Yo Sup Forums I'm going to meet u a guy to fight in about an hour, I never fought,...

Lucas Russell
Lucas Russell

Yo Sup Forums I'm going to meet u a guy to fight in about an hour, I never fought, give me some tips. The fuck do I do?

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Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

Get some coffee

Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

When he goes to punch you, you either take the hit, falling to the ground, where you piss and shit your pants in front of everyone you respect, or you duck quickly and shoot him right in the dick. Just go ahead and empty the magazine. Right in the dick.

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

just bee urself anone

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

What is with you and dicks? Fucking faggot.

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

suck his dick

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

If they are trying to fuck you up, fight dirty.

Dominic White
Dominic White

Use a glove and put something inside it. Like an english punch idk, so when you do hit him its lile 100x more powerful, and probably insta ko

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

Show up naked and insist he gets naked too. if he tries to say your gay just go with the "No I fight like a real man." and insist on the fight still. If he asks what kind of man fights naked you look him dead in the eye and say "a real one"

Justin Turner
Justin Turner

Then throw it at him?

William Howard
William Howard

Nothing we can tell you or show you will prepare you for the fight OP, fighting is largely instinctual, that’s why fighters spar over and over so that when they are in a fight their attacks and counters will be reflex

TLDR fighting is not something you learn in a week-let alone in a few hrs, you’ll forget any advice the second you get hit in the face

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

get a gun and go school shooter on him

Oliver Garcia
Oliver Garcia

Bend the knee. Punch the D.

Charles Cox
Charles Cox

lol

Chase Kelly
Chase Kelly

Right in the face. Follow that with a hard kick to the nuts. When he falls, stomp still he stops twicking.

Jason Sullivan
Jason Sullivan

He could learn simple boxing defense in like 30mins

Nicholas Rogers
Nicholas Rogers

He could know the theory, in practice you dont have time to think your moves, you just have to be trained so it becomes instinctive

Chase Davis
Chase Davis

bro are those gloves? take that shit off

Samuel James
Samuel James

I mean, sure this could happen specially if he is somewhere hot. So he could leave it on his pocket and equip during the fight. Better be called a pussy than take a beating

Dominic James
Dominic James

lean into your punches when you see you've got a clear shot. pummel with haymakers and jabs. STAMINA. do not get tired. the moment you look tired, thats when you'll get rushed and knocked out. if the person you're fighting is a bitch they'll try to take you to the ground because they have no form and don't honor fist fights. if they kick, thats worse and you'll have to anticipate damage to your shins and ribs. alternate your guard and STAMINA. pace yourself. always move your feet but never back up. always to the side. you'll end up cornering yourself otherwise. STAMINA. dont go thirsty to a fight dont go overwhelmed with a full gut either. nothing is more hilarious then watching someone puke after winning/losing a fight. make the whole thing worse if you lost.

Angel Miller
Angel Miller

Don't fight unless you already know how to fight. Unless you think they don't know either. Or unless you're ok with getting your ass kicked. Cheers

Jeremiah Russell
Jeremiah Russell

You sound like one of those fags that has never been in a fight but obsesses over mma and shit. Stop talking out of your ass you dumb nigger or I'm gonna show you what a real man can do.

Hunter Baker
Hunter Baker

^underrated comment

Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker

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Carson Sullivan
Carson Sullivan

you aren't going to show me shit you stupid faggot. I have been in a few fist fights and just took the time to reflect where I went wrong and where I did well.

leaning into punches = powerful punch
not being a fat shit = STAMINA
footwork = not getting caught
you = faggot

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

Buy a mouthguard and those work out straps for your hand so when you hit them your hand won't be as fucked up and keep your hands up and don't put your head down.

Parker Brown
Parker Brown

You’re both gay.

Christopher Thompson
Christopher Thompson

Try not to die from a single punch. Good luck op, fighting in a brawl is a dumb way to go.

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

its hilarious though
OP if you die by cracking your melon on the ground whoever you're fighting catches a murder charge TOP KEK vengeance from the grave. you'll be in heaven with your 71 virgins


plus this faggot

while he'll be in prison getting raped by tyrone.

Camden Garcia
Camden Garcia

Walk up to him and immediately punch him in the throat. This will cause to either grab his throat or fall to the ground. Either way he is now defenseless. At that point do whatever you need to prove your pint without fucking him up to much. Then walk away like a boss.

Josiah Campbell
Josiah Campbell

When you are face to face with him look over his shoulder and say "Cops!". When he looks behind him sucker punch him in the jaw with all your might. You seem like a pussy so you prolly wont knock him out. So keep punching until he falls. When he is on the ground talk mad shit to him. If he tries to get up start kicking him. Ask random guys watching if they "WANT SOME". If any girls have gathered to watch the fight tell them to "Get back to the kitchen". You will be a legend and no one will ever fuck with you again.

Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

best case scenario: knock him out, rape his unconscious body.

second best scenario: he knocks you out, he rapes your body

worst case scenario: he knocks you out, cuts off your penis

Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

Take the beating like a champ. If you haven't trained for it or don't feel like your fists have enough oomph, you will never win. Just saying. Fight back, but don't go down like a pussy.

Kevin Morris
Kevin Morris

Thx

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

try sucking his dick

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

Quick quick, download Roadhouse, memorize the last scene, do that

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

Then it's vock sucking time, push him over and go to town

Anthony Rivera
Anthony Rivera

This happened to a friend of mine

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

Punch him in the throat first chance you get, and then just wail on him while he's down

Brayden Phillips
Brayden Phillips

falcon punch

Kayden Sullivan
Kayden Sullivan

Worry less about the one punch KO and just take ground control straight away. Shoot for his legs (with caution), take him down, then just keep smacking his head against the pavement until he stops fighting back. EZ Clap

Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

Buy the bas rutten mma workout CD
So you are in physical shape to fight.