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do the rudebox
shake your rudebox

>Indigo-niner-niner is buddy spiked!
>I repeat: there are children aboard this plane!

always cry at this scene

/brit/ is a clear example why abortion has to be legal

got called a soyboy at the gym

ded ;_;

>Literally x squared = 2x

Saw some balding nu-male at the gym
Called him a soyboy

why am i judged for how many women ive had sex with (0) but not how many cocks I've sucked (0)

but you can't abort 18-22 year old men.

X squared differentiated is 2x you faggot.
Fuck you.

I like it too

got called soyboy at a gay bar lads

>18-22
/brit/ is a 23+ general

got called a gayboy at the soy bar lads

Being a cuck seems masculine to me...how secure must you be to let another man fuck your wife? That's alpha

still don't know what exactly they meant with the Frank Grimes episode.

have never kissed a woman AMA

i actually have no idea why you would chose to do a useless course at uni. even if it's a field your interested in, why waste time effort and money on something that isn't going to help you in the long term even remotely.

If there was a button that would make you stop existing, would you press it?
I would.

saw a numale cuck in the botanical section at walmart lads

this is now a /yag general/

25+ actually

>Harry Kane? Yeah I rate him

often it barely matters so long as you get internship and graduate scheme

can't take it with you when you're dead

Newcastle user.
Here to put an end to this saga.

Here be the final plan.
I still have 2 takeaways a week.
One Chinese and one from those dodgy kebab places totalling £15 overall.
That leaves 5 days on which I spend exclusively on noodles which cost under a quid.

I am now saving money and did it without eating a single vegetable.

The storyline was a good one, it had its ups and downs, but alas it has come to a close.

also
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>Harry Kane? Nah don't rate him

how long is winter break for university students in britain

GRIM AS FUCK

don't even browse Sup Forums particularly often but what is up with ultra-left wing males so often being either bald or balding

utterly despise blithering lefty runtoids

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x squared is x^2

I'll make fun of you for this but i genuinely do despise cooking from fresh daily (or once every two days)

wife's new bf called me a soyboy

Muh Heritage

>Fordyce sports
Fuck literally all over my nut sack

elevated test levels cause baldness

When's the last time you've been to the continent?

might sit on a park bench and read some nietzsche tomorrow for a couple hours before work

got called a soyboy in forbidden planet earlier lads

>imaginary numbers

wtf how can a number be imaginary lmao

For me?
My lectures end on December 8th and start again on January 8th but the uni stays open until JUST before Xmas and reopens on Jan 4th.

I expect to be set a bunch of shite that I may as well do here first rather than move back.

all over every side of my girthless phimowang

>faggot.
ummm self hating gay much sweaty

doubt it matters mate nobody is gonna see them

RIP danny devito you will be missed

april

rate me

Theyre high test. DHT leads to hair loss and secondary sexual hair. This is why you rarely see a body hairless beardless runt without a full head of hair
Also where most of the bear mode dudes have receding hairlines

mantis tobogan died??

doing a think

just got severely jewed

all of /brit/'s best gimmicks were created by wizards

couple weeks ago

why?

just wanna be comfy lads

Soy Boy
Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.

The origin of the term derives from the negative effects soy consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido.

The average soy boy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "Nazis".

See also: cuck, beta/omega male, orbiter, kissless virgin, male feminist
Man 1: If you kill your enemies they win.
Man 2: Shut the fuck up, soy boy.

Emma Watson's face when I walk into the room.

No dude its
XX
XX

Higher maths and physics don't work based on what scientists can prove with evidence

So mathmeticians and physicists have to invent stuff to make their theories work and then claim them to be true until we have the technology to prove it or not

Want to prove that in the 4th dmension 2+2=9, but can't? Invent a new number that works like 2 but is actually worth 7 because of other dimensional rules you also made up. Sorted.

cheeky

>soyboy

>ex breaks up with me in october 2015
>break up with ex in october 2016
>ex breaks up with me in september 2017

god i hate this godforsaken time of year, the sensation of the cold air and early dark nights bring back exactly the same feelings, i just want to feel happy

you need to advance this gimmick or it will fall by the wayside

Nauseating

LUCKILY IM A PILOT TOO
i inverted the bird

but could this not be applied to literally every single thing on planet earth?

why

there is no brainlet pic that's brainlet enough for this

love the word soyboy but I am a bit of a one myself

the two government issued recharging days have nearly come to a close and my feet STILL hurt. cant take it anymore

Curious

hmmmmmmm ahh yes, Theresa "The Barren Baroness" May

same

im 20

because i have not sucked a willy in that way before

toil on the morrow

toil on the morrow

toil onb the mornorow

toilp on htte morrow

ttoinl on tme morrnro

tnngm roonmn theh mrormmnn

nnggnnngn ngngnnngngngnnn

nnhnngngNGNNHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

*inhales*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Minus numbers are imaginary.

you can't have minus five apples can you?
but we still have a concept for minus numbers - for example if i say you have minus five apples, it might mean that you need to provide five apples.

by the same logic you can also imagine other numbers, for example the square root of minus numbers

yes, and it routinely is

Stephen hawking made a career doing this, it just so happens that eventually his made up theories were proved to be right while his dozens of scientific peers had their made up theories proved wrong

iktf, got dumped last night hahaha

never gets easier

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.

this but unironically

who else was a metalhead at school
never listen to it any more but it was a fun crowd

literally been on /brit/ since i was 15

I used to have loads of tiny white spots on my willy, it would also get sore and yellow gunk that would build up over time. Last year though it just all cleared up on it's own. Foreskin's loosened up a bit too. Does that count as a miracle lads?

peng

i was in spain and belgium for a couple of weeks in october

...

maths is a pseudointellectuals game.
wow you remember formulas which solve things for you? you must be really smart mate

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dont see why you would need to hold ur breath

Think I'm going to go cry myself to sleep

Ta

>smart

FOY

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went to a school where literally everyone listened to metal and nothing else. sounds the like plot of a terrible 90s comedy movie but it's true

just realized i havent been to the beach since i was a child and the shore is literally less than an hour away
fuck i need friends

those white spots are fordyce spots
age?

thats way too much cum