I need help Sup Forumsros urgent!! Tldr; my family is at my grandmas house for a couple days and my aunt is there, i think she wants me to fuck her, she hugs me a lot, asks me to massage her (was laying on her stomach with her big booty in leggings and told me "you have very strong and gentle hands, i see you will please a lot of women ;) ), and blushed when i told her "you're still hot auntie" when she told me she thinks shes not, and when we all go to sleep i can hear her moan a little (our rooms are a wall apart) i think shes inviting me. Help, i only have 3 days max, should i do it, how shouls i do it, have any of you experienced anything similar??
I need help Sup Forumsros urgent!! Tldr
Ohh yeah, pic related has very similar ass
who is she
Who? Pic related or my aunt?
Just lay on her bed with your shirt off. Play on your phone and act natural. Make sure you're in the room well before she would be laying down to sleep. If she wants it, there will be signs. If not she will kick you out of the room. Simple
be sure to have concent, dont just rush into her bedroom, talk about it like adults, if you are not adults, dont do it. You can get her in trouble.
And if you end up doing it, dont remember to whisper/sing into her ear
"Sweet home alabama"
It's like 5°c where we're at, i can't sit shirtless for hours without a blanket lol, but if i did it, couldn't she think i was crazy for being shirtles during such low temp? Also, what if my other family members come looking for me?
Of course i wasn't planning of raping my aunt man lol (i'm 23 btw, virgin, shes 50). I'm from Serbia, not murican lol, also you have any strategy?
I read your post wrong, thought you were with her alone. With other family there I wouldn't risk it.
She's totally asking for it.
Make sure to post pics
There's 5 of us (mom, dad, grandma, my aunt and me) in the house, but grandma sometimes goes to her neighbors to make ajvar (google it lol) and mom and dad drive to a town about 6km away to buy groceries once a day, so i do have some opportunity.
This is a good plan. When she comes in offer her a massage, play with her booty and get it on
Ok here we the plan next time she’s audibly moaning
Figure our an excuse to enter her room (you’re looking for your phone, e
ask her if she’s seen it, etc.)
walk in on her
ask if she needs help
If everything goes according to plan please update or you’re a nigger
And yeah, forgot to mention, my grandpa (her dad) died about a year ago, and i think she gets emotional when shes in her home where she grew up. Is that an opportunity or..?
No you fucking retard
Find a time where you two could be alone. I’m imagining late at night when everyone’s asleep. If you start hearing her moan again, go up to her door and quietly knock so no one hears. If she answers tell her that you were wondering if she needed another massage, if you think it’ll help, mention the moaning. You can say “i heard you from my room and i wanted to know if you could use some help relieving any tension.” If she invites you in that’s a sign. Practice foot massaging because for this tactic you’ll want to start from the bottom up. If you can, start massaging her feet, do your best not to tickle her, it’ll make noise and possibly kill the mood. You’re one mold kill from her changing her min. Start massaging her feet and shoes and work you way up. Once you start getting up her thighs talk about how soft her skin is but how tense she feels, tell her you’d love to help her release. If she still seems into it, massage her thighs but love your hands towards her pussy. Don’t touch it yet, get your hands close but no contact, make her want it. If she makes any additional signals, just take the risk and put your face bewtween her legs. Cont?
Fuck it I have a plan.
Obviously house needs to be with only you two, get in the shower - DON'T LOCK DOOR - mid shower open door ajar and ask her to come help, tell her that you can't reach your back properly. Be very relaxed and natural with your nakedness, and accidently try to get her wet (literally the shower water) this might speed things up. You gotta do this all whilst being COOLIOO.
Trips confirmed the obvious
How do you become a nigger with a shitty haircut
post pics of aunt
DONT DO THAT THIS ISNT A FUCKING HENTAI NIGTARD
Shit I didn’t even check em
do it for the dubs
Tell her you can hear her moaning and to either quiet down or let you join
All of this is based on the information OP has given. Looks pretty obvious, hence this was my solution. Don't do it if you don't wanna...Pussy.
Then yes go go go. Quickly user!
A little cliche but maybe that works what do i known lol, will wait for other replies
That sounds a little weird and cartoonish lol
Just fucking rape her you dumb nigger it’s Serbia or you could lay in her bed when you know she’s about to go to sleep and start jacking it and then she will walk in and be like oh nephew that’s not how you do that here let me show you and you’re in like Flynn
That plan fucking sucks retard, we’re trying to get OP to test the waters and if they’re clear, then he strikes. we’re not just gonna have him come on to her by asking her to wash his fucking back, kill yourself faggot
Let her catch you sniffing her used panties. If she wants it she will get it if she doesn't you will need apologise and get her to swear to secrecy.
