Discuss Your Donuts

Discuss Your Donuts

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It's cold tonight.

my dad beats me

I liked it when my dad would fuck me. I loved him so much and I felt so close to him that it would make make me cum really hard.

I’m 22 now and he’s been dead for 11 years. I haven’t been fucked like that since.

ikr

I had an abortion when I was a senior.

I never told anybody, not even my bf. as far as I know there isn’t a single person in the world who knows other than the people I’m the clinic, and you random people.

That was 11 years ago.

To my old friends and my family I'm a quiet, introverted girl who is a huge nerd and devotes my life to my studies. But I have a double life of going to festivals and raves, and everything that comes with that. Fucking cute strangers I meet, body paint/black light and getting really fucked up sometimes. Praying those worlds always stay apart and I never meet anyone I know.

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You will get herpes or hpv soon. I would bet money on it.

lol just say you're one of those rave sluts and go

Can you even get pregnant at that age?

I am pretty confident you can.

If you are such a rave slut post tits and timestamps. I'm sure that would grab attention.

As a senior? Really you have to ask...

Maybe we're in different countries, but out here, 65 is usually past menopause.

You remind me of my daughter. Your experience can help you sniff out other family members who are into family fun. Pay attention and happy hunting. Sorry for your loss.

I'm a middle school teacher. It's absolute hell and the pay is bad.

But the one big perk is that over the last two years I've been able to fuck the mothers of eight of my students. Some of them were single moms who I think just want a young man with money, some of them were married women willing to do anything for their "precious angels" who were failing, and some of them I think just wanted a risky cheat.

I'm absolutely leaving to a better job when I can, which I know won't let this happen again, but it's a nice benefit for now. There's nothing quite like bending a milf over a trouble student's desk and then having her suck me dry because "we don't want to give [her son] a baby brother, right?"

I'm going to be 24 and I'm still a virgin. It fucks with me every day. What do I do Sup Forums?

i stole some semi-nude pics of a friends and sent the pics to other male friends of hers

I'm gonna assume they meant senior in high school. Now I could be a dumbass but I highly doubt it. You did give me a solid chuckle tho. Thanks for that user

Start online dating. You can almost accidentally get laid.

It's not that bad. I'm 32 and a virgin, though I've done everything but (mutual oral) and I'm very religious. It's a cliche, but find God, and try online dating. There are a lot of options, and there's not a much pressure when you're talking onlinee.

I went poop in the pool once, just so I'd have something to talk about. I told people I had IBS, so they'd feel sorry for me. But they were just disgusted. It was a really dumb strategy.

Different user here, one if my good childhood friends was pretty religious, in college we rented an apartment together. He didn't believe in sex before marriage which I respected. But he liked to lie about having sex with girls even though everyone knew he didn't, it was sad and pretty funny really.

My boss invited us to a barbecue at his house. I resent him (he's always micromanging me, telling stupid jokes and boring us with stories about his kids), so I took a dump and then swam in his pool without wiping. I was the first in the hot tub after dinner and I got a primo spot right by the blower. Positioned myself that I could kinda jerk off without my hands while looking around and really staring at his trophy wife (she's like 10 years younger than him and probably has fake breasts) in a bikini the whole time. I came.

Older brother and I shared a room and eventually started watching porn together and jerking. One night he suggested jerking each other so we did at the same time. I came way faster because he had a death grip on my dick and i came hard and fast. So im right handing him and he said to get up and use two hands so he can cum. So i do and a few minutes later he’s still not close, and says “put your mouth on it”..... I said no. Then he threatened to tell on me for something so I started sucking on the tip and he starts moaning and precumming a lot. It tasted kinda salty but not really bad, then he wanted to try a different position and stood up while i sat on the bed. I put my mouth on him again and he says “just suck and don’t use your hands, ill do the rest” so im sucking his tip and he grabs my head and starts fucking my mouth. I try to say stop but he keeps thrusting deep and I barely can catch my breath. After a few minutes of that he moans “im gunna fuckin cum” and pushed balls deep and came down my throat

I got 3 15 year olds pregnant in 1 year.

