This fucking thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin and social as well as professional failure anything

This fucking thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin and social as well as professional failure anything.

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Why haven’t you hired an escort?

cmon

If that's you, you are ripped.

In any case, you should hire an escort and get it done with. Find someone nice, and talk to them. Be honest and tell them that you are a virgin, J/O before, but not excessively.
It will help ease your insecurities.

Not going to help you with your humiliation fantasy.

Most decent escorts are like 500 USD. I don't have that money. I'm afraid that cheaper prostitutes were somehow exploited.

Save up, nigger, or just kill her after

I guess that's the only way.

How do I keep my flame cloak spell from draining all my mana? I tried casting regeneration first but it didn't help.

who are you favorite loli artists?

Only wear it in combat bro.

Nabokov's the real OG

>Nabokov's the real OG
The book author? Pretty sure he didn't illustrate any lolibutt.

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Oof have you never had a gf? Just use tinder bro

Why aren't you a trucker? Literally get paid 1k a week to watch Netflix, YouTube, porn, podcasts, etc all day

Tinder is trash. It's just a bunch of thots advertising their Instagram and premium snapchats
Dude I'll kiss you. Where you from?

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Never had a gf. No success on Tinder.

I'm actually a shit driver.

NIGGA KISS ME OK?
DAMN

I'LL HOLD YOUR HAND AND STROKE YOUR HAIR SO YOU FALL ASLEEP FASTER AND CUDDLE YOU AND GIVE YOU BACK RUBS AND SHIT

pls

nice body

Sorry, I'm straight.

SO AM I
NOW SMOOCH ME ALREADY YOU SPERG

how much would you charge to sit on a twinks face?

He said he's straight, so fuck off fag
He's mine >:|

It's not gay if he's just sitting on my face.

that's GAAAYYYY

how fat are you and how much do you love video games and anime since OP pic is obviously not related...

Need some proof.

Some things cannot be bought: love, happiness, my ass in your face.

Who cares
He deserves love no matter what

I like video games and I am pretty indifferent to anime.

sure he does, he deserves love from fat chicks and simply has to quit playing video games and go on a dating site to get it...

one day when he finally caves in and gets head from a fat girl for the first time... he will realize he was a fucking idiot for the last 20 years and could have been getting sucked off the whole time but had too much pride to lower his standards

2nd question why haven't you fucked a fat girl yet?

... it will literally change your life

OP here. Not fat, no success on dating sites.

Here's your proof
Now where are you fucking from, god dammit

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Not OP, but CUTE!

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This fucker won't tell me where he's from
I just wanna give him love for fuck sake

But thank

OP here. My kik is thatweirdgermanguy

Now I have to make a kik
At least we're getting somewhere finally

I live in PST otherwise I might be tempted to come kiss you myself :x

Yeah I don't find many people online who even live in the same state as me, let alone in cst

But I'm flattered

Any progress? Why are you here?

The fact that you make these threads almost daily is beyond pathetic, m8. You're a kissless virgin because you're literally autistic.

I'm in Texas, what's up with it

face too pls

or he's fishing for femanons to swindle for the evening

I'm here to vent.

Has been more than a week since the last one. But yeah, I'm pretty autistic.

You're not OP >:|
Pic related

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>Fishing for femanons on Sup Forums every single day of his life
If that's the case, then he might be more retarded than autistic.

ahh that explains it
>no luck on dating sites
>literally autistic
>girl asks you to go fuck her
>literally autistic and blows it off thinking he failed
>repeat
perma virgin forever

You a kissless virgin too?
Cuz if OP is just fucking around, I'll kiss you instead

Yeah, that's pretty accurate.

Wow you serious?

Vent about what? You are causing more problems than you solve here, user. Step 1: get off Sup Forums, step 2: go outside, step 3: ask a girl out, step 4: deal with a ton of rejection...skipping ahead...step 7: anal.

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Yeah bro, never got past step 4 though.

Based quads, checked

Why not? The simple fact is that dating is largely a buyer’s market and therefore you have to be persistent. If you give up on yourself, that's when It’s over.

I mean. Yeah, rejection hit hard. But I've been rejected hundred of times in my life.

ive only had sex once and im 33, would you kiss me?

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Did you give up? Every single girl I have asked out in my life has said “no.” Including an ex-gf and my wife who is currently divorcing me. But I’ve had sex with both, and was better off for the experience. At the end of the day, no one cares if you hear “no” once or a thousand times...it really is up to you, user.

I think the real question, OP, is would you DP a girl with another guy. And, if you did, which hole would you pick?

not OP but the other guy ()
but I would and I'd go for the pussy

guess OP and the girl are gone :(