Are you fucking autistic?
She’s getting emotional because of her dead fucking father, when I go to my grand mother’s house where my grandfather died, I’d prefer to not asked to fuck while i’m emotional, depending on how much time has passed between your grandfathers death determines if it’s okay, just don’t fuck her while she’s emotional retard
Sorry I forgot I was dealing with a neckbeard board. Way too normie of my side, I'm sorry.
I don't have any on my phone (i filmed her taking a bathe through the keyhole but deleted it, she playfuly took my phone some time after and i was scared she would see them if given another chance), also she has an eagles eye man, spots every little thing around her, i'll see if i can take a couple
Seems a little "in your face" lol
Women are always emotional numb nuts.
Just rape her
get a little drunk with her if she drinks and when you get some time alone go in for a kiss. if she shoots you down, you can blame the booze.
TAKE THEM NOW NIGGER FARTS
if you massaged her, let her massage you. say for example your legs hurt (idk, from cutting wood all day or so), so she is there masaging your naked legs and seeing you in your underware, prob. your dick gets hard and if SHEs into it, she will startr to rub you or something else. that way, she has to start and you know if she wants it really or is just overwhelmingly nice
You’ll forever have to live with the fact that you fucked your Aunt OP. Is that what you want? Yeah it’ll be fun at first. But you can’t avoid her afterwards. Family’s the one thing you can’t avoid. Fuck a random chick, then never call back. That’s simple. But you’re fucking your aunt and you’ll have to run into her every now and again eventually. Not to mention she’s your aunt.
Nemoj da budes degenerik americki.
Idi jebi neku ribu u bulju da niko ne zna i gotovo. Sta se tu preseravas sa tetkom.
This is a very good plan Do this shit
It's fake. You took all that energy to respond to a troll....
Autism is a choice
SHUT UP NIGGER
Set up a makeshift metal detector and pretend you’re TSA and when she walks by you just rip her jeans open and remove the bejeweled butt plug from her butt and arrest her for smuggling jewels. Then poke and prod her holes and earn your pretend TSA paycheck
This is plagiarism.
Buraz nije ti ovo neki poric pa odma na jebanje.Ako vec oces retard da budes i jebes tetku idi polako.Fizicki kontakt prvo(ne mora seksualni) dobra je fora sa masazama itd.A ostalo zavisi od kako reaguje
1ako kaze sta radis debilu onda si bezbedan i reci da si samo pomagao jer nisi odma na nesto veliko i provarljivo
2drugi user vec predlozio nek ona tebe masira.
3zaviseci kako se ponasa dok je masiras ili koliko te opipava tokom tvoje masaze shvatices ako ona oce.
Ok this is some from her vacation a couple of years back that she sent to my mom (shes pretty much the same now as before, maybe larger ass), i'll see if i can get any more, wait
nyce, I was really hoping she wasn’t a nigger
by insterting penis in vagina
have stupid ass boner under PJs
come to door
oh aunty can u help me with something
then, crucial, you get closer. Not like take u in my arms close but enter the room, like a slight bit closer than you normally would
Also this one, and one more, and that's it. Those arent her kids btw, and wanted to say that she sent to my moms facebook profile (?i dont have facebook) and i screenshotted it.
super yes actually. But it's a weird and nostalgic one
SHUT THE FUCK UP INCEL
Instead of fucking her just get nudes and jerk off to them
Last one, her with little makeup, now i will try to reply to tou all (im the hope of not getting pruned and cause i need more info)
If those are her kids and she willingly gave her child that haircut, then she's definitely a whore and you should have no problem smashing her pussy to smithereens
In Serbia... God, you are stupid!
not a bad plan at all, but she might wonder what he's doing in her room without a shirt when his room is next door
Maybe maybe, i do chop wood once in while (we're in a village), just gotta remember to take a bath first lol
Sto brate? Sta fali iskreno nije sestra, a i ne volim da jebem u bulju a i ne bi mogao kad sam incel lol
If OP doesn’t update then he’s a nigger
Ok now i know this is trolling cause i saw it in multiple hentais lol
Thanks for trying to help me fren
You're a wahmen too?? I'm sorry, but i don't need advice from you on this lol
Cindy Lopes..years ago she used to be hot
Serbia wtf dont you guys have like Olympic class rape game over there. Straight up just take that pussy and if she makes too much noise about it. Destroy that asshole too.
man, you HAVE to take a shot at that.
