You wake up and find that you're the unquestioned supreme leader of the country above you.
What's your first order, or decree?
You wake up and find that you're the unquestioned supreme leader of the country above you.
What's your first order, or decree?
I order them to dig me up from the ground.
jus primae noctis for all yellow qts
nothing. irrelevant nation. turn it into a muslim brotherhood funding and supporting outpost I guess.
conquer the USA
Deport all Muslims
Relocate all non 75% Euros elsewhere.
Destroy all fast food places.
Captcha: Essamine McDrive.
Nuke mecca
Bomb russia by nuclear weapon.
Declaring bankrupt
this
sell the dykes for money like the swampjew that I am
invade goa and macau
2nd portuguese reich
You are Russian. Why would you want to bomb your brothers?
I announce my Imperial ambition to subjugate Finland
I announce my Imperial ambition to subjugate Finland
I announce my Imperial ambition to subjugate Finland
I announce my Imperial ambition to subjugate Finland
Ban sugar
I announce my imperial ambition to stop bullying
You're cute :^)
Come back to papa.
murder the oligarchs ruthlessly and demolish the commieblocks to build nice modern suburbs. promote russian birthrates. remove kebab. move more russians east. bolster military more
burn the constitution
nuke washington with all politicians in it
no more democrat and republican parties
remove christian influence
put emphasis on atheism
death penalty for denying evolution
death penalty for body fat % of over 30
ban weed
Repay debts to Germany
declare war on england
Give the money back to Greece
Establish a fascist regime.
Balkanise myself into 15 different countries
retake flanders
Annex North Sea with ocean reclaiming and change official language to either French or English. Dutch sounds like the Sims but with downsyndrome
apologize for trianon
Declare Hungary vassal state to Austria
>Dutch sounds like the Sims but with downsyndrome
Switch from nuclear power to coal and destroy all my nukes.
Re establish the monarchy.
Submerge New Zealand and create super dvanced civilization
make greater chile happen
I order the tacos to build a wall to keep themselves away from my better country
Fire Joe Biden, appoint Bernie Sanders as vice president, abdicate presidency. Easy
Reconquer Quebec
Give Quebec full independence.
Kill all oligarchs
Give Crimea to Russia
Genocide all wh*tes
Genocide a mest*zos
Ban all genders
No one can use anything
give everyone a free ticket for any international flight of their choosing
Gulag the bourgeoisie
Doesnt matter which country is above
Reclaim Las Malvinas while the Brits are still without fully-functional carriers, amphibious assault ships, and carrier-based aircraft.
cheeky
Make Roman Catholicism the official religion and suppress Isl*m
kek
make all the chink twinks my slave, oui oui
All Malaysian women are to exchange places with Colombian women to further the proliferation of Asian mestizo race.
Export all hot Columbia’s women go USA to breed and create a masterrace. Also give coke to the poor so they’ll kill each other off.
go back to proper classical liberal/libertarian values
new age of energy (space based solar, nuclear, geothermal) and public transportation
go back to proper classical liberal/libertarian values
new age of energy (space based solar, nuclear, geothermal) and public transportation
Rebuild the economy with cooperatives playing larger role than private companies.
Name myself Tsar
Everyone must commit suicide.