ITT: Post your depressing lonely single guy meals.
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I just ate mine actually. one egg over easy, put it on a tortilla, add some salsa fresca and tobasco. glass of water.
Supreme cheese pizza hamburger helper. No pic I smashed that shit, it's gone
Miller high Life, wedge of lime.
I threw some chemical butter in that shit, toasted some slices of German rye bread...holy shit.
Sprinkled some ITALIAN SEASONING on that shit ....jfc
I probably eat this 4 times a week but I love this combo so much.
Hello heart attack
It's so good though. The extra box in the back is from a second big mac. I take the meat and sauce (pickles and onions too) and add it to the first big mac to mac a double big mac.
You gonna get the McShits. Then the McSweats. Then finally, the McStroke.
worth it. I also doubt I'll get a stoke. I'm not that fat. I'm big boned.
You're fat on the inside tho user. Try some Subway sometime.
Add some veges and that actually looks like a decent meal.
I dont understand people who dont have vegetables on the side, they are tasty as fuck and break up the meal from being too rich.
3/10 I really want to see some effort next time
Subway is garbage. Other than slathering that mayogarlic sauce on every piece of toasted flat bread they own.
Everything I've said is 100% true. I honestly eat that combo 4 or more times a week. I'm addicted to the taste honestly.
lol you're gay
I cant remember what this is. I got lots more though
chisken fried steak and sausage gravy
Well done steak and A1 steak sauce.
i do it fancy sometimes to make myself feel pretty
I love how chicken fried steak is minute beef with the shit beat out of it...couldn't have been more confusing if you called it southern pulled pork patties
this place went out of businesseses
Why would you make sure to fuck up getting the amount of sauce you want with each bite of steak? Why waste a lettuce leaf then pair with crinkle cut fries? Jesus Christ where is the dish of circus grahm animals you child.
you would love that wouldn't you
heres a hamburger. no ham no burger
sad depressed single men
What part of that is not clear?
is that a MCgang bang?
What have you done
I want 10 fucking minutes without hearing about this asshole. Say what you will about everyother goddamn one, they shut the fuck up every once in a while
here. some mushrooms a fat old cunt picked and eggs
the voices don't give reasons
i dont know what this is. marsala and walniut meat idunno
I always order the same thing from a local pizza joint. I get either a pepperoni or meat feast 12" with a side of cheesy garlic bread. It's pretty good but I eat it alone in my dark little room whilst playing vidya or browsing here. I often wash it down with a big soda too. It's very bad for me and I feel like crap afterwards. But it's what I do and it brings me some short-term relief.
I can't wait till he wins again. The screams from your kind will be oh so delicious.
That looks tasty. Can I come eat at your place op? I'll suck your dick after if we can cuddle.
merry xmas btw
Gods walk among us gentlemen.
Settle down millennial. Boomers know what's good for you dumbasses.
i wanna grease you up and fuck you til you love me
Didn't take a pic but sometimes when my gf is away for a few days I get a sirloin steak, like 0.75 lb and cook it seasoned. Stick that bitch in heated tortillas with some goat cheese and steak sauce then down a bottle of wine eating it.
Hopefully he'll do something about faggots in his second term.
an ill butter your biscuit too nancy
this didnt turn out like shit actually
We don't care if he wins. It's not about politics. Shut the fuck up about him. Every goddamn thread. Every goddamn website. Every fucking day. All over the news. Everything he does, good or bad, real or fake, is posted all over the place. It wouldn't matter if it were Trump, Ronald McDonald, or the ghost of Jesus. Just shut the fuck up and stop talking about it. What you're doing is autistic as fuck. It's on par with when a white chick learns a new word and never stops saying it.
these tasted like shit and i never tried wings again
Biscuits are pretty comfy though. If you cleaned your oven more the image would be a normal one. Not depressing at all. Everyone eats them.
this fucking dude gets it
only with sausage gravy
based. i want one day where i don't hear about retarded political shit or orange man.