Just figure a way to spend a little time with her alone. Be where she is & other people aren't, totally innocent. Sit somewhere she can sit next to you & just converse. If she's into it, she'll flirt, just flirt back. If she's up for more, she'll sit next to you, touching. Older women know what they're doing.
Just be prepared for her to stop at some point and say 'this is crazy' or 'are you sure about this' or whatever. Play it cool & you're in.
If it goes nowhere, at least you tried. I've been turned down by hotter women.
sounds like niggerland to me
I’m a dude niggerboy
well..she was alright
But if she agrees why not? I see her once a year anyway, and if she agrees first time maybe she will a second time as well
It isn't fake bro, i sent pics of her
Lmao nice, what porno did you find that in?
underrated, nice one user
Then how come you're taking the energy to respond to this thread?
op is the little faggot
Hmm, to da mene ona masira sm mislio da je fora, da me podjebavaju, videcu dal imaj os jos odg
Why though lol
Ok, a little extreme but may be possible
Fuck her op, if you do report back with pics if possible pls
Okay man, I got you this works every time.
Go get a pair of overalls and cut the sleeves off of them to show off your guns. Then get a tool belt, older ladies love a guy that can fix things. Wait until after everyone goes to sleep and put your overalls and tool belt on. Knock on her door and when she answers say this exactly "Hello my dispatch says you have a problem with ihr kabel?" If she says sure and leads you into the room you will be logjammin' in no time.
It only takes like 15 minutes just get her alone in a room when everyone is gone asleep or busy
Just say, when youre alone with her.
"would you like another massage?"
and if she says yes then when youre massaging her just get dirtier and more eporative. start touching her ass and moan slightly as you do it.
Try getting on top of her and grind your boner into her then just pull out your dick.
I had an older cousin who would always tease me buy kissing me all the time.
one xmas, she was about 25 I was about 18 we were all drunk on tequila and I went to my bedroom to lie down. just had my boxers on and she comes in and starts massaging my back and kept asking if there was anything she could do to make me feel better.
All I had to do was ust roll over and it was on but I chickened out. Only because the rest of my family was in the house.
bed idea on here, the rest of you are byproducts of autism and retardation in a hadron collider
Idk, we have a lot of femicide though
Yeah i know, she has like those perfect bodies from the 80s
Fuck you figure'd it out lol, yeah i'm the little fag
When you have time to talk with just her mention it being cold all the time and how its nice to snuggle in a warm bed. She'll drop hints she could use someone or something to keep her warm and thats your in it to win it.
This is my aunt, what should I do to fuck her?
Will do man, but i think if i fuck her (highly unloklely) i'll be overwhelmed with either joy or sorrow, so i wont remember the pic lol
Nice, maybe i will try that, easiest solution is always correct and all that shit. Sad about your cousin though :(
Wait really? What about the other ones about massages?
mate, the ONE THING you have to do to make this happen is make a move. She's already giving you all signals a female gives a male. Just catch her before she goes to bed, or just go into her room and say 'hey can we talk for a bit'. Then get closer to her and say she's attractive and turns you on.
When in doubt, get your cock out. Say 'this is your fault, now you have to help me with it.
Thank me later.
post some more pics of you hot aunt. can you fond any with her ass? im a bit of an assman.
i hope he is not answering because he is going in
same, user. same. maybe we'll get an I DID IT Sup Forums or I FUCKED UP Sup Forums thread tomorrow.
Oooohh nice, like the idea, will work out a strategy and do it tonight/tommorow (or at least try)
Think so? I'll keep you anons updated, if it fails or if i fonally wet my dick
Will try, for bumps sake, wait...
Pass a nigger band fuck her checkem dubs.
MFW she's raped me with them >.<
SAGE bump for unanswered trips
got you, serbbro. ill post post big asses in your absence.
he is getting it for sure now.
Ok, so now it's 9:30pm, she goes to sleep in about 11 or 12 pm, i have some time to think about a strategy and how i should go about it, will post result tommorow, now here are the final pics i found of her on my moms phone (she never deletes anything lol). This will be my final ppst here tonight, see tou guys tommorow.
One more (shes the third blond from the left)
Final. Goodby for now Sup Forumsros, see tou tomorrow :) (right one)
And thanks my guy, but dont overdue it lol
This might be some of the most retarded shit I've ever read. Have you actually left your home and seen and met real people?
Just fuck her and be done with it