I am 22 years old and today I masturbated my penis for the first time. AMA me anything

I am 22 years old and today I masturbated my penis for the first time. AMA me anything.

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congrats on the sex change bud

I did not get a sex change. I masturbated my penis.

what to?

What are you asking me.

Did you decide to wait or like didnt you know?? lmao

What?

what did you nut to?

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I don't know what you mean. All I did was masturbate my penis for the first time and I wanted to tell someone. I don't know what you mean.

WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG TO EXPLORE YOUR BODY

No one ever told me to do it so I never knew about it. I figured it out today and when I looked up what happened it says that I masturbated myself.

Did you watch porn when mastubating?

No. I was just laying in my bed. Is it better to watch porn when I masturbate myself?

OP autistic af

When will the government stop your sinful hand?

What do you mean by this. I don't understand.

May I ask where you are from?

most prefer it, but it's probably better not to masturbate at all, to be honest.
it being your first time, you haven't developed such a habit of it that you're a slave to the desire, which means you have more freedom than most. You should be careful to give up that freedom.

Have you had sex?

>AMA me anything
kek

No. The most I did with a girl is a hug. I've had hugs before.

Yes.

I'm sorry but I don't understand what you mean. Is it bad that I masturbated myself?

OMEGALUL

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So, when did you decide to become a wizard?

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Why are all your questions so bad? I just wanted to tell people about my masturbate and thought maybe someone would be interested. I feel like this was a bad idea.

Our questions aren't bad, you're just really stupid in trying to understand what we ask.

this

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why that pic? instead of say a missionary boy?

where tf you from bruh

Because I feel stupid.

No, I'm not. The questions aren't clear and concise. If people want an answer, ask the question properly. I masturbated my penis and that's the topic.

What does that mean.

did you have any friends growing up?
first time I masturbated I was like 8 and had group of friends comparing sizes and shit to see how it was suppose to look like. would also borrow titty mags from our brothers and have a clubhouse for checking out titties. y'kno like a normal adolescent... where tf was your childhood op?

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I had friends at school, but not at home. I don't think I have any real friends. You're my friends. My childhood was when I was younger.

How can I be friends with someone who doesn't time stamp?

kys mouth breather

What?

What do you mean?

that sounds pretty sad imo
anyways
Did you literally not even know about it?
rate your sex-drive from 1-10

I said; kill yourself. you are an abhorrent freak and the world doesn't need people that didn't know how to masturbate before they became an adult. learn to masturbate at a proper age or kill yourself. what is so complicated about it?

I didn't know about it. I looked online about what happened and that's when I learned that I masturbated myself. I thought maybe I'm the only one who did it before. I have never driven before so I think 0.

I don't want to kill myself. I don't understand why you're being like this to me. I wasn't trying to hurt anyone.

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Why does no one care about my thread. I was offering information on self-masturbation and everyone pretty much made fun of me. Whatever.

Agreed.
I'm so confused now.
Is this bait?
AM I BAIT??
Oh my god we're all about to die

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