Who would cast in a Lolita remake?

Who would cast in a Lolita remake?

kpim

jojo

A casting director I guess.

the girl from the nice guys

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Idris Elba

There aren't any good cunny actresses anymore, they've all gotten old. Why do little girls have to grow up? Should be illegal.

Your continued existence should be illegal.

That cute redhead from oculus. Annalise something.

too old, lolita is suppose to 12

no need for that

Cutie from Intersteller

Unironically genius

Kill yourself

A very average looking child on the cusp of puberty who we could follow into her unremarkable adolescence.

Why did you had to grow up?

No one at all. Leave her entirely offscreen.

Ryan Gosling as Humbert

This. Leave it up to the imagination and it will reveal a lot about the viewer.

explain

you don't mean that

That would actually be fun.

sage and report all pedo spam

This would be almost impossible to do, which is why the book is better. If I recall it describes her sparingly, in little detail, with Humbert obsessing over her "nymphet" quality.

The best scene in the book is his playing spider, and she's not physically in it anyway