YOU FUCKING GAYLORDS TRICKED ME INTO WATCHING JOHN WICK

YOU FUCKING GAYLORDS TRICKED ME INTO WATCHING JOHN WICK

currently 16 minutes into the movie and it's clown fiesta

what is this meme? it's not a funny one that's for sure

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the 2nd one is MUCH better
wayy more stuff about the mystical global network of gun-kata-illuminati

> the 2nd one is MUCH better
so you're now tricking me to watch ANOTHER clown fiesta after this one?

also, how fucking difficult it is to make sure proper Russian is spoken? how fucking difficult it is to literally find a Russian native in USA to proofread and alter whatever sounds unnatural and downright ridiculous? IN OUR DAY AND TIME WHY WH YWHW YHW YWH YWHWY HWY DHIKLDFKGAS FGf

it's literally like going out and shouting 'who speaks russian and wants 400$ for a day's work?'

anyway, if you approach it as somewhat half-ironic comedy or a videogame made a movie or something it's good

t. 36 minutes into the movie

Butthurt Russian detected. Go watch Hardcore Henry.

>wahhh this movie is fun i hate it

> Butthurt Russian
miss
> Hardcore Henry.
dropped after 25-35 minutes, and even that I forced myself to watch, it's shit

L O W
T E S T

>dropped hardcore Henry half an hour in
Good taste user. I watched it all the way through, big regret.

Chill out my man.
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you just convinced me not to watch this shit

You faggets can't appreciate good kino

It's the same kind of movie as taken, just another retired ding dong who's too old for this shit goes around flipping everyone's pizza

yeah, op here, I changed my mind completely as evidenced by this post already
it should've began that whole comic book words on screen stylish aesthetic much much sooner. the beginning with
>;_; m-muh wife m-muh feelings

was fucking laughable and so low quality, like some movie broadcasted on tv channels nobody heard about. should've handled it like in max payne or something, or better yet LEAVE IT FOR THE FUCKING VIEWER TO FIGURE OUT AND CONNECT THE (very scarcely placed and innocuous) PIECES

havent seen taken, that clown neeson is less believable to be
>le epic retired shooting killer man
than fucking rowen atkinson (mr. bean for you baka gaijins)

I agree that John Wick is overrated as an action movie. The action scenes were stilted, Keanu was a bit creaky, and the overall story was mediocre.

careful, if you actually enjoy this movie it means your iq is 80 or less

my iq is 265, so it's fine I guess

John Wick really is shit. It tries too hard to be a John Woo film but fails really hard at it. Also, Willem Dafoe saves Keanu Reeves like 3 times in the movie debunking that John Wick is supposed to be "legendary" killer when apparently he's not.

> It tries too hard to be a John Woo film
I dont think so, completely different 'aesthetics' and ideas and whatnot

They have the same name though

Bane?

>actual original, non-adapted world
>great choreography
>great cinematogrphy

It's not going to elevate your mind, it's just kino action and fun world-building.

what purpose did the BURNING DOWN THE VAULT serve? asshole move and no point either

yeah, it's pretty good actually