ITT: we say nice things about americans

ITT: we say nice things about americans

Fuck off.

Our culture is a fucking shitstrain, You have to completely disregard half of America to find anything good.

And even then it's mostly food memes

We make nice sandbags

I hate myself. 100 years ago we could be proud.

we invented the doritos locos taco

You are friendly people.

on occasion I'll have a mcgriddle, tastes like freedom.

thanks for dying for us
you the best

diverse bunch
you all get 8/10 overall as a country desu phampies

Fuck you! Fag!

Dey a good boyz, dey dindu nuffin

the political circus

Joke's on you, girls can't be fags.

>girl
you can still suck my cock tho

Lots of drugs from your local CIA dealers.

As much as blacks cause problems, they're certainly a great source of entertainment when you don't have to live near them.

The majority of Americans I've met have been extremely nice and well mannered people.

I'm legitimately thankful for the blessing that is fast food.

Can I suck your feminine penis?

Rude desu.

But I prefer circumcised, so maybe.

I don't have a penis :(

I'll be real polite, complimenting you on your bj skills etc. You stroke my ego i stroke yours lel

Fuck off cunt

Nah yeah fuckin burgers are okay.

Hey, senorita Im a Ukrainian Jew if your interested in a visa ;)

During the Boston Tea Party you turned the entire ocean into a really weak cuppa

Got to give you effort for trying

underrated

Now that Murica is in heavy decline the rest of the world will be gently when pillaging their rubbles as a way of thanking for their "good example".

maybe a decade ago.
we're really not anymore

You defend your rights to carry weapons, and even if that's not what I want for my country I can respect that.

Also you are statistically the least degenerate of the brit colonies (lol ausfags and leafs). I can almost pardon you for mass consumption culture.

>no benis

wtf are you good for then?

...

u make good burgers

You guys make some alright food

...

I'm in love with an American

argentina a white. A WHITE!

Pics

>she doesn't have a penis

I like your enthusiasm for things.

London in the summer:

>Ohhh my GAWWD look at that big clock
>Ohhh my GAWWD look at those busses
>Ohhh my GAWWD how old is that church

stay in your own country fatties

>America
>White

10/10 country to go on a vacation if you have a fetish that involves fatties.

America's global domination made the world safe.

WE ARE IN SHIT TIMES NOW, because America is relatively weaker.

That's geopolitical truth.

Is that really worse than your native Londoners?
>ALOHA SNACKBAR
>TAKBIR!
>Peace be upon him

They make excellent BLACKED porn

i really like your desert-like areas

States on the west coast have a lot of healthy granola head types. People in the PNW hike more so then I've seen anywhere in terms of how many people visit mountains/wilderness trails etc. The fatty states are mostly southern

really? you're in london and that's what you're whining about?

Best women

I fap to Ivanka (((sometimes)))

I want to live there because freedom.

Americans are inventive, enthusiastic and moderately insane.

Americans invent the best weapons. Guns, bombs, drones....all the cool shit is American.

Look at the A10 Pigplane. Old as fuck, still awesome as fuck. What other country would get a Gau-8 and say 'How do we make this fly?'....Fuckin America.

American food is fatty, loaded with additives, and will probably kill you....But...IT TASTES LIKE MOTHERFUCKING HEAVEN.

I love you USA-Bros. You are all fucking insane, but insane in a 'Daddy, I attached an M16 to a RC helicopter, come see it fly' kind of way. I know if there was another world war, I'd want you mad fuckers next to me.

First Amendment.

Second Amendment.

I would list the rest of the amendments, but FedGov has shit all over them.

They make for easy targets.

62% white.

>cops and citizens killing each other
>protests and riots
>two major political parties are about to declare open war on each other
>prison industrial complex
>bombing or threatening to bomb every nation on earth that's not NATO
>"You are a friendly people"

"Americans" don't even exist anymore. Thanks 1965 immigration act and virtually open southern boarder.

>whites are nice ppl
>guns
>more freedom than in many corners of the world
>freedom above sjws and their demands

You fuckin britbongs have a way with words that just gave me a boner

>But I prefer circumcised
:^)

y-you mean Americans are not the good guy world police who protects freedom and democracy?

They bomb and kill shitskins.

The only two nice things I can come up with:
1 - 2nd Amendment
2 - You're a good rival in a Space Race, best space program by far since we no longer have money for R&D.

Nice try, burger.

>>best weapons

Still managing to keep your gun rights uncucked. Our fucking 'conservative' party did it for us.

How does Sup Forums feel now that Taylor has been outed as a ?

Americans are the most sociopathic people.

"HEY DARLING, HOW ARE YOU SWEETIE?" whenever I entered a store. Random people talking about shit I don't care on the street. Why do you guys even bother me with conversations of no value? Why does everyone always feel like playing himself ultra-happy? It's raining outside and you are underpaid, store clerk! You don't have really close friends, random man who greeted me every day!

It bothers me too; it is so superficial.
Here, you have to greet everyone you walk past on the street

They are very social people and fun to be around and aren't scared of strangers talking to them.

False. They are a bunch of cunts, especially in the cities.
>average American by 2050

You're about to vote trump in.