What's her endgame?

What's her endgame?

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mating with Barron to create the True God Emperor Autist

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKCdV20zLMs

>8:04
>big bird
>for me

>hehehe
>big guy

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Arranging toys by size.

HOLY

>not cutting to Bane after she says, "Big Bird"

needs more work user

I made you a thing Sup Forums

youtu.be/ljbwJhWxDIQ

>it aint me starts playing

the asian guy probably reminded her of the vietcong

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I don't know what I was expecting, but she is a charming new character. This is gonna sound dumb, but the special ed kids really bothered me growing up. If I had grown up with an autistic sesame street muppet, maybe they wouldn't have thrown me off so much.

>Big Bird: Sure we can ALLL be friends
>Julia:...........
>Big Bird: Julia?

>Big Bird: It's such a shame that the US government had no prior knowledge of 9/11
>Julia:...........
>Big Bird: Julia?

>It's a "Julia screams for over 8 minutes as loud and as hard as she can until she tears her vocal cords and starts choking up blood" episode

>Big Bird: Grouch, keep that jet fuel away from your steel garbage can, you don't want it to melt.
>Julia: .....
>Big Bird: Julia?

Big Bird sounds like shit

What happened?

Keep the OC up

its the same VA. he's in his 80s now

really? what a fucking trooper

>PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY

What did she mean by this?

>it's a Julia tries to kill herself after failing to get repeated digits episode

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kek perfect

Nope.
Special ed kids scare you because they remind you of everything you are not: an animal.

Kek
Would be cool if you could edit a helmet and blood on her face when it turns to black and white.

In first grade we had a full retard kid in our class but everybody liked him. Kids are easy to get along with. And when I say "full retard" I mean full retard. Wheelchair. Yelling some watchword repeatedly - I can't even remember it anymore, some kind of food I think. Wildly flailing arms. The works. Later on, I would grow to be disconcerted by the mentally handicapped as I aged and matured. I don't want to be near them and certainly not to let them touch me, if I am being totally honest.

I think that it is easier for children to look past unusual behavior and see a human. Or at least, it was that way for me.

Old guy was kiddy diddling.

(ONE)
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

To be less annoying than Elmo

I know that sounded really cool in your head, but user said "bothered" and "thrown me off."

They're not scary. They're just fucking annoying. Bothersome.

>It's a "Julia doesn't want to go to school so she runs into oncoming traffic." Episode

There are many meanings of the word scared; I obviously didn't mean terrified.

Is this an autistic Muppet?

what a time to be alive

how do you portray an autist to a child in a non offensive but also non-stereotypical way? not to mention the their isn't just one type of autism

We had a retard in my school, year below me. Or grade I guess if you're yanks. Anyway, this guy had a tard wrangler and she often disappeared or had to deal with other shit. He used to regularly attack us and then if we defended ourselves, run off to tard wrangler and hug her and go "DEY WERE BEING HOWWIBLE TO MEH :((". Anyway one day tard wrangler attacked us super hard, spitting on us, kicking us, biting us, scratching us and we had enough and went and told the tard wrangler. He did his usual bollocks. Thought that was end of it.

Then when we go to class, we (my group and I) get called outside to talk about how we're not to do anything to the poor defenceless retard. Despite us telling them we didn't do shit, they believe tard wrangler and tard.

tl;dr special ed kids in the mid 90's were considered untouchable; now they're basically their own little Gods.

jej

>question everything

Why?

i don't understand the "ahhh ambulances scare me" variety

i actually tried to pick up an autistic girl once, it was incredibly painful and it took me way too long (2 dates) to realize it was going nowhere.

Holy shit I've never seen this response before! ROFLMAO I'm posting this on r/Sup Forums!

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It wouldn't work anymore because every child in school has a smartphone

Poor little retard would be locked up for assault on a minor

>dated an autistic girl.
Story time.

Kek

well done, but don't use the phrase (or variations thereof) "I made/did a thing", it signifies a lack of confidence in what you have made.

there is no story to tell. she was a coworker. i thought she was cute, she had huge tits and she was obviously socially awkward. i invited her to see avengers 2. she got really weirdly emotional over nick fury (not) dying. this was the first red flag.

sometime after this i invited her to my place to watch frozen. on some level i knew this was her speed and i was correct, she already knew the cast recording by heart, go figure.

after two good dates i was ready to give her some smooches but she was having none of that. i had an early lunch with her a couple days later and probed whether she was a virgin or wanted a boyfriend and it was really stressful and awkward for her.

so i gave up, gave her a gift card for a birthday she had soon after that. left that job shortly after for unrelated reasons.

not easy conquests by any means

stacking blocks descending from largest to smallest while also categorizing them by colors

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>tfw i like to keep the bills in my wallet sorted smallest-to-largest with all facing the same way
>i get extremely triggered when people hand me wadded up money

>tfw I need to get a girl for life before ending college or else my dates will be as cringy as those

I miss tard wrangler stories on Sup Forums back in the day

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what's your sonic recolor called?

i don't have one

i do have two cats i converse with, sometimes at length.

