Hey faggot turn around, I'm the guy with red hair

Hey faggot turn around, I'm the guy with red hair.

shut the fuck up kyle

You look cute, want to grab a coffee after class?

>browsing Sup Forums
What are you, gay?

Is that Moby?

Are you sure that's Sup Forums?

make me, faggot

damn, that's risky

Those catalog thumbnails Don't look like the ones on the catalog right now

Me in the front with glasses

that doesn´t look like Sup Forums
If I had to guess that looks more like Sup Forums, but I´m too lazy to check board catalogs with similar thumbnails

>red hair
>guy

me on front desk

>russian education

me wandering on the highway in the desktop pic of the front laptop

>scroll
>scroll
>scroll
>suddenly a row of thumbnails featuring interracial anal rimming cuck porn
>"oh my god user why are you looking at porn here?!"

this happens any time I'm somewhere with my screen visible and someone walks in. That or anime

>playing mass effect 3
>kayden makes a move on me
>mom walks in
>5 years later she still thinks I'm a faggot

Why did it take her 5 years of pondering when her son is obviously a fruit?

> be me
> watching an anime
> mother thinks I'm suicidal (I wasn't nor did I act emo)
> forces me to let her watch with me
> watching fate/stay night unlimited blade works
> it's the emiya flashback episode
> have no idea what's going to happen
> tell her to leave because I don't want to be watching it with her if it "gets rated R" (it didn't)
> she probably thought I was watching Japanese cartoon rape porn

>Seeing Sup Forums instead of porn