Your name is Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. We're currently in a bar, DUBS decide what happens next

Your name is Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. We're currently in a bar, DUBS decide what happens next

Last weeks episode:
youtube.com/watch?v=jdSqp39V8aI

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johnny dies

throw away that shitty beer and get Rolling Rock, like a chad, fucking p.o.s.

johnny pulls out his pc and opens Sup Forums

johnny takes off his sunglasses

go home

Forget keys at bar so have to go back

check house for intruders

get Bleach and Ammonia

Johnny has a package, dubs finds out what it is

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Sonya and Scorpio enter the scene

Sonya and Scorpio fight for the package
Johnny takes pictures

that white girl getting molested by the typical suspect

package has live hand grenade

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Scorpio 'get over here's to the package and sonya squeezes Johnny's head between her thighs

Jasiri pops into the bar, he sucks her pseudopeen

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johnny throws the package at scorpions head

sub zero comes out from package, the car transforms into a transformer

you rape yourself with a cactus

then everybody does the dinosaur

johnny fucks OPs mom, everybody else in the bar joins him. huge bukkake party.

scorpio does a get over here with his penis on sonya, subzero dies of broken heart. bumblebee rapes johnny

check em boys

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johny doesnt give a fuck about what is happening outside, he goes inside and smokes a fat junt

reroll

niggerdicks from hell appearing through wormholes and rape the transformer into his exhausthole till he shoots thick oilcum on johnnys waifupillow

suprise the hyena by biting off the pseudopeen,
bumblebee shoots all MK fighters, destroys package

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cant handle one hyena?
johnny begins raw dogging the cute yeen

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reroll

rolling
6666 get

guess not
oh well
roll

Leroy Jenkins kills scorpio while screaming his name and eating chicken

rolling again

ill give it a few more rolls, roll

off by one damnit, reroll

stop it with this forced meme bullshit. you're posting this crap every day. it's time to stop

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you consider it a forced meme, i'm not trying to get it to meme status, i just like posting her

if you want the md5 filters i got them.

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Johnny stops. And decides to have another drink instead.

johnny enters hell to pursue the niggers secret of penis

reroll for user

johnny reveals his sharingan and kamui's the shit out of everything

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i don't hate the hyena, i just despise it greatly, a forced meme is when it isn't funny, but it is posted unto oblivion, you may like it, but people will always tell you that you are forcing it
stop being a fucking furry and indulge in human porn you degenerate

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haha i was expecting you to fuck Jasiri, not get fucked from her, i attached the new pic for that reason, but its fine op, thanks for being straight

i'll stop posting her in this thread, think we had enough

if dubs, the hyena walks off the screen after the good sex she had with johnny, and she can't be called back into this thread.

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142 spicy boys eat sonya. I'll fucking count them op, they better be there

johnnys cock breaks the 4th wall, enters OPs room and posts his name, pic of his face, adress, banking information and creditcard number in this thread

>>if dubs, the hyena walks off the screen after the good sex she had with johnny, and she can't be called back into this thread.
reroll
you we're doing pretty good until your last line

we're doing it for more than just degenerate reasons, just because you don't like the hyena doesn't mean everyone doesn't like it, and i've given you a way to filter her, so its your fault, not mine, you want this to change?, talk to the mods.

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reroll

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rerolling

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rerolling once more

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off by one, roll

l ron hubbard cures the hyena cancer

are you kidding me?

rerolll

KILL YOURSELF

roll
psst, roll for this

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too much hyena for you to handle?, you're a big boy, you can handle it

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>doing pretty good until your last line

i don't care if i am good or not, you are a disgrace as a human for not wanting to at least fuck a human that has the hyena's personality,
can you not be such a furfaggot?

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not the poster but:
again, forced fucking meme stop it

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roll
>i don't care if i am good or not, you are a disgrace as a human for not wanting to at least fuck a human that has the hyena's personality,
don't know where you got that from, i never stated i don't like humans
>can you not be such a furfaggot?
no.
its you that thinks that, not me

i know forced memes don't work, i'm not forcing her as a meme.

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>>if dubs, the hyena walks off the screen after the good sex she had with johnny, and she can't be called back into this thread.
rolling one more time

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off by one, calls for another reroll

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excessive samefaggotry

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fucking hell what is up with the off by ones today

reroll

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roll since i'm replying anyway.
i'm getting her out of the game, settle down.

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yeah you are. it's a forced meme. it's not funny and all you do is samefag the same threads and posts.

roll
>yeah you are. it's a forced meme
dude you don't even know what forced meme means
>it's not funny
to you, but its only something people with high iqs can understand
>and all you do is samefag the same threads and posts.
implying i'm the only one

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>'i am not forcing her as a meme'
>posts hyena as pic

1. for your filter, i am not trusting a furfaggot to stop the image from being on my screen, if i was that angry about it, i would leave

2. for your "I never stated I don't like humans", you are a furfaggot, for some reason you like this HYENA and not the voice actor or just the character, of which, you would not post the hyena

3. for you pointing the finger upon others, clean up your room, get the fuck off of Sup Forums and go be a faggot somewhere else, or kys, furfaggot

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>>'i am not forcing her as a meme'
>>posts hyena as pic
as i said, i like posting the hyena, doesn't mean i'm forcing her as a meme, you seriously lack logic, man
>for your filter, i am not trusting a furfaggot to stop the image from being on my screen, if i was that angry about it, i would leave
if your rage dies down and you actually think clearly for once, here
pastebin com/iCecq1vX
>for your "I never stated I don't like humans", you are a furfaggot, for some reason you like this HYENA and not the voice actor or just the character, of which, you would not post the hyena
i like the character, the personality, the voice, not the ones behind it, i'm not attracted to whoever drew up this character
that's common sense
>for you pointing the finger upon others, clean up your room, get the fuck off of Sup Forums and go be a faggot somewhere else, or kys, furfaggot
come back in 4 years when you finish school

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the pizza rolls are down

>retard cant spell done

look! he has succumbed! no more cartoon faggotry!

see? is it that hard?

i don't have to prove anything other than you are a furfag, who unbeknownst to himself, cannot understand what we mean by a "forced meme"

do you think memes are always funny?
do you think that Jasiri is a meme?
do you think at all?

and maybe i could come back after my associates degree, but then again, why should i listen to a furfaggot?

