Womens 1500M Speed Skating

Womens 1500M Speed Skating

almost over but never a thread edition

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I want to have my head crushed by these speed skating thighs.

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>dutch statpadding
yeah I wonder why no thread has been made

>netherlandssweeplol
Imagine having sex with girls with such thighs

>tfw bandy isn't an olympic sport for free medal

fucking field hockey is olympic sport why not winter version

Team America finale save us

We're the current bandy champions as well sven

lets get some original red white and blue sweep

I'd rather have the men.
Those thighs.

This is pretty nerve-wracking. Especially for Wüst

>Doesn't move
>False start
What is this bullshit?

lmao no Russia are

Why do the starters hold them for so long? Seems really counter productive

Lel the Dutch don't even hold the world record. Nice "dominance"

>america
hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaa even with doping

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h-hehe a-at least not a s-sweep

LADS
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thanks for breaking that sweep nippon :)

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>Not a sweep
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

wtf no sweep? Stupid sport..

lmao americans cant win even with dutch people

Glorious Nippon!

>No sweep
What's going on Nederbros

I'm honestly happy for Wüst

Why is speed skating so big in Netherlands?

AHAHAHA COMBO BREAKER

>their most celebrated athlete has 5 gold medals
Lel

bergslow better work on that cardio lel

Reminder that we own all Japan medals.

Because we're all big guys/gals

it has some cultural history -> people watch it -> sponsors are interested -> more money for the sport -> talent gets to develop more

The Jap has a Dutch trainer

I'm happy for Wüst. Makes me smile.

It's how we commute on cold winter days

nippon sneaked in a robot

>no sweep

i dont think this semenslurping sport is for me lads

me too. awesome gal.

We use ice skates to get around town so it's in our genes

You know if you compare to swimming you're allowed to quintuple your gold count right?

we have 15 mln people, how can you NOT beat us?

because in the winter everyone commutes to work on the frozen anals

5 skating medals is more dominant than 28 swimming medals.

user..

>takes off her pants in front of the camera
what's her problem

>Takagi cucking a sweep
kek

Because 8 people in the entire US actually care about speed skating? I can put together a football team from my town of 50k people that would beat the Dutch national team.

pyeongchang update the medal table pls. Canada is in our spot

we do for the men

She has a reputation for being a total slut

>football team
>american
>football
I am not sure which football is being referred to now

surely you did not come straight from the ´´´´frontpage´´´´´of the ´´´´´´internet´´´´´´

Enjoy it while it lasts, faggot. We're coming right back.

If dominating swimming is so easy why haven't you faggots done it? There are pools in every country.

>getting teased by Takagi
Just like in my animes.

our doping is not that good m8

Bro have you seen our PER CAPTIA medals

We'd rather skate on them desu

We have more indoor skating rings than any other country.

Your football team isn't better than ours

Too bad Kikuchi didn't medal

>still caring about Marokbal

lmao arbeider

I've seen your mosques per capita and you're definitely the leader there

:(

And we beat you in double digits when it comes to field hockey, what are you trying to say mutty

>changing the subject

tell me more.

Also is there some 4K footage?

because we have a LOT of rivers and canals, we're like 50% water
It's also why we do well at the Summer Olympics at stuff like sailing

>we beat you in a sport you don't care about
Wow, that's really impressive

we will per capita you any day cunt

>Aerodynamic undies

ouchi

has nobody screencapped the dutch qt changing cloths on the banks. She also had qt panties.

seriously?

Ofcourse, you should see the traffic jams we get during the winter.

oh thanks, was waiting for this. I feel there was a better moment to make screenshot though.

>W-WE DONT CARE ABOUT THAT
everytime

>muttposting this blatantly

This guy only won his medals in the sack racing and silly walk equivalents of swimming. Only two medals in the free style event and even then in the least prestigious 200m.

Why can't you be happy for us? Are you that desperate for (You)'s? Did a Dutchanon made you mad?

Yeah we get it, Phelps is a freak of nature. Born with Orca genes, is an olympian among olympians, good for you. You don't see us mass shitting Olympic swimming threads, so why do it here?

>inb4 just banter

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>I can put together a football team from my town of 50k people that would beat the Dutch national team.
Implying ANYONE cares about your football

>you will never experience these thick thighs

I missed the beginning and somehow the 1080p of our state TV looks like 480p...

surely you can get it also in eurosport replay or something

>God bless the cameraman and shame about that NL block.

You guys need to learn to ignore Reddit-americans. They have no idea how to banter and instead go for painfully generic insults to try and get as many (You)'s as possible all the while being deranged enough to think they've actually made you all mad

How'd you guys finish in the last moon buggy race?

>they're waiting on her
kek

@81556912
man fuck off, work on your banter

>@
1 taak user.

Dont bother swechan. America thinks hes great for just beeing fat again.

@81556912
You won the boreball 'world championship' and NFL 'world championship' too lol

Ik ga hem geen Jij's geven.

Goed punt

You're welcome to try to challenge us if you'd like.

Indirect (You)s still count

@81556977
>You're welcome to try to challenge us if you'd like.
So are you, it's not like you don't have the population to spare

>I don't care because I suck
Every time! why do you Mutts always make a fool out of yourselves?

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