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Hello Sup Forums

Have you tried escorts? Is it worth it? I'd like to hear your experiences.

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I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

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Words of advice;
>Go big or go home
If you don't like her don't even negotiate. Pay what she ask the first time, try to negotiate if you plan on visiting her often.
>Get to know her
Don't get any feels into it, as soon as you feel something bail the fuck out.
>The bulls milk goes outta the window
If you had never met her and you got a feeling in your guts there is something off, bail out. Even if you got into a sting they can't fucking do shit, this off course applies only to Dumbfuckistan. In the rest of the civilized world you gotta feel your guts in case of a stupid pimp.
>Don't push her boundaries
Self explanatory
>Wrap your junk
Or lose it if you so much please it.
>Don't be the nasty prick that goes down on them
Another self explanatory.
>Don't overspend
Cheaper is not worse and the most expensive tend to be cold fish. You have to learn yourself whose price range are good for whom, ditch her if she ask too much.
>Don't be the rude asshole
Even if she is fugly, fat or simply not your taste don't ditch no ho' like an asshole. You are the John and she is the cunt, not the other way around.

the combination of wisdom and gibberish in the post is truly amazing

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>Have you tried escorts?
Been there, done that.
>Is it worth it?
Depends heavily on your tastes and each escort is a different fuckmachine, some of them will make you feel awesome. Some are godly beautiful but are cunts to fuck and nothing more, you might not enjoy them. All in all, it's one of those things you can't really generalize.
>I'd like to hear your experiences
Mostly good experiences;

>Be me
>Having some drinks with pals
>They have to go home and whatever
>I lag behind
>Play on the casino
>Hit big
>This luxurious bimbo comes up
>Hot as shit
>Fake ass'd tits and everything
>We go someplace
>Fuck the rabbits outta her
>Me being not experienced
>Came many times
>Shit still was cash
>Best 40 USD best spent of my life
Obviously, this wasn't in Dumbfuckinstan/USA.

Well thanks for your feedback Anons.

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Wtf is this nonsense. You don't sound like someone I'd want to know. Go see a doctor

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When the fu j did this happen!?!?

Fucked a 11/10 hooker in Kiev for 50 bucks... fap to the memories still half a year later .. well spent!

But i Think 50 bucks is max, you dont get the emotional gf Sex, its just deluxe masturbation

You pay for a deluxe "fap" and the mental Images you can use later for advanced research

tried once, was definitely a good experience overall

maybe i'm just a fucking autist but the boundaries are pretty clear and obvious, there's none of that game playing shit women do in the sense that you know exactly what's in it for both of you, and naturally when you're paying someone to fuck them it comes with a bit more control over what you do than a random one night stand

I've always wanted to but I've never found a hot one
I would pay a grand if she was way out of my league
Oddly enough my only escort encounter was at a Chilly's in Louisiana.
I was eating dinner on a work trip with a Guatemalan when two colored ladies were flirting with us so we walked over & talked a bit about hiring. I got there numbers & handed it over to Toucanseto. It's kinda crazy how much different your experiences will be when you're with immigrants regarding illegalities. I think ppl feel more comfortable around them