Olympic Women's Hockey - Korea Vs Sweden

Asian countries can't into hockey edition!

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Good luck Korean girls

>Korea getting ready to brawl

Holy shit, already. GG Sweden.

1-0 Sweden. Koreaboos on suicide watch, soon to join their weeaboo brethren in the sweet release of death.

GOOKS BTFO

Predictions how badly Koreans will lose?

SLIPPY G

kpop was a mistake

They honest to God look like they're moving in slow motion compared to Sweden's dykes. I'm going to guess 9-1 final.

38-0

why is KORea's abbreviation COR?

Can't even bet on Korea to win on my phone, betting company is giving them a 5.5 point handicap and its still $2

would be nice to see Koreans getting one goal

>Korea does not slip

Tfw Sweden and Switzerland get to play first these easy games against Asians but we need to play first games against USA and Canada

French or something.

That really is a rough draw. You got fucked over big time.

>They are competing under the country code "COR", from the abbreviation of French word "Corée".

From Wikipedia

>tfw you get extremely emotionally invested in women's Olympic hockey even when your country isn't playing

wheres the defense to stop the puck trickling in? there should always be a defenseman near the crease after a shot like that, to stop exactly that.

3-0 already

corea was a mistake

going to be 15-0

HO-LEE-FUK

>expecting an Asian country to know how to play hockey

I'm just happy to watch, we can't even get a team in.

most of the Correan players had never played hockey 3 years ago

they have a canadian coach. no excuse.

Fuck, this is like watching a gang rape. Why don't they just concede?

Corea will be lucky to keep this game within double digits. What a drubbing.

>Korean lesbian gang rape
Now you're just sounding like my search history.

lmao

was losing part of their master plan?

>Sweden destroys all hope of Korean reunification
Thanks a lot, Sweden.

It's hilarious how excited the crowd gets when the puck gets to the Swedish half of the ice. I understand, given the rarity, but it's still hilarious.

that's mostly North Korean cheering squad

Korean goalie... you understand that you're supposed to keep the puck OUT of your goal, yes?

good shot 2bh

Power play for Sweden... can anybody say 5-0 before the second period?

Just one goal come on you gooks do it for Best Korea

pls no bully

Anyone got a good stream?

>this is a 22 year old in Nord Korea

wat. she looks like Paul McCartney

133cm

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use the aussie site

22 in human years, but 38.5 in NOKO years. You need to multiply by 1.75 to get their age in relation to actual humans.

IMAGINE

>4'4
>152 lbs
Damn, that's one dense gook.

...

THICC

I feel like I'm being tricked.

NK is literally an alien world

Everything is bigger in best korea, including gravity.

and on top of everything her birthday is 9/11

just woke up
jesus christ gooks

they were lucky it wasn't 8-0 DESU

like I want this to stop. It's like pitting 1st graders up to 5th graders

The crowd better still be into the damn game, a healthy chunk of them face a death camp or being drawn and quartered if they don't keep cheering.

at least the gook goalie is okayish

Maybe the Swedes will start having seizures and the Koreans will have an opening.

Do you think the athletes and staff use the cheerleaders for sex during Olympics or too risky?

>north korean cheerleaders chant over Footloose
what a time to be alive

>just noticed a dead pixel on my monitor
GOD FUCKING DAMN EVERYTHING. On the plus side, at least I'm not the Korean women's Olympic hockey team.

Oh, I guarantee that they do. There's no way that they don't.

what do you think the koreans are thinking about right now?

Arby's

Honestly looks like its children vs adults, they are so damn short

You don't think they want to try not to make a scandal?

Is sweden the best femanon team?

>Korean fans in the audience chanting "It's Ok"

they're their girlfriends :^)

No, that is probably Canada.

I mean, when you hold the threat of literal death over their heads, that does wonders in terms of keeping things silent.

No. Canada and Usa and the best two, Finland is third, then comes Sweden

best korea has their own isolated building. they dont stay in the olympic village. they have their own security detail too. theres no way its getting out.

One man gets twenty girlfriends. That country is unfair.

I was thinking more if someone somehow gets pictures or videos.

I want to root for the 'reans but there is no point

Ohh. I didn't know that. Makes sense I guess. Thank you.

swiss are better than the swedes

lol

poor korea

Even if they did, "They're engaged to be married. It's a beautiful North Korean love story. Glorious Leader will officiate their wedding. :) "

Is getting their asses whipped in the olympics really worth letting north koreans out of their cages?

I wonder what the corsi stats for this game would look like

It's not Sweden and Switzerland's fault that they're in a group with two children-tier teams and they should never disrespect them by taking it easy on them. But man the way they've just been hammering these hapless Asians makes me want to see them get utterly crushed once they play real teams in the knockouts.

any of the norks in this game could just get off the ice and ask for refuge from south korea, but why don't they do it?

If I were in charge, I would have put Canada against Korea just for the laughs.

their families in north korea would be punished if they would try that

Like you said, the Swedes are just trying to play a good game of hockey.

to be fair none of the european teams that beat Japan dominated them by any stretch.

>hey guis why don't they just betray their people and country?

The Japs held up very well but they just got out butched

Japan wasn't really that awful, even if we could not get the offence to work that game.

"To lessen embarrassment, the Korean Team will now all essentially act as six goalies."

>unite both koreas in a team
>it sucks

Mostly because their country is awful.

if they had separate teams, which would be better?

South Koreans

"We are one" became "We will win" became "We are proud of you" shortly to become "At least you tried!"