How do I not mess this up
How do I not mess this up
2) tell her you shovel shit for a living during the day but suck off random businessmen on the weekends for cash so you can buy cocaine since you lost all traces of a soul long ago and the drugs are the only thing that really keep you going anymore
I’m a pilot
I’m an astronaut/scientist/doctor/lawyer/president
yeah I agree with user here
just have a normal fucking conversation you cuck.
nobody on this board knows how to have a normal conversation
did I mess up or should I keep pushing
Nope - just say “no worries I’ve got others I’m talking with as well, been nice chatting with you” and ignore her for a while.
Chicks tend to want what they can’t have.
yup, you fucked it up
never show your true intentions, never say you're looking for fun, even if they also are looking for fun.
say, "but maybe you can help me change my mind, i haven't met someone worthwhile"
ive tried not showing intentions before and had the same outcome. im just trying to see what works at this point
Enjoy ol’lefty and the cum sick of shame. Ain’t gettin shit now
You goddamn idiot
is she fucking foreign or something? you sound like an complete idiot but she comes off as more ESL
You already fucked up. The fact that she's still chatting means she's most likely a dude tryna take your shit.
i was wondering the same thing. she says she speaks polish in her bio. so English is either her second language or im talking to an Indian man catfishing
BASED & BLESSED user
DO EXACTLY THIS
My gawd over here knows what he's talking about
Also , is she a 50 year old Ukrainian? Lmao.
Fake as fuck. Saged
ask her what her favorite dinosaur is. stop talking about sex. it isnt working because you are fucking horrible at it.
You couldn’t have gotten quints could you
She's a whore
You’re talking to Pajeet
what a retarded assumption
i mean she’s still replying, that’s better than 90% of the convos ive got not talking about sex
my penis’s favourite type of music is jizz
Haaa haaa haaa
Do you want to talk to testicles too? The left one is cool but rightie can be kind of aloof.
You wanna keep playing love doctor go ahead you massive faggot
i would send this but scared she won’t get it since her English doesn’t seem to be good
both of these made me kek but scared to say any jokes due to possible language barrier
she hasn’t stopped replying or outright said no to keep the convo going
I honestly don't think you could fuck this up any worse than you already have. Your autism is killing my brain cells.
What did he mean by this
>natural progression of the chat
oh sweet lord my fucking sides
save some dignity and just fucking delete her. this is the cringiest exchange of words i've seen
Toss in some god damn punctuation, kek. The autism isn't even funny. Capitalize too. Grammar helps. Fack
it means he fucks things like this
let’s see your texts then casanova
Ask her if she likes chicken tendies
Ask her if she wants to meet your mom
>fuck niggers they stink like shit
For good measures
I still don’t get it
Send her dick pic retard. Girls love that shit
Listen man, all I'm saying is that if by some weird mistake of nature you pull this off, you should be worried because that means she even more autistic.
Tell her your penis was in car accident.
Ask her if she still Wants Sexy Time?
she stopped replying
lmao you are getting catfished bud
This shit reminds me of that Community episode where the chink kids were msging the dean.
YOU BRING OLIVES!
idk. shes either an Indian guy or polish immigrant girl
Ask ‘her’ if she just pooped in the street
op here. she blocked me after i asked her about her english
the ironing is palatable
Yeah no shit dumb fuck. You were teasing her and then blatantly insulted her attempts to speak to you. Stupid fuck
why don't you tell her about yourself?
Just tell her your job? and ask about hers as well
0/10 user. learn how to talk to women wtf
Of course she did. She thought you were the love of her life and you broke her heart with your racist shit.
Well done you horrible cunt.
There is no hope for you man. How could you fuck it up so badly...
i'm cringing bro.... you would never talk to a girl like this irl so what the fuck are you doing?
she's only using you to pass time as a minor amusement now bro...
Fuck op what is wrong with you?
Are you that autistic?
Just fist your own asshole instead of trying to talk to beautiful waifus
I'd want my money back
this is what i assumed. lots of girls will just use you to kill time while they wait for the chads they want to reply
You ARE sad op, it's also true you know nothing about sex.
Better luck next life.
those pathetic penis talk and pushing to get her number lines are the most anti-chad things in the universe...
If you learn how to talk to people you can become an actual chad
Soo...he was behind of that..?
man you are autistic.
Ha ha ha couldn’t have done worse if you’d had /b rolling for dubs.
You had it nailed then went full retard.
NEVER go full retard.