How do I not mess this up

William Hernandez
William Hernandez

How do I not mess this up

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Jacob Nelson
Jacob Nelson

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Cameron Green
Cameron Green

1) confidence
2) tell her you shovel shit for a living during the day but suck off random businessmen on the weekends for cash so you can buy cocaine since you lost all traces of a soul long ago and the drugs are the only thing that really keep you going anymore

Landon White
Landon White

I’m a pilot

Connor Collins
Connor Collins

I’m an astronaut/scientist/doctor/lawyer/president

Jackson Barnes
Jackson Barnes

yeah I agree with user here

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

just have a normal fucking conversation you cuck.

Luis Moore
Luis Moore

nobody on this board knows how to have a normal conversation

Samuel Hughes
Samuel Hughes

did I mess up or should I keep pushing

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Jeremiah Baker
Jeremiah Baker

Nope - just say “no worries I’ve got others I’m talking with as well, been nice chatting with you” and ignore her for a while.
Chicks tend to want what they can’t have.

Aaron Evans
Aaron Evans

Fuckboy

Matthew Wood
Matthew Wood

yup, you fucked it up

never show your true intentions, never say you're looking for fun, even if they also are looking for fun.

Carson Nelson
Carson Nelson

say, "but maybe you can help me change my mind, i haven't met someone worthwhile"

Landon Ward
Landon Ward

ive tried not showing intentions before and had the same outcome. im just trying to see what works at this point

Liam Scott
Liam Scott

Idiot.

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

Enjoy ol’lefty and the cum sick of shame. Ain’t gettin shit now

Jordan Jones
Jordan Jones

You goddamn idiot

Hunter Bennett
Hunter Bennett

is she fucking foreign or something? you sound like an complete idiot but she comes off as more ESL

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

You already fucked up. The fact that she's still chatting means she's most likely a dude tryna take your shit.

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

i was wondering the same thing. she says she speaks polish in her bio. so English is either her second language or im talking to an Indian man catfishing

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Austin Campbell
Austin Campbell

BASED & BLESSED user

DO EXACTLY THIS

My gawd over here knows what he's talking about

Also , is she a 50 year old Ukrainian? Lmao.

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Levi Green
Levi Green

Fake as fuck. Saged

Jeremiah Baker
Jeremiah Baker

ask her what her favorite dinosaur is. stop talking about sex. it isnt working because you are fucking horrible at it.

Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

You couldn’t have gotten quints could you

Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers

She's a whore

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

Penis talk?
You’re talking to Pajeet

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

what a retarded assumption

i mean she’s still replying, that’s better than 90% of the convos ive got not talking about sex

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

my penis’s favourite type of music is jizz
Haaa haaa haaa

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

Ok.
Do you want to talk to testicles too? The left one is cool but rightie can be kind of aloof.

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

Kill yourself

Adrian Rogers
Adrian Rogers

You wanna keep playing love doctor go ahead you massive faggot

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Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

i would send this but scared she won’t get it since her English doesn’t seem to be good

Christopher Murphy
Christopher Murphy

both of these made me kek but scared to say any jokes due to possible language barrier

she hasn’t stopped replying or outright said no to keep the convo going

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Lincoln Torres
Lincoln Torres

I honestly don't think you could fuck this up any worse than you already have. Your autism is killing my brain cells.

Jace James
Jace James

love doctor

What did he mean by this

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

natural progression of the chat

oh sweet lord my fucking sides

save some dignity and just fucking delete her. this is the cringiest exchange of words i've seen

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

Toss in some god damn punctuation, kek. The autism isn't even funny. Capitalize too. Grammar helps. Fack

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

it means he fucks things like this

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John Diaz
John Diaz

let’s see your texts then casanova

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Isaac Murphy
Isaac Murphy

Ask her if she likes chicken tendies

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

Ask her if she wants to meet your mom

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

Throw in
fuck niggers they stink like shit
For good measures

Brody King
Brody King

I still don’t get it

Adrian Edwards
Adrian Edwards

Send her dick pic retard. Girls love that shit

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

Listen man, all I'm saying is that if by some weird mistake of nature you pull this off, you should be worried because that means she even more autistic.

Cooper Garcia
Cooper Garcia

Tell her your penis was in car accident.
Ask her if she still Wants Sexy Time?

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Grayson Carter
Grayson Carter

she stopped replying

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Brody Green
Brody Green

lmao you are getting catfished bud

Henry Young
Henry Young

This shit reminds me of that Community episode where the chink kids were msging the dean.
YOU BRING OLIVES!

Jose Foster
Jose Foster

idk. shes either an Indian guy or polish immigrant girl

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

Ask ‘her’ if she just pooped in the street

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

op here. she blocked me after i asked her about her english

Blake Wilson
Blake Wilson

the ironing is palatable

Dylan Hill
Dylan Hill

Yeah no shit dumb fuck. You were teasing her and then blatantly insulted her attempts to speak to you. Stupid fuck

Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

why don't you tell her about yourself?
Just tell her your job? and ask about hers as well

Adrian Thompson
Adrian Thompson

0/10 user. learn how to talk to women wtf

Andrew Campbell
Andrew Campbell

Of course she did. She thought you were the love of her life and you broke her heart with your racist shit.
Well done you horrible cunt.

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

There is no hope for you man. How could you fuck it up so badly...

Nathan Hernandez
Nathan Hernandez

i'm cringing bro.... you would never talk to a girl like this irl so what the fuck are you doing?

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

she's only using you to pass time as a minor amusement now bro...

James Taylor
James Taylor

Fuck op what is wrong with you?
Are you that autistic?
Just fist your own asshole instead of trying to talk to beautiful waifus

Aaron Brown
Aaron Brown

I'd want my money back

Ian Nguyen
Ian Nguyen

this is what i assumed. lots of girls will just use you to kill time while they wait for the chads they want to reply

Nolan Roberts
Nolan Roberts

Smart girl

You ARE sad op, it's also true you know nothing about sex.

Better luck next life.

Lucas Price
Lucas Price

those pathetic penis talk and pushing to get her number lines are the most anti-chad things in the universe...
If you learn how to talk to people you can become an actual chad

Evan Hernandez
Evan Hernandez

Soo...he was behind of that..?

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Connor Turner
Connor Turner

man you are autistic.

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

lmao rekt

Wyatt Flores
Wyatt Flores

Ha ha ha couldn’t have done worse if you’d had /b rolling for dubs.
You had it nailed then went full retard.
NEVER go full retard.

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