Are you being annoying on purpose? Is this some kind of counter-op where you try to make trump supporters look bad? Because it's working. Three years ago I supported the ever-living fuck out of that man. But you incels have ruined it beyond belief.
Hey these meals actually look decent.
Brings back memories.
Says the anime poster
My man. That's like 80% of everything we eat for breakfast here in west Texas.
on Sup Forums
acting like anime is bad
how fucking new are you?
Anime is an artistic genre. You're obsessing over one man. You're just as bad as those marvel soyboys.
Not buying hundred proof vodka. Are you even trying to be a suicidal alcoholic?
According to the Enneagram Research, 50% of the population are all Type 6. Half of the people are the Sheep, the Tribal, and the like. Right off the top. It's why it's so easy to end up dealing with "Cinnamon Hitler", "Cheeto Jesus" and "MAGA" threads all day. Half of people give that much of a shit about it to make it their priority.
That's not that bad of a meal...
this makes me sad because i had rotisserie chicken today
i been called out at work for smelling like booze too often for that anymore
damn... fuck you. hows yer chili game?
My chili game is robust
i almost bought some cheap 100 proof vodka today but i saw popov at the store for 15 bucks in a 1.75 liter
Humans are so stupid.
Nigga are those carrot slices I see?
What sad young people you are. All boats will rise in his second term.
They are off to the side because I hate carrots.
this thread has turned into whos got the best meal in the dirtiest kitchen. think youre winning
This Nigga *Drinking* Beans
its funny how even after losing the house majority,republicans are this far out of touch with reality
looks like young thug,bet he's drinking semen
Not the worst.
You seen Beyond Meat? They have a meatball/mozzarella pizza. Add some air fried veggies to it and bake away.
i nearly vomited looking at that weak shit. biscuits like that and chili like that. i feel sorry for your mother
Kraut is good for you. Good job user.
No 100 proof Popov or Majorska where you live? It's actually easier to drink straight and make mixed drinks with then the 80 proof versions because it has no taste.
You surrendered to an External Locus and are also Scapegoating. You mad.
Are you fucking kidding...what's that, like 4000 calories?
100 proof popov
what? there's 100 proof popov?
how would popov 80 proof taste straight?
That fucking .44 next to the plate kills me. I own the snub nose version of that gun.
Chili with beans.
this was when my stew was thin and bland before i was told to add tomato paste
i cried after trying it
Broke and depressed.
all these look bomb.
ill admit though,i was lookin for russian standard but the grocery store had a 1.75 liter of popov for like 15 bucks.was really tempting
I remember that meal. Would do child labor and then want a McChicken, a 20 piece, fries, and a soda.
That's some solid looking stew, good job
Do you incels even know how to make a meat ball?
the place smelled like sulfer farts for a week
your mom likes my meaty balls
Tell it that it's adopted
shit, not like that
although,ill admit.ive never looked for majorska but i almost bought a bottle of absolut today,i dont know.the only thing keeping me from buying it is the fact they have some gay pride vodka
took a minute but then it still wasn't that funny
Add a glass of beer to it when cooking too.
If the tomato paste tip made you cry this one will make you blow your load.
That's just fucking sad
or do they have any other swedish vodkas besides absolut that are good?
Unless you shot that chicken fried mongoloid vomit, you can take those guns and stick them up your fuckhole.
Thats because you baked them. Wings are fried, amigo.
or would svedka be better? ive gotten it before but i dont know,if i didnt see a 1.75 liter of popov at the store today i probably would of bought the 750 ml of absolut
based. im gay to user
but if your gay doesn't that imply you eat meat?
they were good on a bed of the finest potato chips
Well shit like Majorska and Popov are dirt cheep where i live in the US. If you can afford better vodka then by all means drink the better stuff. If however you are broke as a joke most of the time then 100 proof Majorska or Popov is a good way to get fucked up cheep. Not only are you getting more alcohol for the same price as the 80 proof version it's actually easier to drink straight and mixes better because of no shit vodka after taste it just burns.