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>look! he has succumbed! no more cartoon faggotry!
i felt like i got what i wanted, and i shall stop posting her this thread, doesn't mean i succumbed to posting jasiri

>i don't have to prove anything other than you are a furfag, who unbeknownst to himself, cannot understand what we mean by a "forced meme"
you throw furfag around like it's an insult, and like it actually offends me, what do you mean when you claim shes a forced meme

>do you think memes are always funny?
nope
>do you think that Jasiri is a meme?
nope
>do you think at all?
how else am i typing this, smartass

and maybe i could come back after my
>associates degree
yeah, i got the key to the city aswell, and i once saved the entire nation on my own

>but then again, why should i listen to a furfaggot?

because he actually has common sense.

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Go to the McDonald's and find that jew

yeah, you got your 5 minutes of fame on a shitty image board, good job, i hope you got paid

furfag is an insult, because, for some reason, you like to post Jasiri, whether to bait or something else, i don't care

>key to the city
i wasn't trying to say i was better than you, just that i was trying to better myself, if you can't understand that, maybe you need to take a break from Sup Forums

>because he has common sense
what is common is your defensive nature about being a furfaggot, and your 'unnerving' attraction to Jasiri, a cartoon hyena


> back on track for thread

Johnny opens package to find dead hyena babies

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>yeah, you got your 5 minutes of fame on a shitty image board, good job, i hope you got paid
nope, doing this for my own fun, and i sure am getting it, hope you find happiness in your life, remember, achievements ain't shit if you aren't happy, do what you like, even if that is sucking dicks.

>furfag is an insult, because, for some reason, you like to post Jasiri, whether to bait or something else, i don't care
failed to mention how it is an insult

>i wasn't trying to say i was better than you, just that i was trying to better myself, if you can't understand that, maybe you need to take a break from Sup Forums
i know, i'm just saying that anything you say on Sup Forums doesn't matter, since anyone can say anything

>>because he has common sense
what is common is your defensive nature about being a furfaggot, and your 'unnerving' attraction to Jasiri, a cartoon hyena

the fact that you don't get to choose what you're attracted to, you just roll with it, and the fact that what i'm attracted to does no harm to anyone, so yeah, i don't feel bad whatsoever
i wouldn't say i'm a furfaggot either, i'm just attracted to personality rather than looks, the fur doesn't matter

>Johnny opens package to find dead hyena babies

that's pretty edgy my dude

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Johnny opens the package to find living hyena babies and they along with JASIRI scamper off into the wilderness to live happily ever after

thanks for the support user, but you should try rolling for this, much better effect
roll

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rerolling

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rollandinio

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Rolling

gonna be my last roll, think the thread is dead

thanks for doing this, johnny op

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only you would find that edgy, boyo

okay, personality, good, maybe if you went outside, you could find some HUMAN that has that personality you so crave

furfags are faggots who like furry, obviously, which can be deduced with common logic, therefore i am calling you a gay furry, and since you defend yourself rather than dispute other than " i like her personality ", you don't get it, and i would love to try to explain it to you, but to argue with ignorance is idiotic and counterproductive

reroll for dead hyena babies

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Then they all die by thermonuclear blast because its chernobyl

oh shit,

this reroll for user

johnny takes off his glasses, but only for a minute. the world is too bright

Roll

roll

>only you would find that edgy, boyo
no, i'm pretty sure you fit the universal standard for "edgy", but i can see you don't really like facts
>okay, personality, good, maybe if you went outside, you could find some HUMAN that has that personality you so crave

>not knowing anything about my personal life

>furfags are faggots who like furry, obviously
once again you are wrong, furry is a genre, not all fur is furry porn.

>which can be deduced with common logic
which you seem to lack
therefore i am calling you a gay furry, and since you defend yourself rather than dispute other than " i like her personality ",
you call me gay even though i clearly state only straight interests.
>dispute
whats there to dispute?, i like her personality and voice, whats more to say?

>and i would love to try to explain it to you, but to argue with ignorance is idiotic and counterproductive
you just tried to explain it to me, but you did it with flawed logic, and you claim ignorance even though every second thing you say is not true, so am i the one here that fails to listen?

if dubs, you suck a dick

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The whole universe dies

reported

Johnny somehow survives

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Johnny becomes God himself

Johnny discover his superpower. it was all an alcohol infused dream and he wake up in the bar.

Johnny gets laid

> furry is a genre
oh my, he is trying to use his brain

okay, a genre of what exactly? of images? of pictures? of videos? or does that keyword specifically tie into something of the pornographic nature?

you are saying i am not telling the truth, but yet nothing is true on the internet, so why does it matter to you so much to reply?

also, everything you have said was just opinion, not fact, so even there, you are wrong

saying i lack your reasoning of logic does not mean i do not have a reasoning of logic of my own, which differs from yours, see the pattern yet?

what is more to say is that you are liking a fictional character, i had the same problem, but i was still in elementary school, and that was quite some time ago, and even then, totally spies was hot as fuck

>flawed logic
have yet to prove it to be flawed, only biased against furry fucks like yourself

>if dubs, you suck a dick
if dubs, you suck a trillion dicks

>OP

Johnny finds out he is omnipotent and creates the next version of the universe
he enters the bar

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