Things you can say about your food but not your girlfriend

Things you can say about your food but not your girlfriend.
Things you can say about your food but not your girlfriend.

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That fish smells good.

This tastes like shit

why are you eating out her ass?

I am not chinese but god damn this pussy tastes good.

No thanks, I'm stuffed already

This things way too fucking salty

I said girlfriend not boyfriend

You sure this is supposed to be cold?

Why yes, yes I am

LUCKY. I miss eating ass the most

This is too fatty, bring me another one.

HA

Smells like farts

>My food actually exists.

Point still stands

Pretty sure I asked for no cheese

>he doesn't like cheese

I actually have food.

Smells yeasty.
Can you guys all smell the yeast in this?
Disgusting.

I’ll have my burger stacked and saucy

when did you pull the meat out?

oh, good. it's covered in sauce.

What if my food is PUSSY

I love to beat this up before eating it

After I cum in you, I'm gonna eat you

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Does anyone else want a piece of this?

Anyone?

This is fucking expensive for what it is.
And clearly zero fucks given on presentation.
Disappointing in so many ways.

This is the classiest response so far. Can anyone out shine this user?

Huh, there's a higher fat content in this than there used to be

I can't eat this.

THIS IS PLAIN YOGURT

What a waste of money.

Cool, an extra nugget.

This is cold.

This doesn't smell fresh.

I don't mind sharing my left overs.

I'm about to toss this salad

This side's done.

There's already sausage inside.

Aint nothing but fat on that bone

Smells burnt.

I am going to have sexual relations with this hamburger.

Well I’ve had enough of this.
Does anyone else want this?
No? Ok I’m giving it to that group of homeless men over there then.

I am a good person.

It’s even worse than it looks.

Screw this kosher shit.
Should have gone in the oven.

... how did this pun get sandbagged?

Oh god, it tastes worse then it smells!!!

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Is this Mexican, because it burns my lips when I eat it?

It’s Korean actually.
I bought it online and had a friend bring it back for me.

I'm looking for a big butt with alot of fat in it.

wrap the the sausage before you put it back in.

This one's past it's use by date.

I’ll let it ripen

Wow. I didn't know you could buy a sausage this big! Especially in Thailand.

I added a fuck ton of drugs to make it fun.

This has nutritional value

I can't put my dick in this!

which bag has a six-pack?

I don't want it burnt.

I killed it myself.

It's better without the bone.

Nice.