I make fermented salsa. The extra zest makes it really great. Good work user
i got it from the menonites.
that looks really good though
how can you eat that much?
made myself a pizza
You guys need to eat a real burger. Bernie's Burger Bus. Has a grilled cheese
It's not that much. A double bic mac, 10 piece nuggets and a large fry with a soda.
*Has a grilled cheese for the top and bottom bun.
It's not a fucking burger if you have to use a fucking fork and knife to eat it. Fuck this gimmicky bullshit places like to pull with 50 toppings that you can't even eat properly. I am so mad right now.
that looks like heart disease, diabetes, and cancer all on one meal.
Bet it's tasty
Great observation. Thought it was a Big Mac at first but it looks like you’re right.
W A N D E R L U S T
yeah that's enough for me to eat for 2-3 meals
you gonna eat that all by yourself?
finally someone that understands. Is it so much to ask for a good skinny burger?
I got so sick of trying to eat them with my hands that I don't even try anymore, just immediately pick up the fork and knife
at least. Last time I got that much food I threw half in the garbage. It is nice though, because hours later when I was hungry I got to dig it out of the trash and finish it. Not the fries though, they were gross.
went fishing. fresh walleye and bass. delicious.
i had to google fermented salsa just to make sure i wasn't getting trolled because I never heard of it before. I might actually make some now. I make homemade salsa all the time with habaneros and ghost peppers, im salivating at the idea of it fermented now.
because hours later when I was hungry I got to dig it out of the trash and finish it
damn this is awesome
looks fucking scrumptious
These are the saddest meals on earth
is that an ice cube sandwich? LUL
So put together you eat 8 big macs a week. What kinda shape are you in?
Should have just descaled them and filleted them then fried them with the skin on in a pan with butter and squeezed some lemon juice on it. Would've gone better with the Guinness.
my favorite meal from there. do you eat your big mac a certain way? i always take the top patty off. eat it wrapped around nuggets. i take french fries and scrape the special sauce off the top bun then eat the bun. then i put back together and eat like a single. i meticulously bite the breading off the nuggets the nugget meat.
found the newfag
You're a special kind of breed my friend.
No it's not, you lying faggot. There's clearly another person who is eating what came out of that box.
all these pussies talking about how they cant eat all that. I eat 20pc chimken nugger big mac pkus large frie and water mixed with powerade
Are you guy serious? Thats just one meal. I have eaten it twice in one day many times.
I hate that, screw you, filet away!
not everybody has a big stomach and fast metabolism. I eat competitively though so I get what you're saying. I could smash that in a couple minutes, I just ate 5 chicken sandwiches from chic-fil-a an hour ago and im already starting to get hungry again.
you're eating like a king, I just ate two easy-make ramen noodles with extra salt and pepper. With some tabasco sauce, fucking delicious but splash from the broth gets in my eyes sometimes and burns like a muslim after getting gang raped
I just got used to that after a certain point lol I go on a lot of day/week long hiking and camping trips so carrying a bunch of shit to bread and fry my catches was too much extra work.
aw fuck. You fried tortillas for the taco shell. I gotta try that.
fucking tabasco though? get some decent hot sauce.
scaling is more time consuming and messy. I just wanted to feast after putting the boat away.
Just made some KD
you could eat like a king too, get some cheap green onions and chop them up then poach an egg in that shit. still tabasco(franks xtra hot is better bitch) and salt/pepper too
Fucking love brats. So cheap and easy to make and sooo good.
You seem quite immature for a 12 year old.
Damn sorry bro.
Yeah they are cheap and easy to make I have 3, not sure about eating them though, super scrawny. OH bratwurst.
Vegetarian chili and corn. Both cold, straight from the can.
woo that's rough. sardines aren't trash though, work with what you have. get sardines that are in olive oil next time and if you have some bread and lettuce around grab that too. Put the sardines in a pan and dump the olive oil in too and fry them for a minute or two (it doesn't take a genius, you'll know when they're ready to take off) and toast some bread slices depending on how many sardines you cook. Take a single piece of toast, lay down some lettuce then put the sardines on it.