It doesn't matter who we are...
what matters is our disability!

you're probably in the clear then

>baneposting is supported even by Sesame Street

What a time to be alive!

Wunderbar.

>autistic muppet
What's next? Black muppet?!

Make way for the OG sperg on the street

youtube.com/watch?v=dSVEKSdnvLk

wtf i love autism now

My video editing skills are shit so I wasn't sure if people would like it

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Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=9eXlNn-C8BY

>inb4 gay/trans muppet

>it's a sesame street decides to produce propaganda to produce a new generation of pseudo-autists

Meh, whatever. I was raised by people with mental disorders. It rubs off on you but you're also normal. Actually, I think I understand people's emotions a great great deal better than the average person.

>implying gay muppet doesn't exist already

The sad part about the wheelchair flailers is that they aren't mentally handicapped, it's almost entirely a physical disability. They're basically imprisoned in a retard body and honestly it's kind of terrifying

I think it's good that Sesame Street is teaching kids about how autists are something they're gonna have to fuckin deal with sooner or later

It would've been worse if they had an autistic character and she acted totally normal and said, "See look disabled fuckers are just like you"

Kids NEED to be ARMED with the knowledge that they gotta treat autists just the right way or they're gonna go fuckin screw loose

>Kids NEED to be ARMED
this made me fucking kek

I don't mean with anything dangerous but a 9mm or something without much recoil

What?

You just descibed my GF.

Guys... have i bee dating an undiagnosed autist for almost five years?

I though she was just shy.

We are moving in together oh god.

If you banepost in Sesame Street do you banepost in real life?

ask her to go get checked

Does she Banepost?

Sounds like an aspie, a real autist wouldnt be able to function in society like that. Aspies are pretty normal but got reservations about sex and intimacy most obviously, they aren't just going to let you fuck them after 2 dates

t. Gf is an aspie.

Which person is baneposting? Answer carefully and consider your options fully.
A) The voice actress
B) The puppeteer
C) The writer
D) Some combination of the above

Needed more focus on Allen, shop his face into the photos. Still pretty good though, 9/10, I smirked

That's because they'll fucking kill you. At my school the retards would often freak out and attack their handlers...it's nuts.

Girls can be pretty shy, why do you think she might be autistic?

i believe C) is /OURGUY/

yeah, the main symptoms of being an aspie is being reserved about sex/intimacy

Just getting the broad concepts should be enough - sensory issues, concentration issues, social issues, etc. Which they did. Those are the issues that kids need to be considerate of anyway, and that's a good starting point for understanding - with the overt differences.

I only get mad when people don't hand me the money at my job, like I have to so I expect the same.

>don't parade your private pleasures down the street
>haha what an aspie

Like damn, why do some people care so much about what others think? I don't need anyone else's approval of what pornography I peruse because I keep it locked in a safe.

Sucking Elmo's d*CK!

Where did i say they were the main symptons you faggot, they're just the most relevant and an easy red flag.

-strange hand movements
-dislike of eye contact
-slurred speech or signs of difficulty speaking clearly

are the shit you gotta keep an eye out for.

nice

gona ask again

does anyone have a recording of the time elmo was on a radio show and a little girl called in and asked if elmo had a penis?

i think it was on australia's triple j radio. their archive only has the interview with elmo but not the part where they had people call in

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Normalise autism.

Do we put these kinds of kids in a "positive light" so the parents don't kill themselves for being stuck with them?

is this the archive you checked?
abc.net.au/triplej/media/s3543734.htm

yeah
i dont think cookie monster was there. elmo was on 3 years before in 2010 but the audio for that show isnt loading for me
abc.net.au/triplej/media/s2962160.htm

nah i said that to her once jokingly when we were watching card captor sakura (she said i had to watch it cos i had never heard of it) and she went on a hour long explanation of the magic beings in it. She just laughed but now i look back an think it was a nervous laugh...

not as far as i know but she loves her meme videos and i put them on for her if she seems to have no desire for a film.

WHOA is that why maybe? i mean i keep fit and am quite a sexual deviant and from other relationships it wasnt this difficult. She's getting better though. never underestimate the power a good dicking can have over a woman i guess, aspie or not?

Never gotten a blowbob though, how to get a blowjob from aspie qt's?

she is shy but more general shit she does too. like her collection of stuffed animals i had to bring from her parents (like literally a three trunks full!) She gets panic attacks over the most random shit too. Gets all red and cries.

youtu.be/ddy6xh-qigI