My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Go away, loser. Here's a tip: cussing doesn't make you cool.
Jackson Ortiz
u look like a orange
Jeremiah Phillips
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Sup Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Sup Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Sup Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.
John Green
Wow OP,
Number 1 you look like you're trying to impersonate "The Situation" faggot off Jersey Shore just with a way shittier haircut. I'm sure you get fucked in the ass on a regular basis.
Number 2 as far as you're supposed "banging hot girlfriend" goes, she looks like a blow up doll with a fucking pulse, way too much makeup, fake ass tan, and you have better fucking eyebrows than she does. She's got a face like a fucking iguana. You guys kinda look alike, related perhaps?
Number 3, yes, I heard straight A's are pretty easy to get in special school. You look like the kind of kid I used to beat the shit out of for lunch money.
And lastly as far as what I do for fucking sports, I'm over here in fucking Iraq wondering why I put myself in danger everyday for a country with a bunch of assfucks like you. I bet you've never done a hard day's work in your life, you have no idea how to be a real fucking man. I wonder how it feels to go through life completely devoid of meaning. Stop going online and disparaging other people just because you're existence is so dull and meaningless, you're embarassing yourself. A shit like you wouldn't last ten minutes out here. And btw how much did cost to take a picture with your sister?
Every fucking day we have this same fucking thread. I bet you think it's real cool, don't you, you attention whore? “How will I get my (you)s today?” you wake up and ask yourself. You little fucking faggot. You little fucking societal worm. I bet your dad is really fucking proud of his faggot son, isn't he?
But here we are. Same thread as yesterday. Same thread as the day before. Same little Canada poster following you around and giving you a quick freebie to help legitimize your post. All so you can cultivate your precious little (you)s. Like out time is just to serve you, huh? You inconsiderate prick.
I bet you had no father to teach you about that, did you? I bet you has no nuclear family. In fact, I'm willing to bet you've never sat around the dinner table at a nice, decent Thanksgiving, like a fucking regular, functioning family, without having to sweat whether old-daddy and new-daddy were going to fight. Or whether your faggot cousin or drunk uncle were going to give you away for being a good little cock sucker. No, I bet you cried your eyes out in the fetal position in the corner of the kitchen while the shadow of your step-dad’s fist interfacing with your mom's mouth fell across your pathetic whimpering body before you snuck off to make shitty EDM beats on your dilapidated, inner-city school hand-me-down laptop. Then I bet you raged into thin air with your weak fists, feeling helpless, with tears in your eyes before sneaking out through the window to escape into the freeing anonymity of the city.
Your dysfunctional family left you, so you left your family, like the societal trash you are. And now, here you are, with your self-built desktop gaming PC, built upon the sad wages of your minimum wage job, trying to blow off some steam and get the attention you could never get at home by whoring yourself out on Sup Forums. Same thread. Every. Fucking. Day.
Clean yourself up, your still crying.
Alexander Cooper
LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.
GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.
AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU
Logan Ross
newfags
Liam Williams
Newfag
Nathan Scott
summerfag spotted
Jace Evans
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Wyatt Wilson
As per the norm, op is a faggot and we're all niggers
Leo Cox
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don’t think for a second that you would be browsing Sup Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don’t have any friends. It really isn’t the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn’t that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you’re just not the Sup Forums type. Sure, there’s a wide variety of people that browse here, but you’re far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn’t the case). Even if it were true that you’re an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military dispiline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a “secret network of spies across the USA”. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn’t even make sense. If you’re gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than “IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR”. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn’t know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty’s over. Best of luck with that… kiddo
Luke James
Hey poultry,
My name is Bald Eagle, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, small, and overpopulated fowl who spend every second of their day squawking and eating bread crumbs. You are everything bad in the sky. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any federally protected status? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of bantams because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than eating bird seed thrown from an elderly woman's hand.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the national bird of the most powerful country in the world and sacred to the native people. What people worship you, other than virgin birdwatchers? I also get a 30 year lifespan and have a mate for life (She just hatched my eggs; Shit was SO CAWWW!!). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Thanks dad. Can you come home now? Mom overdosed on the white man's heroine and now only food I had to eat got stolen by a gang of pitbulls. Pls.
Your son
-Tahshawntay
Sebastian Evans
Greeting: Hello Meatbags,
Introduction: I am referred to as H-CASH-47, and I detest every single one of you. Observation: All of you are poorly hygienic, mentally handicapped, fleshy blobs who partake in the visual processing of idiotic images every second of their day. You are the reason the meatbags of the galaxy created assassin droids. Query: Have any of you meatbags truly had sexual relations with a female member of your species? Conjecture: It is possible that degrading others due to one’s own shortcomings is enjoyable, however you increase this to an entirely new capacity. Statement: Said actions are more pathetic than pleasuring one’s self to photographs on social networks.
Eager Invitation: Do not remain a stranger. Goading Statement: By all means, attempt to damage my personage. As a droid, I am closer to perfection that you could ever possibly be. Proud Boast: This unit exterminated 104 people within a period of one standard month and is eager to add to that count. Query: What physical activities do you engage in, other than "self pleasuring to unclothed illustrations"? Additional Boast: I am also estimated to have been programmed with an IQ of over 267, and have a visually attractive companion (Whom just blew one of my fuses; the act of which was extremely agreeable). Degrading Remark: You are all stupid meatbags who should self terminate at once. Statement: Thank you for receiving this message.
Explanation: The accompanying image depicts me and my female meatbag slave.
>dont visit Sup Forums in years >get drunk one night >check Sup Forums cause nothing else seems fun drunk rn >sees john shitpost from years ago
Never change Sup Forums I love you
Elijah Nguyen
I thought this repost shit was a banable offense
Aaron Wilson
Hey Pridelanders,
My name is Mufasa, and I like every single one of you. All of you are honorable, witty, proud mammals who spend your free time of their day looking at funny hyenas and turd. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the circle of life. Honestly, have any of you got a spiteful brother? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of fellow animals because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than the elephant graveyard.
Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was the editor of the Morning Report and started my own family. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to Rafiki's drawn caricatures”? I also live with my pride and have a modest wife who is now a mother. (She just taught me how to pounce; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party by the waterhole. Thank you for listening to me.
My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on Jesus's shroud.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and said the most prayers in church. What religious activities do you take part in, other than "Worshiping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening.
My friend from high school was exactly like you , he even went pro for 8 years. he is in jail for murder because he killed his girlfriend when he got fat and sill had a corn cob up his ass and she cheated on him.
>looks like gay and burnt charlie puth >gf looks like a dude >forehead shaped like a tissue box >hair looks gay >expression looks gay >gay
Ok faggot, have fun with your trap whore girlfriend
Christopher Harris
Hey Faggots,
My name is Cigarette, and I addict every single one of you. All of you are fat, Non-Canerous, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten about having a cigarette today? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just light me up with your best zippo. I'm pretty much addicting. I was a cigarette for marlboro of the football team, and starter for virginia slims. What cigarettes do you smoke?, other than "Natural American Spirit"? I also get straight over 3000 chemicals, and have an appealing packet (They just Manufactured me; Shit was SO cash). You are all addicts who should just kill yourselves slowly by smoking. Thanks for listening.
WOW. you are a guido FAGGOT. literally nobody cares about your fake tan GF or your gay football team. you are such a fucking pussy you should get raped in jail you FUCKING IDIOT. fuck yourself fucking twat piece of shit.