Sardines are baller though. Winter here is pretty rough and we lose power almost every year for days at a time so I keep a small stockpile of non-perishables.
Homemade vegetable beef soup.
Bro, that looks delicious.
this was very creative. ily
Red dead 2 for pc
Nicely done, user.
Near a college campus with food service. Just eat there. Some places suck, but others are quite good. You don't even need to be a student. Works for me.
Bolognese. It's actually so fucking good, I can't stop making big batches and eating it most days.
sauteed veggie and the ramen noodle
haha I dont blame you, bolognese is delish. anything in pasta form is the greatest and it reminds me of the sopranos whenever I eat it
depressing lonely single guy meals:
enhanced mac and cheese
lightly breaded drumsticks
why would you lie on Sup Forums? obviously your wife made that.
the only thing that's wrong with that food is its container
Texas Barbecue bitches. There is nothing better. Smoked brisket, spicy sausage, and ribs with double mayo potato salad
mcnuggets are trash
that burger looks paper thin
why not a double quarter pounder with extra meat?
no one eats those, if you were a lonely single guy you would eat ramen or mac&cheese
Don't judge me
fry it all up until it's nachos
checked. Nice smoke ring, not overly cooked so it tastes like shoe leather. not ruining it with a bunch of bbq sauce. well done, user.
God damn, my grandma would fucking shoot me if she found out I didn't know spaghetti and bolognese were 2 different things. My great grandma is probably turning in her grave.
I watch old "Cooking with Alice" and try to recreate it and pretend that she is my waifu and then cry into my burnt steak and straight whisky.
Exactly BBQ sauce on the side. I just like to dip a tiny corner in it. Never just dump it all over the meat.
finally, someone posts lonely single guy food. i would make so much spaghetti sauce and freeze a ton of meatballs
Is the shoutgun for dessert?
Texas cheese steak with a "hot pepper salad" on it. It's called the wicked philly.
Explain what it is
dude thats just an italian beef
Smoked. God Tier
Egg salad sandwich with a side of egg salad?
Looks freaking amazing
How? it's made like a cheese steak. You can it it with cheese wiz instead of white cheese if you want but I hate wiz. it's cheap crap out of a can.
Maybe some of you fags should have dinner together. Might make a friend.
You're just jelly because you couldn't fry an egg if you dropped it in a volcano
I don't have enough good boy points. Haven't taken my shower this week yet.
its not cheese wiz. And shredded beef on a roll with melted cheese and giardiniera is an italina beef. Not saying it's bad, italian beefs are great just that's what it is if you're trying to get that same sandwich anywhere.
u think I want to b friends from anyone here? lel joke is on you. this place is loaded with idiots
Ahh, it's not sheared beef. It's thinly sliced ribeye steak. It just shrivels up.
lmao at ur lives
my gf just made me this bountiful feast
stay jelly neck beards
chicken with bones inside
the only decent thing there is the egg roll. your gf is trash and you should break up with her
Why the bag? So you don't have to wash then?
Learn to spell newfag
most of this thread is just regular ass meals, and everything else is just (non-spoiled) leftovers or fast food; is that what zoomers call "depressing lonely single guy meals" now? the stuff people have been eating normally for thousands of years?
more and less please, nobody cares about your passable looking normal food, post depressing lonely shit you fucking normies
Nah you just make a big bowl egg/tuna salad and make a sandwich any time you're hungry for the next few days until it runs out.
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
not eating spaghetti-o's cold out of the can.
Yum. Depression tastes better when you mix it with tears. Also whisky.
you losers just need to learn how to cook. there's nothing inherently depressing about being single.
i make awesome gourmet single guy meals twice a day.
Iowa State Grad?
That macncheese looks fucking bonkers good
Liver and onions?
That is a goddamn man's meal.
awesome gourmet single guy
Yeah, but depending on what's in that drink it's probably over 2000
kid cuisine is best
Those chips are fucking garbage.
um, I'm 36. I can't eat tendies every day.
