please let me have a top thread
>tell me what i have to do
>i am dying here
>i am autistic
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Please let me have a top thread
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I wish u luck fren
You got it buddy.
I've lurked for over 10 years, and my threads still spin down the shitter without a glance. I only make one attempt though, so clearly force-spamming is the solution.
i've force spammed in the past but it feels like cheating. i want to win just once
I got you bro, it's really easy
Just follow these steps
>make a generic "DUBS GET NUDES, TRIPS VIDEO"
>say the one in your picture is your gf/wife/whatever bullshit you come up with
>expect horny motherfuckers to come and start rolling
>don't post anything in the thread, like ever
>let people roll and start posting about how "op is a fag and won't deliver"
>R:213
>profit
I fucked up. I should have mentioned I don't want to get a top thread by just doing what everyone else does
bump, I believe in you OP
You should've mentioned that earlier.
Uhh
Just be original, bro.
Share something interesting.
Not even remotely
Bumping from page 7. You're welcome, OP.
I'm giving you a bump simply because you didn't post a wojak or a pepe. Great job, champ!
Case and point, I made this thread after yours.
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bro why would you bump with that
You're all retards, Sup Forums doesn't have upvotes or points or likes specifically because it's retarded as fuck and you shitters still try to turn everything into a god damn popularity contest you god niggers
cuz
I'm updooting this for royal pwnage!!1!
why is this getting replies...
It's destiny
bro wtf
>Mfw face when Frog poster
the real top threads are the friends we made along the way
Only time I ever got a thread up was a general discussion thread while blackout drunk and passed out about 30 minutes later
Woke up to 200+ reply count
Bump for the mong
Posting late is a good strategy just let the thread de-rail and turn into a circle jerk.
>classic meme