New Celeb Thread. Look out behind you! Edition

New Celeb Thread. Look out behind you! Edition.

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First for feets

Is that a back edition in disguise?

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Two days left still I send the next text.

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till*

blue eyes are the greatest

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And then?

Daugher->win

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Show ass Emma

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do you promise to let us know exactly how you fucked it up when you unavoidably do so?

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>BEEP BEEP
Oh shit the edgy cunt alarm is going off

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upgrade

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Well that needs time

you waited all your life, you can wait another 9 month.

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Will let you know how it goes for sure! Please hope for the best.

Thanks friend!

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>doesn't look at all

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I´m my own gerard, I upgrade myself

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cumming for tay

who is the small girl?

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Prepare your face for her ass

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selena gomez or somebody

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stroking so hard

And then I have a toddler that I can't talk to for another 3 years

yea but think about the feet

I start to believe I haven´t thought this through..
You need to adobt a qt daughter.

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NAH THIS ONE AIN'T IT

>edgy
i prefer "realistic"
checked
great. that goes against my hunt for entertainment but i wish you the best

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licc her soles

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wanna fuck those udders

Even if it goes well I'm sure I'll have some entertaining sperginess. I'm a virgin and last time I had a kiss was a decade ago. It could get ugly!

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cumming all over them first

Just pretend it's ems

Of a 3 year old? Plus my own daughter? Nah m9
That'd be great
But only with the right wifey

Call it what you'd like, you sound like an edgy cunt regardless. I'm not really one to judge, calling you an edgy cunt is getting there too.

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As I said. I don't want an annoying toddler

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Nuh-uh, you're not allowed to

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kek. who is that?

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who took the pic?

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Who the hell is paying for this neverending wave of Jepsen shilling??
She's a hasbeen who had one meme song, enough of this shit already.

i hope i'm around when you do share the outcome :)
go to the top right and hit that "home" button
look at the screen for a few seconds and then think about what you just said

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Been a few days since you were around, missed ya.

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Me :)

she seems unsure...

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K :>

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literally the only time I've ever bothered to open one of these threads to ask that question, but glad to hear I'm not the only one noticing it

>he doesn't get paid by a celebs social media team to post her all day
look at him and laugh

does kat mcnamara actually have leaks? seen them mentioned

It's a good gig to be honest with ya.

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she seems unsure , dont you think ?

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dowry?

nice pic
big

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yes, much uncertainty i sense within u

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back to prison with you

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>i hope i'm around when you do share the outcome :)
Do you always post VJ? I'll look for you. My date, I *think* is maybe Sunday the 15th. Haven't narrowed down when she gets back in town. I'm going to text her Friday to find out. CarlyAnon has been helping me not sperg out.

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Wouldn't listen to him if I were you, he's a twat.

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Thanks!

you seem awful uncertain , to be sentancing someone to prison , sweetie.

maybe u should try getting a law degree first

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she's literally studying for her GED

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Nice

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i stopped going 2 BU , when i realized everyone was having sex and calling me a virgin muggle.

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Oh dear! I was just trying to make a new friend, not get advice. You are the gem with the advice.

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The him=Carly user.

more often than not, i guess
just don't go full retard, try to make her laugh and i bet you'll be fine. everything else doesn't matter

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this thread is disappointing

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Pledgeling crowned

WAAAAG MUM MUH REAL LYFE ISNT LIKE MY FAIRY TAIL MOVIE BOOK WWWWAAAAAG I WANNA LIVE IN DISNEY WORLD FOREVER INSTEAD I DONT WANNA GO TO BIG GIRL SCHOOL ANYMO RE MUM COME GET ME WWAAAAAAAA

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Because you don't post feet

What would improve it?

B_B_B_B_BUT THERE ALL WATCHING ME SECRETLY ! AND SO ARE U , THEY ALL STOP TIME AND PLUG OUT OF THE SIMULATION TO WATCH EVERY MINUTE OF MY LIFE AND LAFF AT ME AND PRAISE ME FOR BEING A GOOD VIRGIN PARNOID SELF ABSORBED MUGGLE WAAAAAAAH


growing up

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Cheers m8. I'm literally taking the bee urself advice, but with a detune on the sperg and forwardness (so, careful about overtexting, won't go full in love mode immediately and scare her off, etc).

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I am not a feet guy
more celebs and better quality

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>better quality

Emsy :(
I miss you

nobody cared what u posted, till u sent it to and FBI task force

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I´m here qt, just playing vidya

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im so glad u think that was funny btw.

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i ate my cum for her this weekend

put it on twitter

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youtube.com/watch?v=YWyCCJ6B2WE

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i did

weird how it didn't make national news, huh?
must be the elections. itll go viral once election season dies down

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Such a good boy for Cami. You know she doesn't like a mess. I bet she is so proud of you.

my positions in politics are on my knees eating cum for cami

yes. its obvious your brain put down the pen and paper long ago.
imagine you giving that eloquent little speach you just gave to us , in front of the DNC at the democratic debate?

charming

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probably be a better speech than sleepy joe and faux-pocahontas. right before i'd cum in camis pussy, then at the end of the speech she'd come out and sit on my face and everyone could watch me clean her up

untill u post ur little tantrum beg rants 2 ur public social media and jimmy fallon , im gonnna ignore ur word salad schizo babby babble .

have fun in group population coloring ur pictures and talkign aboutt alien angels , ur in a mental hospital not a jail

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