Also look up Fisherman's eggs.
user your enthusiasm for mcdonalds is adorable, although i'm more of a two mcdouble guy myself.
i wish they would bring back the triple cheeseburger, i once ate four when i was hammered. i think it was like 5800 mgs of sodium or something, i felt like shit for two days.
1 bbq hot pocket
1 tray (9) walmartpizza bagel bites
its famous dex its probably crushed ecstasy in pickle brine
Winter here is pretty rough and we lose power almost every year for days at a time
What third world county do you live in?
*hugs tightly* I'll n-never be your waifu, but why not contact me and w-we can work on that steak? <4
i've been living off of Soylent for the last 3 months, i don't eat food at all anymore
not emptying the seasoning packet on top
Missing out on the best part user
I just ate a 1/3 of a box of graham crackers for supper. Pls help.
Go get some Mcdonalds, taco bell or jack in the box.
I live in northern alaska
looks like an 870 fam.
that looks fucking delicious
eats this 4 times a week
wonders why he's fat and feels like shit all the time
Ok I can understand that but surly you have a generator to power your house. Otherwise you would freeze to death.
So I don't have to live around stupid idiots who can't cook good dishes out of simple ingredients
What a stupid reason
Gas isn't cheap, especially when you have to use more than you buy just to drive and get it, or risk getting stuck in a snowstorm there or back. I have a generator but im not so much of a bitch that I have to use it for a good meal lol
This is false, I know because I too eat them
I was being sarcastic
imagine not being able to eat all that, bunch of fucking soycucks that count calories and floss their assholes
Ain't that some guy dressed up like anime maid? It's not a girl
Nigger kill yourself
I know. It makes me happy you exist and care.
Fatty Doo doo
Does that give you the shits?
Or do you stop shitting?
okay spic enjoy your mudhole
Get solar panels. I can't imagine no power for longer then an hour. I would go crazy.
living off of Soylent for the last 3 months
Don't eat the green kind.
not in the least bit depressing.
i give girls my food and remind myself why i'm glad to be single.
Eating clam strips with a fork
more like spicy soup
doesn't recognize Chinese takeout.
HeightsFag reporting in. Burger Joint also opening up soon.
black or spic
How are the bowel movements?
What's up bro? what's your favorite pizza place? Pinks?
What the fuck, its literally just a steak and a potato
Completely normal, actually. Each one is 3 bucks, you drink five a day, each one has 20% of your daily fiber and 40% of the normal protein you need. It's mostly minerals, oat flour, and soy protein isolate.
like, seriously, 10/10 best poops of my life
why though. I wouldn't even drink that shit if it was prison food, id spend every penny i had at the commissary just to avoid that.
That looks delicious
yeah, have fun with your tits dumb ass
it's chocolate mint flavored though
it's protein isolate, the rest is just oat flour, it has none of the nasty parts of the soy
That’s a piss jar isn’t it
Damn right, 59...life is good.
dude buy a fucking bowl
I'm big boned.
oh my gods theres like 200 humans alive that have legitimately large bones. stop with the excuses and stop filling your face with SHIT, fatty
You could do a lot better for $12
i consider this fancy cuisine
that cost him 12$? jesus christ thats cheap
here that would be easy 20$
Cold left over Chinese food from Thanksgiving and rum
*Eating Cheetos with a fork
Sounds good but you need some real hot sauce my dude.
Come to Texas y'all I'll make you guys some weird Italian shit.
Are these any good? Ive grown to be repulsed by microwave dinners and havent had one in many years but i have considered trying those..
I'm from Canadia
I was in line at the grocery store behind a guy buying like a weeks worth of the cheapest tv diners and some other obvious single guy shit he looked miserable
was some sad shit to see
*Eating Cheetos with a fork
Fuck yeah! I thought only I did that. I hate sticky fingers
It’s pretty bad for your health, but not nearly as bad as these tards are making it sound.
It has the chicken spine the brownie is good though
During the winter alaska has 22 hour nights lol.
Lmoa nigga what is that
Looks good. How do you keep the wood from catching fire? Im assuming the wood is a one time use?