Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

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No. The answer is always no, faggot

I love these threads. Some anons have a very vivid imagination.
Go on!

Do relatives of famous people count?

she wasnt famous before i fucked her back in 1970. i was 55 she was 8.

Maybe. Story and name?

sort of.

shane dawson.

So you're 104?
kek

Does a news reporter from a small town count?

Define small town.

Who is she?

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Vin Diesel once doughnut punched me in a vegas hotel room. Shit was cash yo

Why all the news reporters look like low-profile escorts kek.
Details, did she swallow?

I don't know if this counts but is maisey williams famous enough for this to count ?

has anyone here heard of her ?
idk

She was great in Ice Age

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No wouldn’t swallow but would take a great cum shot to her face.

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Fucked the Olsen twins before they were famous...

Hot as hell if true.
More details, did you fucked her vag and ass?

underrated

bump

no, every time you ask this

No one that uses Sup Forums except Taylor Swift has had sex with anyone famous.

No, but once I got a hug from a somewhat famous female Youtuber.

I had sex with a porn star. Not sure if that counts. Not a superstar, but someone you could find on any porn site. I fucked her ass and go a little mud on my helmet.

I fingered the sis of Park way drives drummer
I ate out and got my dick sucked by the Veronica’s first cousin

I fucked Holly Willoughby in 2004 after a night out in London.

Famous might be a stretch. Got and gave some mouth action back in 2012

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I've fucked a Paralympian, before three of her limbs were paralysed. Now, she holds some world records, and is a celebrity within her field, I guess.

So what limb remains functional?

I had a beer with these two.

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Luktet fitta som roser? Det er det jeg ser for meg.

An arm.

That's always the dream, but rarely the reality. But wasn't shrimp bad or anything. Drunk shit are rarely great tbh

Nice mouth.

Well that's the best limb I guess. Fucking hell it would suck if you lost function in two arms and a leg.

Calm down Saget

I had a on/off relationship wit Katie Price back in 2000/2001 while I was playing Club rugby in London. Lasted for just over 3 month and we fucked like 5 times. Back then she wasnt well known apart from being a model and a pitt girl for the Jordan F1 team. In later years sge became alot more prevailent but mostly for being a hot mess. Very thankful I dodged her later years.

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Yeah. My dad sold me to Colonel Gaddafi when I was 15.

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Two TV news babes when I was temping in a fairly big market. One was a little long in the tooth but she was a real well-known "local celeb" and a total fucking whore. She was the spokesperson for the Red Cross and eventually ran for some b.s. political office. Lotsa fun. The other one was a reporter from the midwest somewhere who didn't know anyone in town when she first arrived. She was bitching in the lunchroom about not being able to get her cable installed because she was never home. I told her I'd wait at her house for the cable guy. I figured I'd just snoop around and jerk off in her living room. But she showed up about ten minutes after the cable guy got there. She told me to hang around and made me a sandwich. Cable guy left. For some reason, she went and put a robe on. I was "helping" her hook up speakers in her bedroom. She thanked me with a friendly hug and (no surprise) the robe is suddenly open. Things escalated quickly. Fucked her bent over the bed with her arms bent behind her and the robe still on. After, she insisted on showing me an hour of her news stories. I wanted to shoot her and myself. A couple months later she left town. Someone said she got knocked up by one of the managers and was looking for a big cash payout.

Cool stories, bro.

i made out with lia at a party once

it was very ok

Holly Willowbooby?! More deets!

Fucked Teresa May's niece before she topped herself.

Not really famous but I used to fuck Brooke from presshearttocontinue we were dating back in uni.She used to come over my room all the time I'd make her pizza and than we'd fuck.

I fucked Rachel Ray. It wasn't very good. She rated herself a lot better than she really was.

I grew up with jessica Alba (same neighborhood). Saw her thong once when we were at a pool party when she was like 14.
So to answer your question, no I have not fucked anyone famous.

Who is lia?

Lia Marie Johnson

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Good story bro.

Nobody. Just like how people who go to parties view this lying fag.

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Literally who?

That chick wrecked out, hard... she went from hot to thot in like, 6 months. Shame, really.

Who? Did you pay? Did you cream the donut?

A nobody these days. Used to be one of those teens react people or something. Turned 18 and hit the skids. Black dick, drugs and other life ruining behaviors.

Who’s snatch?

I fucked the singer from a Ukrainian Band called Jinjer, met her after a show and did the deed backatage.

Did you butthump the old lady? Did she swallow? Did she have a good figure? Kinks?

My best friend fucked Chanel west coast twice. Not super famous but still cool

I paid to have sex with Dillion Harper back in 2012. Booked it just like booking for a shoot but just didn’t film it.

No you didn’t

kill yourself faggot

Who's this?

I'm pretty sure I did virgin. Germany in 14'

If you count her as famous, I finger banged and got blown by pornstar Luna Bright before she did porn.

I matched with her on Tinder in Pittsburgh, went to her place, and she blew me for like two hours straight. I'm 97% convinced she has aspergers. She was fucking weird. She mentioned to me that she fucked guys for money and I had a GF so I didn't want to risk the STD and never stuck it in her. Finger banged her and made her squirt. She had open condom wrappers on the ground. Big red flag. Any way, she's like 4'6" midget territory and just fucked around with her for the fetish.

Later saw her working a movie theater I went to with my GF and had a mini freak out that she would say something.

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I fucked the black wheelchair kid guy from Malcom in the middle

Was it worth it ?

Dude I know someone who did the same thing with Alexis Texas in Las Vegas

I was having sexual thoughts about Suzannah Weiss, so I asked her consent to share these thoughts with her. And she consented, and then I told her about all the things I'd do to her.

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Without comment

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His breathing was probably too annoying to handle

No you didn’t
But you’ve got a great imagination

I had her for 3 hours cost $2500 but I work in the mines in West Australia so it’s not that much. Spent the rest of the day with her and went out drinking the next night. Still in contact with her. I think being Aussie was a novelty for her, met a few of her friends.

He's not actually disabled. Really cool guy actually, really fat ass too.

that little nig is a faggot?

go on

thats it. writing sexual content is about the same as the physical act.

Didn't know it at the time but apparently she has quite the fanbase for her Youtube channel and someone always loses their minds on here when I claim to have slept with her.

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Cutie.
Name and details? Was she a good fuck?

I honestly don't think that was difficult to do.

My cousin met boxxy at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.

Yup

pix plox

sweaty oinks

Summer Glau

you again

a second-hand offer I guess?

"famoso"

Not fucked, but I made out with Christina Aguilera about 20 years ago. Her best friend's brother was my best friend.

Nothing remarkable about the story. Just a good old fashioned make-out session in my friends basement.

its hot in here, must be summer

Jane Douglas, from London (?). Very strong, toned, body. We met at a rock climbing expo and hit it off. Gagged a bit when she sucked, but loved to ride and take it from the back.

Nope.
The most intimate I've ever gotten was I got to shake hands with Emma Stone

Lost my virginity to a girl who was later in a Steven Segal movie. She had giant fake tits and did a topless scene giving some dude a massage. She used to have the cutest a cups.

Anal too? Good girl. Did she swallow?

Did you cum?

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Get out, boomer

Yeah, i gave hiv to charlie sheen

Xennial, faggot.

Almost but she pulled out