You wake up and find that you're the unquestioned supreme leader of the country above you

You wake up and find that you're the unquestioned supreme leader of the country above you.

What's your first order, or decree?

I order them to dig me up from the ground.

jus primae noctis for all yellow qts

nothing. irrelevant nation. turn it into a muslim brotherhood funding and supporting outpost I guess.

conquer the USA

Deport all Muslims

Relocate all non 75% Euros elsewhere.

Destroy all fast food places.

Captcha: Essamine McDrive.

Nuke mecca

Bomb russia by nuclear weapon.

Declaring bankrupt

this

sell the dykes for money like the swampjew that I am

invade goa and macau

2nd portuguese reich

You are Russian. Why would you want to bomb your brothers?

I announce my Imperial ambition to subjugate Finland

I announce my Imperial ambition to subjugate Finland

I announce my Imperial ambition to subjugate Finland

I announce my Imperial ambition to subjugate Finland

Ban sugar

I announce my imperial ambition to stop bullying

You're cute :^)
Come back to papa.

murder the oligarchs ruthlessly and demolish the commieblocks to build nice modern suburbs. promote russian birthrates. remove kebab. move more russians east. bolster military more

burn the constitution
nuke washington with all politicians in it

no more democrat and republican parties

remove christian influence

put emphasis on atheism

death penalty for denying evolution

death penalty for body fat % of over 30

ban weed

Repay debts to Germany

declare war on england

Give the money back to Greece

Establish a fascist regime.

Balkanise myself into 15 different countries

retake flanders

Annex North Sea with ocean reclaiming and change official language to either French or English. Dutch sounds like the Sims but with downsyndrome

apologize for trianon

Declare Hungary vassal state to Austria

>Dutch sounds like the Sims but with downsyndrome

Switch from nuclear power to coal and destroy all my nukes.

Re establish the monarchy.

Submerge New Zealand and create super dvanced civilization

make greater chile happen

I order the tacos to build a wall to keep themselves away from my better country

Fire Joe Biden, appoint Bernie Sanders as vice president, abdicate presidency. Easy

Reconquer Quebec

Give Quebec full independence.

Kill all oligarchs

Give Crimea to Russia

Genocide all wh*tes

Genocide a mest*zos

Ban all genders
No one can use anything

give everyone a free ticket for any international flight of their choosing

Gulag the bourgeoisie
Doesnt matter which country is above

Reclaim Las Malvinas while the Brits are still without fully-functional carriers, amphibious assault ships, and carrier-based aircraft.

cheeky

Make Roman Catholicism the official religion and suppress Isl*m

kek

make all the chink twinks my slave, oui oui

All Malaysian women are to exchange places with Colombian women to further the proliferation of Asian mestizo race.

Export all hot Columbia’s women go USA to breed and create a masterrace. Also give coke to the poor so they’ll kill each other off.

go back to proper classical liberal/libertarian values
new age of energy (space based solar, nuclear, geothermal) and public transportation

go back to proper classical liberal/libertarian values
new age of energy (space based solar, nuclear, geothermal) and public transportation

Rebuild the economy with cooperatives playing larger role than private companies.

Name myself Tsar

Everyone must commit suicide.