ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.
>Fat shirtless firebreather.
ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.
>Fat shirtless firebreather.
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Karnov
Too easy.
Dance Dance Karnov!
> Steal drugs from cats and yell at lizards
1.
>shoot arrows at the ground
>it catches fire
2.
>take drugs and jump sideways (mario jumps forwards)
3.
>collect stones to grow older
Karnov.
Turns out, it was all a dream.
3 is ocarina of time. 1 sounds familiar but i can't remember it
> Wreck the shit out of your dad's house and then do it again upside down.
SOTN
hint: its not actually the ground, it just looks that way
>war
>war everywhere
>you get a war
>you get a war
>and you get a war
>grass armor
>literary gods
>Based off a True Story*
>*artistic liberties included
My niggas
You're in the mafia.
>beat up a guy because he had shitty memes
> Kill a tank with a spear
> Sleep in the Arctic for hundreds of years
> Communism is best
Mafia?
Asura
Far Cry Primal :^)
> You are a prince
> You live in Persia
Command and Conquer
>teenage girl hunts down her old friends and fiance out of revenge.
>defeats a bear on a fist fight along the way
Bionic Commando
Solve a riddle, go on to the next level.
lego harry potter
>edgy game almost destroyed the franchise
>mocked the fans
>not in a million years
>new installment has nothing to do with said game and revived the franchise
Not Mafia. But, also released on the PS2
Dmc
MGR?
too easy, uh?
>escape from the matrix on the first game
>All your friends die in the second game
I was thinking Civilization, but these are also good answers.
Sounds like Lollipop Chainsaw, but I never played it.
Nope, it's a ps2 game.
skyrim
>See a key
>Just know that when you pick it up a wall is going to open and monsters will pour out
>Ready your shotgun
Doom
Ninja Gaiden
> Kill the devil
> Become the devil
> Travel east
> Get farmed for loot
I fucking lost my shit
Yep
>stone robots good
>Bad weather
>Stone robots bad
>Attackontitan.exe
>Get to the tree
>"You have been chosen"
>GimmeYurArm.png
>Run around the world to destroy fog machines
Mega Man?
Diablo 2 son
Star ocean?
Nope, PS1 game only
>Expand as fast as possible because time and money matters
>"your out of money boi"
Nah
Xcom
Nope
.hack//?
>skinny wormguy and yellow blobdude searching for elevators
> Be short
> Be impossible to kill
> Win every match
>Cosplayers start fighting over a immortal cyborg's water stopper
Toe Jam and Earl
no
N64 goldeneye playing as oddjob
dammit I knew I made it too easy
Soul Calibur 4 yoda edition
jjba heritage for the future?
Or maybe some other fighting game
Mods, please purge thread.
Agreed, a trap thread died for this.
civilization
>mods help there isnt black cock in this thread!
Correct. The Yoda answer was good, too.
> Be mayor
> Beat the shit out of your constituents with a lead pipe
>A small pile of rubble blocks the way in the forest
>So rather than climb over it, the character kills four of the most powerful beings in existence.
Sounds like Pokemon, or really any old school point and click adventure game.
No it was starcraft lol
>wake up from a long ass nap
>shits fucked yo
>go for a toodle
>find dumbass friend
>go on adventures with dumbass friend
>beat up the locals
>get money
>big robot niggas appear
>big robot niggas start fighting little robot niggas
>lizard bear?
>go to some foggy shithole
>more little robot niggas
>go to some touristy shithole
>become king
>go home
>where's my fuckin son lel
Digital Devil Saga 1 and 2
you don't kill anything in pokemon tho
Fallout 4
Yee
Correct
90% of the time, you're using x-ray vision.
Godfather ps2
Portal
Batman: Arkham games?
>sad engineer looks for girlfriend in space
God of war
Nicole is dead
Dead Space
Yes
Ding ding
Just dreams my boy
Purged. ETA 20min.
>sell dope
>get rich
>die tryin to score
Fight an Eagle, Penguin, Beetle, Octopus, Monkey, Elephant, Lizard, and an Armadillo.
>RED PACMAN
Pokémon Gold/Silver
Nope
MegaMan x
Correct
Kill bill
You're as perv trying to get laid
Tekken
Leisure Suit Larry
Not a fighting game
> Kill a movie star
> Kill a special agent
> Get bored
> Destroy the world
> Have a nice day
>Beginning of game: Try to fit in with your new classmates in your new school
>End of game: Kill God
Tomb raider
It was the never in a million years clue.
> It's no use!
Cyborg doing the bidding of your jewish overlords