How do I, a 28 year old loser that lives with his parents and still in community college, with no job, get a girlfriend?

How do I, a 28 year old loser that lives with his parents and still in community college, with no job, get a girlfriend?

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I'll bite. Why do you want a gf?

Online dating. Even fat people with poor hygene in your situation will find people that way.

Go out more and get off Sup Forums

buddy girlfriend should be least of your concerns right now. You need to fix yourself. I'm the same age as you, making over 6 figures, already bought one home and sold it for a profit, and am working on starting a business. You need to get your shit in gear before you start chasing pussy.

Baseball bat.
Rohypnol.
Gang-rape crew.
Your choice.

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just go out, you will find one. A cute one? I doubt it but one fore sure

At the work place.
Not school, camwhores romp you if you cant and if you do they break your concentration and break up existing and current relationships.

Maybe a website friend over long term fieldings and like a break from eating bad might attract a certain level of sophistication. Women enjoy talking while eating. If you lack money, though, it's to the brink on all this, stressful situations and lower anxiety than you can really chew a month of talking over (since you're broke and her paycheck will remind her of that).

Sex, the off chance to spend my pathetic life with a woman who loves me

nope

I did that. Nothing but whores out there.

I am fixing myself. I'm going to be halfway through a computer science degree in 2020, at 28. I am a complete failure by any measurement of any standard.

I've seen 40 years old people just starting medical school. You can only measure failure at the end of your life. Stop being a cry baby and get your shit together, have dreams and achieve them that's it.

So inspirational


;_;

Not be fat

You'll find your girlfriend while you pursue your goals, focusing on getting a girl seems counter productive to me

If I were in your shoes I'd just focus on that. Get all your shit in order and the caliber of woman you will attract will be much higher than where you are presently. Having that sort of negative self talk isn't going to help you in the pussy department either. You need to make the changes on the outside (i.e. continue going to school, graduate, land your first big boy job) to help build your self confidence and change how you view yourself.

This.
Everyone takes life at a different pace. Don't beat yourself up for taking it a little slower. Work on your passions and who you are and you'll find a gf. It's important to remember that you gotta be able to bring something to the relationship as much as you get to receive. If you don't think you can bring anything physical/financial/etc than realize the girls you'll date will be emotional parasites or disasters and what you'll inadvertently offer in the relationship is emotional stability. Which you shouldn't do.

Fix your situation and the gf will come along

OP, this thread's probably going to go on forever with a lot of circle jerking. I'll cut to the chase: you want a gf because you think it'll "complete" you or otherwise solve your bullshit problems. You're probably setting yourself up for failure.

You need to work on yourself. You need to improve yourself first. You need to have productive goals and strive towards them -- achieving some of them, failing at some of them but learning from that failure. If that sound daunting or unappealing to you, then THAT's the problem, not your lack of a girlfriend.

bruh my man gonna be 50 by the time he gets out of there lmao its a bit late to do much

>a bit late to do much
How old are you and what have you done?

18, nothing much. I did highschool lmao

Honestly not trying to shit on you. Keep up the good work.

Thanks man, im just kidding around. Id respect the shit out of a 40 years old man going to medical school.

Keep doing good too brother

Being in school is just that. Work then should be natural. Do those, just no more going out, and then tell a girl you want to talk to that you work but you would like to take her out. If she's fathful, you have a gf. Life is just work, sleep, eat and girlfriend after you realize that you, like with school and work, eventually have to marry. Or you are just attractive and she is also missing that part.

Your view on life is quite sad actually but I do agree that life is just work. Society is a curse and a blessing.

I would disagree with both of you, then. Life is like a sandbox game. You play based on what matters to you. YOU decide what missions to take and which ones to ignore. If you want to build up your stats, you do that. If you want to go for a ton of money, you do that. If you want to rob banks, you do that. Of course there's consequences for your actions. Play it safe or play it wild or something in between. Regardless, it's up to you.

You're fired. Final.

Also, this is what he needs to know before you drag him out of his slumber into more porn. We don't sell porn here. You post your favorites if you must.

I pay the circuit that pays you. You were just fired. Let them know or you owe me more than that later.

We're here to help eachother, not make eachother's lives worse. This is b for bulletin, hello I need you to know this, not d is backwards for b in random. Retard.

Yoi're fired too. We don't rp all over their lives cause someone on 9gag lmaoed at your life.

What do you have to offer?
Are you funny?
Do you have any interesting hobbies?
Are you good looking?

What are your negatives?
Are you racist?
Are you misogynist?
Are you a narcissist?
Are you need/possessive?
Are you boring?
Do you lack initiative?

Why do you want to be in a relationship?

Nice LARP faggot

people will tell you it isn't hard, and yeah in theory it really isn't
I'm 2/10 in looks and atleast 3/10 in personality and yet I still get to talk to chicks
problem is I can't ask serious questions, I hit the wall and immediately drop spaghetti
if somebody asksk me what my favourite food is I panic and say the blackened underside of a pizza
I don't ask serious questions, they make me nervous
sure a lot of chicks will get turned off by your lifestyle but there are pretty desperate ones out there
if you are too serious they'll see you as stiff and boring and if you are too fucked in the head like me they eventually figure theres no reason to get involved with a nutjob like nyself
I dunno man how to help you, I'm trying to give you some perspective, remember that not all males in population can get laid when theres selection in breeding, I'd suggest you start early with high end sex toys and give your soul to masturbation since not everyone is for everything and some people just aren't supposed to live with others

Why don't you join a union? They pay you while being trained. Plus there's temp agencies in any town/city that can get you a job in a day so don't bitch about not having a job because you're a picky faggot.

I'm really trying to parse out what the hell you're trying to say and I can't do it. You win?

If you are having trouble talking to females just remember they aren't human just pull out your cock and stick it up their bootyhole

Asked an answered. Read the god damn thread you lazy fuck.

You are going to need to either have a job or be charismatic. Beyond that lower your standards. If you don't have money, looks, or game you are going to have to fuck fat chicks. Don't get mad at me i didn't make the rules. Also you are going to have to be the one the ask and prepare to hear no a lot.

nigga you good?

>b is for bulletin
lmao no it isn't, it's for some random nip phrase/word just like every other board on this shithole
m00t was a weeb and never forget this is an anime site

Motherfucker you need to put JESUS in your life first then you get the pussy

Fake an injury complain about chronic pain get some chick Hooked to OxyContin #floridaman here

look up real social dynamics. although I don't suggest purchasing anything they have decent tips on stuff. I've used it to change my life and I've never been happier.

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losers date losers more often than not. if you get a gf with her shit together she will resent that you dont have your shit together, eventually.

get your life in order and the gf(s) will come.

>Nothing but whores

That's like going to a used car dealership with 300 dollars and complaining about the options

Get a part time job somewhere with a lot of women. For Example a grocery store.

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You probably don't want an answer, just trying to mock me somehow. Who would ask that anyway...

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Nice tips user, have you tried it? Do those work out well?

By killing yourself and hoping theres an afterlife where you do better.

Get a life and grow up, loser.

i guess beggars can be choosers.

> Nothing but whores out there

Look who's talking. A beggar with a choice

You don't.

For the record, racist isn't a negative. My all time best girlfriend was ridiculously racist. She was obsessed with hitler, had a tight cunt and nice tits, and did all kinds of kinky stuff, like filming her taking a shit (which I asked for).