I'm writing and producing a documentary about Jeffrey Dahmer. Any tips?

I'm writing and producing a documentary about Jeffrey Dahmer. Any tips?

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Get a real job

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watch all the documentaries that have been made already.

Already do.

Already have.

Method acting.

So I should slaughter gay black men?

Write and produce something we haven't alteady seen a dozen times.

This and then make your documentary a summary of all other documentaries
Alot of shit will repeat itself but HEY MAN YOU’RE GONNA NIGGER FILTHY RICH AND DO COCKAINE WITH DR.COCKSO
YOU’LL ROCK OUT WITH YOUR NIGGER COCK OUT YELLING MUH DICK AND SHIEEEEEEEET

My aim is to have the most comprehensive account of his life of any medium.

Be sure to describe in full detail what you think butchered and cooked little boy tastes like.

Don't try to reanimate any niggers, it just makes the smell worse which draws more attention thus crippling your kill count.

I've heard human flesh tastes like pork, but a little stronger.

Fuck really another one?

You'll love it.

Because no one ever did. How fucking original. Good luck OP,

I remember reading somewhere how he was making a unified body using different pieces from various people, in a kind of necromantic ritual. Magic power.

And I don't mean how he was zombifying (or trying to) people to make them living sex slaves. This was clearly a fetish (and I mean that in the magical object sense) or corpse totem for some purpose.

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There is nothing new under the sun.

little earlly to

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Don't do any fucking dramatizations, they're always poorly executed and turn the documentary to shit. Just stick to stock footage.

A long time ago, my grandma unknowingly ate human meat. She described it as “sweet”.

Yeah, won't be doing dramatisations. The Jeffrey Dahmer Files was terrible.

I've heard this, too, and some conjecture in the Arab world that this is why Islam forbids the eating of pork, i.e. the real reason not just "cook it till it's safe is too hard" stuff.

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Fucking THIS. I cringed so hard when I watched that one Columbine documentary (can’t remember the name). And I can’t even enjoy Investigation Discovery because of the shit dramatizations.

He dindu nuffin.

Do it like this one
youtu.be/s7beNfeTWrw

try a serial killer that wasnt already covered to death.

Believe he was beat to death, user.

Try to make the audience sympathetic to him. Portray him as a good guy.
Why? Just because. Trick them into it then they'll realize they're rooting for a heartless serial killer.

This is fucking gold.

Kek. What the fuck.

I'm sure you'll 'eat' the competition alive on this documentary!

Didn't the band Macbre already do this pretty well?

>Oompa Loompa Loompidy da Jeffrey liked eating men from gay bars
>Oompa Loompa Loompidy De Jeffrey worked at the Amweiler chocolate factory
>What would you bet Jeffery guzzled down meat
>Eating a bunch of the fellows he'd meet

In a stall with a broken mop handle to be exact

>he becomes even more wacky
I had to stop. And now I'll think of this every time Robert Stack says, "a bizarre series of events."

Eat someone...

Serial killer clown.

I loved the first 3, liked the second 3, and felt bored as fuck ever since

don't