ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess

ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.

>Fat shirtless firebreather.

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Karnov
Too easy.

Dance Dance Karnov!

> Steal drugs from cats and yell at lizards

1.
>shoot arrows at the ground
>it catches fire

2.
>take drugs and jump sideways (mario jumps forwards)

3.
>collect stones to grow older

Karnov.

Turns out, it was all a dream.

3 is ocarina of time. 1 sounds familiar but i can't remember it

> Wreck the shit out of your dad's house and then do it again upside down.

SOTN

hint: its not actually the ground, it just looks that way

>war
>war everywhere
>you get a war
>you get a war
>and you get a war
>grass armor
>literary gods
>Based off a True Story*
>*artistic liberties included

My niggas

You're in the mafia.

>beat up a guy because he had shitty memes

> Kill a tank with a spear
> Sleep in the Arctic for hundreds of years
> Communism is best

Mafia?

Asura

Far Cry Primal :^)

> You are a prince
> You live in Persia

Command and Conquer

>teenage girl hunts down her old friends and fiance out of revenge.
>defeats a bear on a fist fight along the way

Bionic Commando

Solve a riddle, go on to the next level.

lego harry potter

>edgy game almost destroyed the franchise
>mocked the fans
>not in a million years
>new installment has nothing to do with said game and revived the franchise

Not Mafia. But, also released on the PS2

Dmc

MGR?

too easy, uh?

>escape from the matrix on the first game
>All your friends die in the second game

I was thinking Civilization, but these are also good answers.

Sounds like Lollipop Chainsaw, but I never played it.

Nope, it's a ps2 game.

skyrim

>See a key
>Just know that when you pick it up a wall is going to open and monsters will pour out
>Ready your shotgun

Doom

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Ninja Gaiden

> Kill the devil
> Become the devil
> Travel east
> Get farmed for loot

I fucking lost my shit

Yep

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>stone robots good
>Bad weather
>Stone robots bad
>Attackontitan.exe
>Get to the tree
>"You have been chosen"
>GimmeYurArm.png
>Run around the world to destroy fog machines

Mega Man?

Diablo 2 son

Star ocean?

Nope, PS1 game only

>Expand as fast as possible because time and money matters
>"your out of money boi"

Nah

Xcom

Nope

.hack//?

>skinny wormguy and yellow blobdude searching for elevators

> Be short
> Be impossible to kill
> Win every match

>Cosplayers start fighting over a immortal cyborg's water stopper

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Toe Jam and Earl

no

N64 goldeneye playing as oddjob

dammit I knew I made it too easy

Soul Calibur 4 yoda edition

jjba heritage for the future?
Or maybe some other fighting game

Mods, please purge thread.

Agreed, a trap thread died for this.

civilization

>mods help there isnt black cock in this thread!

Correct. The Yoda answer was good, too.

> Be mayor
> Beat the shit out of your constituents with a lead pipe

>A small pile of rubble blocks the way in the forest
>So rather than climb over it, the character kills four of the most powerful beings in existence.

Sounds like Pokemon, or really any old school point and click adventure game.

No it was starcraft lol

>wake up from a long ass nap
>shits fucked yo
>go for a toodle
>find dumbass friend
>go on adventures with dumbass friend
>beat up the locals
>get money
>big robot niggas appear
>big robot niggas start fighting little robot niggas
>lizard bear?
>go to some foggy shithole
>more little robot niggas
>go to some touristy shithole
>become king
>go home
>where's my fuckin son lel

Digital Devil Saga 1 and 2

you don't kill anything in pokemon tho

Fallout 4
Yee

Correct

90% of the time, you're using x-ray vision.

Godfather ps2

Portal

Batman: Arkham games?

>sad engineer looks for girlfriend in space

God of war

Nicole is dead

Dead Space

Yes

Ding ding

Just dreams my boy

Purged. ETA 20min.

>sell dope
>get rich
>die tryin to score

Fight an Eagle, Penguin, Beetle, Octopus, Monkey, Elephant, Lizard, and an Armadillo.

>RED PACMAN

Pokémon Gold/Silver

Nope

MegaMan x

Correct

Kill bill

You're as perv trying to get laid

Tekken

Leisure Suit Larry

Not a fighting game

> Kill a movie star
> Kill a special agent
> Get bored
> Destroy the world
> Have a nice day

>Beginning of game: Try to fit in with your new classmates in your new school

>End of game: Kill God

Tomb raider

It was the never in a million years clue.

> It's no use!

Cyborg doing the bidding of your jewish overlords