ITT: We sum up shit comedians careers in one greentext

ITT: We sum up shit comedians careers in one greentext

>Wahey, look at me, I have wacky hair, smoke a pipe and like birdwatching. Any panel shows going?

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hahhaa dude what if i took pop songs and made them metal lmao?

>What what I'm fucking posh and I wont let you forget it and the only reason I'm in tv in the first place is because my dad is an agent for a lot of huge names

british """""comedy"""""

>be a man you fucking faggot, stop bending over to women, stop being politically correct
So glad he's dead desu. No need for his sexism or bigotry in this day and age

He was a philsopher and a king among men. He is missed.

>He doesn't like Bill Bailey!

very edgy to have such bad taste

>i'm funny because i have crab hands and if you dont laugh the SJW's will get you!

>UKIP?!

>CUHHHRRAAZZZZYYYYY CLOTHING

What is it with Russells?

>wears silly outfit
>shoehorns in joke about how silly his outfit looks
that's not how comedy works noel

Dunno m8


>I read a thesaurus once and now everyone thinks I'm a modern day philosopher

>BIG

>the daily mail

>I'm a modern day intellectual whose comedy holds people to a realistic standard and every show I make has to be boxed as a melodrama where I have to shoehorn myself into a sympathetic role

Ricky Gervais went down the shitter the MINUTE he started doing mass-produced shitty comedy movies starring himself like Larry the fucking Cable Guy

>these Russell comedians they have now...

It seems Merchant was the funny one

BEADY

>shitty dad joke, horse laugh, FUCK CHRISTIANS

>I'm too edgy for tv

How long can you go without shutting this off?
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after a decade and a half I've come to the conclusion that The Office was created by accident and neither realises what made it so good

He only got his gig because he's Susan Boyle's brother.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Turn it off! Turn it off!

>making the one good British comedian the opening post

1/10

>im the greatest comedian alive but i act like im not and i wont suck (((producer))) dick for fame

>I come back from a 2 years hiatus only to do 2 show and be gone again
fucking norm

based Norm

>I am a literal God

>i'm the most unfunny cunt on earth but i made it big in america somehow

real jerk

>I have weak material and achingly conventional left-wing views, but I disguise my banality as meta-textual commentary on the nature of comedy

...

I got to him standing wacky

How can someone have such a bad laugh?

>I don't get it

>TRANNIES! haha

Merchant was clearly the pathos of the duo and his work reflects it

Although not great, Hello Ladies was reflective of the emotion that he brought to the stuff he and Ricky-I'm an atheist everybody. Did I mention God doesn't exist yet?-Gervais did.

>crunchy squirrel trousers made of sparkly dreams!!

Bill Bailey has his moments but he's so fucking overrated.

This is just baffling. I mean why the fuck is he so popular there?

>I say stupid nonsensical things in a geet geordie accent like and I gan on and on and on and on... Meat on the face!!! Haha Why ayeee man!

hes the least watched late night host there is

AY

>I have literally never made a human laugh but still get regular work on panel shows because I'm a dyke

...

The mind reading and the soft grandma hands bits were good.

I'm so happy about this. He's fucking hated by most in the UK.

ruins Paki bake off shows too

I can't stand him, every time I see his shitty singalong videos in recommend it pees in my day's coffee.

>bristol you cheeky little otters

>it's a James Corden and Matthew Horne think they're the next And and Dec series
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>it's funny because I'm fat!

fuck off Corden, you cunt

>HAHA that other comedian is very funny, let me just laugh extra loud at what he just said, like that is some sort of contribution to the joke

>i make jokes that might initially be somewhat funny but then i have to repeat them over and over and over again

he gets ripped from time to time on A League of Their Own about being fat and you can see it genuinely hurts him

Oh you mean his suck celebrity dick videos? Yeah he's a slimey cunt. His fake laugh is worse than Fallons.

I hope he gets shot over there bruv

Yeh merchant has talent of a kind. Gervais literally has minus talent and seems like of those people who are unbearable to be around but I imagine he must have been a hard worker at some point

He does come up with some really good shit on the spot from time to time.

>you can see it genuinely hurts him

Good. It might force him to lose weight, and therefore his career

>that time patrick stewart ripped into him hard as fuck at that award show
kek

likewise, likewise
him and this cunt

hands like fresh ginger

>you've probably got mates with funnier content than me

>allow me to explain the punchline of the joke I just told. I know you know it already, but the real joke is that I'm explaining it anyway. I'll do this for 80% of my routine.

While on the topic of panel shows...

Are we all in agreement here?

Your post is a continuation of the one above it, right?

Yeah I see you're getting spammed with Oliver over there lmao. Sorry mate. He wasn't that bad in the UK tbf, in small doses, but fuck me that network really spams you fuckers with him.

Feel free to cap him bro. You have our support.

decent list

rob brydon is so fucking shit

Sandi is fucking awful. Jupitus is actually okay on QI because of that chemistry with Fry

Johnny Vegas is an acquired taste

No. Fuck you. Johnny Vegas is great.

Swap Sean Lock and Jimmy Carr.
Put Jimmy Carr in good tier
Vegas goes in decent tier

shut the fuck up cunt.

Rich Hall only gets sympathy laughs, like all foreign comedians.

Elder god tier
Brian Blessed

>Jo Brand
>That low
Other than that, good list.

>[Angry Ranting Noises]
Just kidding I love David Mitchell.

Carr should be bottom tier. Rich Hall top tier. Toksvig not on the list

confirmed

I don't remember seeing much of Brydon on QI, but I've always found him a good unpretentious entertainer.

>muh husband

>Emphasises swearing on pleb shows to appeal to the retards

He's always good on panel shows. Him and Lee Mack have a good comedy bromance.

Chris Rock too

>muh husband
>muh weight
I know greentext tends to be exaggerated, but in this case it's real. She keeps banging on these two subjects every fucking time she's on the show.

rob brydon is quality entertainment tho.

>DUDE, JOKE DECONSTRUCTION

Bill Bailey is GOAT, kys

Are you mad because he is a feminist?

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Steve Coogan and Rob Bryden work together really well

>based Amstell summing up Noel Fieldings shit tier 'comedy' in 5 minutes

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Except Bill has been in some great comedies like Black Books and Spaced. He was also in Hustle for a couple of episodes. He was also in films. Bill Bailey is enjoyable.

I've long wanted Jimmy Carr and Rich Evan's laugh to be combined.

He was literally BEGGED to do this show and he shouldn't have. He is literally only good as an actor in surrealistic comedies and panel shows. But he's doing the fucking Great British Bakeoff.

He went to a school in my town. There is also a Japanese Heavy Metal band named after it.

have you seen his comedy show? lol

He's been too blatant with displays of toeing the liberal-lefty line in recent years, he can't hide the cognitive dissonance forever.

>If I stare at the camera long enough maybe people will think I'm funny
One of the worst Update hosts ever desu

As if DUDE, REPUBLICANS! carbon copy of The Daily Show for the last 19 years has been any better.

I like Simon Amstell but his stand up when I saw him was essentially "I suck cock and my jewish dad didnt like it"

Harry Enfield?