At work, I met this voice actress, Jennifer Tilly, who does one of the voices on Family Guy. She's really beautiful in person and she didn't know that I was staring at her breasts, and that after we shook hands, I later used that hand, unwashed, to masturbate.

I'm fucking my 47 year old mexican co-worker. Her daughter caught us one time but my coworker says she won't snitch.

Fucking her is great because she doesn't want a relationship or expects anything, we just text each other and if the time's right we meet up. She lets me cum inside of her but doesn't mind body shots or facials as long as I don't do those as often.

Funny. I’m a middle school teacher too.

7 years now. I’ve fucked at least one dad every year. It’s not my goal or anything, it just happened.

>she didn't know that I was staring at her breasts
She knew. She's used to that kind of behavior.

I was a virgin until I was 22, I'm married now. Here's my advice:
1) talk to girls. Use online dating. If you use tinder or bumble then have pictures of you with animals or other people in them. If you have pictures of you with girls in them, use those too. Then chat as much as you can. Learn what works and what doesn't. Try to come off as fun in your bio.

2) Be funny.
Women almost always rate humor as the most attractive thing in men, and this is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TRUE. A handsome dude who isn't funny and an ugly dude who can tell good jokes have equal chances of getting laid. Find something she likes, talk about it, make a few jokes, you're golden. If you're chubby say that Winter is fat dude cuddling season.

3) Hygiene and style. No cargo shorts. No running shoes. No t-shirts that say "I'm actually a super hero" or anything like that. Get a haircut. Go to Great Clips and say you want something stylish and flattering but you don't know what, they'll help. Brush, floss, mouthwash.

After that, just try to pretend to be confident, but not cocky.
And you can tell women you're a virgin. Just say that you were never rushing it or something calm like that.

*Possibly. She has large breasts, and I doubt I was the first. But she didn't say anything or make any distinctive facial expressions, so I might be in the clear.

Gay sex or not?
I think since I'm young for a teacher they are willing to jump on me. But yeah, you don't even have to try really. Especially with 100+ sets of parents, a few of them are going to try it.

ok, did they keep it?
how old are you?

Were you around their age? Did they know about the other girls?

When I was in grad school I had a department head tell me that I could be basically guaranteed a job if I gave him a blowjob. I said no.
My classmate got the job. We all know why.

pic of classmate?

In high school, my buddy and I had a crush on the same girl. She had Destiny's Child tickets and she wasn't sure which one of us she wanted to take. So I lied about getting abducted by aliens. She was really into X-Files, the paranormal, all that, and she was really gullible, so she believed me and was thrilled. I said I'd tell her the whole story if she took me to the concert. She did, and I made up a whole story and got to second and a half base with her.

Caught my mom sucking my friends dick, TWICE... neither one of them saw me either time... I would have thought it would have disgusted me, but it was the biggest turn on I’ve ever had... it was incredible to watch...

No not gay sex. Regular sex. I’m female,
And I’m not a slut either. Every guy I’ve slept with I truly liked.

Should have "busted" them and blackmailed mom for sex.

i stole a bunch of nude pics of my str8 coworker

he’s a guy just fyi

>inb4 gay

Oh that's fair.
>Every guy I’ve slept with I truly liked.
That's unfortunate. Spite is a pretty damn good aphrodisiac.

You were never going to be offered the job, he says that to every candidate, he just wants as many free BJs he can get. Doing so or not has no real affect on people's chances of being hired

The problem with that is that if you get the job you won't say shit because otherwise the job is tainted, but if you give him the blowjob and he doesn't give you the job then you'll almost certainly rat him out.

I think it was purely to see who would do it.

I’ve never slept with anybody out of spite. So I wouldn’t know.

That crossed my mind... but honestly, I just really really enjoyed seeing her do that... Both times were different and super hot...

I committed statutory rape several times in the span of 6 months.

