all I really can't

I'm not taking anything because it would probably get stolen anyways

pretend you want to buy some meth from a local then stab him to death

carry a cardboard sign that says
"Leper
Need $ to join colony
Don't touch me"

have fun dood

Mental illness is another route I was thinking of taking but I think it might be easier to fake meth. It's a hard call

Sounds possibly like not a very good idea.

Unless...

>goes to the hood dresses as a homeless man
>in blackface to blend in with the other hobos
>my african bretheren share their minimal drugs with me
>"us homeless niggas gotta stick together"
>i have a sense of solice and community with my black brothers
>mfw

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why don't you just put on black face and go get the new chicken sandwich from poppeyes

that should be really fun, then go to Walmart like that.

altho u should always expect to possibly spend a night in jail for doing all this stupid stuff, so don't get fired from ur job lol.

Take the 40 bus to Commerce City
Actually do some meth

if you see police, offer to suck dick in exchange for a warm night in a cell

I was thinking about getting arrested. Not intentionally I mean just in general. I won't have my ID on me and I've never been arrested before so my prints aren't in the system. I'd imagine I'd get thrown in the drunk tank and that's about it. I really don't see how they could identify me in any way

Denver isn't that bad nothing will happen faggot.

good luck faking hygeine
good luck faking bad up bringing
also if you have nice teeth thats a dead give away

You're more likely to get put on a 72hr hold than get arrested with what you're doing.

Fuck you user.
The shadiest part of denver is still nicer then 90% of america.

Depending on your ddefinition of shady, that's either 5 Points or Cherry Creek

jail aint that bad, u gatta sit near a few niggers and crackheads n shit, then they stick u in other rooms n shit, the food is unedible so better eat well before u go on adventures.

idk if they would keep u for more days or what, if they cant identify u or whatever, most times I went to jail they let me out the next day, no point in wasting $500 bail because then it takes them just as long to let u out lol, its literally throwing money away.

but yes, the food is horrible, and it is hard to sleep in the cold gay little rooms. but If u havnt done too much bad, its like a 12 hour stay, most of that is spent watching niggers get pictures taken or in the back of the van with 6 other guys waitin to get to the station.

if u really wanna have fun, when the 2 officers make u strip and bend over, u can spread ur butt cheeks and do a little dance and ask them if they like what they see :))))))

I cant believe they didn't beat or rape me for that lmao

The hygiene part should be easy. I'm not going to hold a conversation with someone about my upbringing. The teeth part though is unfortunate. I can't really do anything about that. Mine are pretty straight
If that's what has to happen I guess it's whatever

yeah Colorado and Denver have a lot of whites this isn't fair. someone will probably just try to help you.

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I feel like OP is going to pass your living space and that's why you're pissed

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>I'll get put on a 72 hold it's whatever bro
Yeah enjoy not being able to own a gun or get painkillers ever again faggot. I got put on a hold and it's ruined my fucking life. Surgery? Oh here's some Tylenol. Anxiety? Oh here's some Tylenol. Home defense? Here's some pepper spray. Just go home before you make things worse for yourself.

im a Denver boi
that pic u?

bullshit you cock goblin who gives a fuck about synthetic heroin anyways

what does being put in jail have to do with losing gun rights

hell no bb im ugly as fuck and so is OP

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>(You)hell no bb im

hmmmmk well im thirsty for som boipuss
kno where anys @around here?

You will when you have surgery and need painkillers faggot.

Not jail retard, a 72hr psych hold. If you ever get put on one you lose your right to own a firearm you're basically a felon except you can vote.

>no id
>prints arent in system
wtf are you talking about

This isn't the 90s faggot they'll figure out who you are.

go buy a bucket of chicken wings...

drive to nearest place tons of niggers are gathered.... or drive thru ghetto

throw chicken from car window at niggers yelling "eat yer chicken niggers, come n get it"

you fuckin wont cunt.

>THEY'LL SCAN YOUR DNA BECAUSE THIS IS THE FUTURE

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If you aren’t going to 27th and Welton, you aren’t doing it right.

>google 27th and welton
>google maps has this pic
OP hes right

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Faggot bait thread
>worries about stealing
>Knows death is uppon
literal opposite mentalities you larpfag

obviously I wouldn't go if I knew there was a 100% chance of death

Fuck you for this post. I'm changing Solice to Solace to emphasize you how insignificant you are.

They need a pic of all the brothers hanging out front of the soul food shack.

I reread the post in question like 4 times and I still don't understand how someone could get offended by this unless they were literally a nigger

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It will come back up the next time you deal with law enforcement.

Whatever you say boss.

You're never going deal with law enforcement anyway because you're a pussy so none of this matters anyway.

>pretending to be on meth
Listen you literal retard, ditch every part of your plan except going downtown.
Once you're there do whatever the fuck you feel like doing, don't let anything hold you back, not even fear SPECIALLY fear. I recommend shoplifting and running or something, maybe robbing someone if you already made all that costume of yours, specially if you're a big fat boy.
Too bad to see you take such a cowardly way of "killing yourself" when chances are nothing happens, and if it do happens, when you are close to death you'll see the beauty in life.
If you survive afterwards maybe youll actually do something useful of yourself.

Get out of my thread and never come back

No I think I'm going to stick to my plan

then just do it faggot

It's only 10:21 here I've still got an hour before I even have to get on the train

I live in Golden wanna come smoke a bowl and abandon the plan? or at lesst take a knife so you can know what it feels like to kill someone? fighting back aint that hard man just aim for the soft spots and repeat until they stop attacking you.

Or what? You gonna come to my house prance around outside in your meth head larp attire? Kys faggot.

Not OP but I'll come visit you in Golden

I've already committed myself to this. I just don't see myself fighting anyone.

you may not see yourself fighting anyone, but if attacked, don't be a victim and strike quickly and without feeling or else you're dead.. Also, if you keep to yourself you will be just fine downtown.

Where are you?

Go walk through Aurora

LOL DO IT

Near Fort Collins.

Untill you realise he is just trying to get something from you.

What is this whole plan about? Suicide? Finding purpose? Attention?

You're responding to the wrong guy I was telling dude in Golden where I'm at. I'm not OP

I want to have something exciting happen when I'm out there. I just want some sort of rush. To escape the mundane

Woah dude. That’s pretty twizted. That’s something that like, the Joker might do.

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That's when I usually go driving and hit the back roads at 100+ but I assume you don't have a car huh?

I have a car and I've gone fast with it but that doesn't really give me any excitement.

user is right though. Denver used to be a real shit hole then the hipsters gentrified the place and kicked all the degenerates out.

Seconded.

can u just go fuckin throw chicken at niggers please

Walk down Larimer Street at night and you'll see what they're talking about

You should go to the same place, but crossdressed.

dont do it op

Good luck user

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Looking for more?

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Fuck off fed

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Fed or pedo, both can fuck off

What is the trap for that kinda bait? Does it just log your IP?

he responded to a spam bot with Sup Forums garbage

You might get picked up by the po...

Use the same getup but hit a fancy cocktail bar.

Order a Manhattan with a dash of the bartenders preferred amaro

Tip fat. Make a new friend

> /pol garbage
K kike

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