Exactly, he just wanted to see how many BJs he could get. He already knew who was getting the position, probably the only person he didnt ask for a bj

I'm 30, female, single, and chubby. Only thing going for me is a nice face. No friends, boring personality, painfully shy, don't go anywhere. Should probably get a cat or just die. I can't even give myself the courage to slut it up on Tinder. I wish someone would just rape me.

Same girl? Or others?

got snapchat or kik for sexting?

Why did u stop? The kid learned how to say no? Good idea to stop before the toddler can talk enough to rat you out

Same boy.

what vids you play?

I got fucked by a complete stranger drunk off my ass in a toilet stall at one of the gay bars I used to hang out at. He blew his load all over my face and told me to clean up and meet him outside. Went back to his place and eventually got double-teamed by him and his roommate.

He's 15 einstein.

Nah. I want to be able to show my face (my best asset) but I don't want my image to end up on Sup Forums forever.

I'm on Sup Forums. Give details and you are getting another beating.

Good one.

>My dad beats me

Off

I might be dumb too. Not sure what you're asking.

15 months

video games, wtf do you do all day?

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Was his dick bigger yours?

i’ll show my face while nude for insurance (i have a small dick)

He's trans so he has no dick

I catfish girls into believing I work for a modeling company and get them to send nudes for cash

I work mostly. Kinda lost when I'm not working. I do happy hour sometimes with my coworkers but I go home and that's kinda it.

>boy
>No dick
pick one

so why don't you start building a dildo collection?

When I was 15 (I’m a guy) I discovered craigslist personals. I started reading through the m4m section just for fun, then eventually posted my own ads just for fun to see what guys would say to me. I would say that I was 17 in my ads and was curious to have some fun. I was/am straight, but in my relationship at the time I wasn’t getting much action and wanted to get a release. So eventually I meet up with a 45yr old guy at a mall and we hop in his car and drive to a trail. We walked down for a bit until he stopped me and forced my pants down, he started to suck my cock. It felt amazing, the best bj I’ve ever gotten, I had to try an stop him before he made me blow. He then forced me to my knees and put his cock in my mouth... I wasn’t a fan of it, didn’t like it at all. He got me back up and finished me off down his throat. After I came I had never felt so much regret in my entire life, I never wanted to do it again. I didn’t for months, then eventually met with another guy, and have done this every few months for the past 4 years.

That's... tempting. What do people use to exchange this kinda stuff? I'm pretty disengaged. Snapchat?

Both. He is a boy who used to be a girl. He has a vagina but identifies as a boy. God, get it through your thick skull.

Hmmm..So he was behind of that..

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Ok avril levine

I have a vibrator that I like. I'm craving a human touch though. I have an IUD so I can be creampied, but STDs scare me.

When I was 16-17 I would regularly meet a married man in a parking garage, he would give me $200-$500, I would blow him/jerk him off (depending on how much he gave me) and then we would part ways.
This happened for months and months until his wife discovered they were 'missing' 6 grand.

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What did you find, Alabama?

I'm into beastiality and want to get breed and get breeded, I just think it's so hot

Why do you suck so badly?

2 miscarried, 1 I convinced to have an abortion when I found out I also knocked up a 23 year old later that year.

I was a bit older, and they knew there was other girls, but not that they were pregnant.

well that sucks, i like all kinds of women, if you're pretty like you say i would probably fuck you.

can you teach how to do it pls i'm fascinated

My niece was like you. She sexually bribed me when she visited to keep her secret and spend time with my dogs.

Hit on my any of the teen girls?

I suck pretty good, just ask your dad ;)

Nah. Not worth it, and they're really fucking awful too. I see them at their worst, and I know that the second I did anything it would be spread to everywhere.

Managed to pretty much blackmail my way into a 15 year old. Helped pin someone else for a friend of mine.

Thanks, that means a lot.

wdym ?

Ill happily rape you.

"Go to Great Clips"...fuck that noize. NEVER get a haircut that costs less than $40

Did you ever watch? What are your thoughts?

wish there was another way we could chat.

newsflash, fucking your students parents makes you a slut

Just learned that my childhood girl best friend fucked my childhood girlfriend and now I'm gonna have one hell of a fap