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me on the left edition

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thought this would end with rape
disappointed and sad

erm....

She's turned on by pain.. Kinda hot

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PINEAPPLE AND CHEDDAR CHEESE ON A STICK

makes me want to watch that porn where two girls wrestle and the winner fucks the other with a strapon. Haven't watched those in years

oh shit, I forgot to administer the FAG-POO-69
too late now

I really, really like this image. Mind if I save it?

haha i quite like those :)

umm..wtf

It's Phenomenon.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenomenon_(film)

Go right ahead, it's all yours.

The nu-oligarchy

so it is, I was thinking of this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenomena_(film)

Hello there. How is life in Britain?

s'cool

do dooo dododo

The Sad people
They're right behind you

Psshhh

All yankposters are niggers

I want to fuck all of Emma Watson's holes.

But you are American, aren't you?

nothing gets past the oriental

you don't know that

hi yes it is ok what about 'japan'

just realised that ive never had a girlfriend or sex or even a proper kiss
bit weird that

triumvirate

>tfw you realise the wrong side won ww2

Tfw you realise two nukes werent enough

opinions?

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they were too much
japan is a pale shadow of it's pre-1945 self

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God I wish that were me

hmm. It depends on which country you are living in. Japanese expats in China say life in China is much better, fulfilling and energetic and they feel lifeless when they return to Japan.

Right. US and UK are like brothers.

I sometimes have strong urge to move to the west. I often imagine if I were born as Westerner. The individualism of western people attract me. Maybe it's just typical case of "grass looks greener on the other side of the fence" though.

Currently eating two eggs placed between two pieces of grilled cheese.

Ordering a large bondi meal and spicy bolas from Oporto, anyone want anything?

>japan is a pale shadow of it's pre-1945 self
Good.

wait are you actually a real japanese person?

Kangaroo steak please.

not sure what to do when a Japanese flag shows up and its not a proxy

might just sound the alarm and evacuate the thread

Learn the menu, English teacher

bf for cuddles

Of course I am.

got as low as 28C in the evening last weekend.

send help

just watched rattatoille
that jew broad does look a lot like the animated french chef

Pigs are always capitalist

yeah great
now communist china has eclipsed it in economic power, north korea makes the entire region a hotbed of tension and south korea pumps out kpop while the japs kill themselves en masse
what a great improvement

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

My two uncles are going to Thailand in two weeks, they're both in their 60's with Thai """girlfriends"""

climate change btfo

>28c
>cold

ah yes

grim

chink

japlad i was wondering, i've been told your government is pursuing automatisation to try to avoid the mass immigration suicide, is that true?

turbo `

It's it morally acceptable to execute people who call each other 'sir' on the internet?

uncalled for

Actually it is a massive improvement over japanese hedgemony in the region. Both from a humanitarian and economic perspective. You do realize that the Japanese werent human right?

Fin.

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Finn

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Yeah I'll have uhh
hmmm

oh shi-

please fucking help me lads.

the 'rents forced me to get a shitty retail job over a month ago and i dread it every second of every day, my mental state has nose dived further than i ever thought possible. had my gun in my mouth again but couldnt bring myself to pull the trigger because i convinced myself(yet again) that "living is better than death, its totally gonna get better!". i cant stand the thought of spending another 45 hours of my week doing this, i SUGGESTED to the 'rents that i might try and get my hours reduced and they went into a full blown meltdown.

parents are oldfags who value money and nothing else, i've got a 8 hour shift in 5 hours and ive yet to sleep. i might try and see a shrink and get put on disability for "muh depression" and just leech off the state while paying the 'rents rent.

NEED NEED NEED some help lads xx

This is the ideal temperature. Prove me wrong.

You must be more motivated than ever to look for some less human-interactive work

You're mistaking laziness for depression. Very common among numales.

alri cistoria

this isn't the place to get psychological help mate

WRONG

nigger

wdhmbt
>le "just man up xD"
fuck off back to png so i can filter you again.
wrong, i've gotten MUCH advice from /brit/ in the past

I've never heard of that. The executives of industrial association have preferred and will prefer to use low waged human labourers to gain profit rather than using budgets for developing robotics technology. They are accepting a lot of immigrants now.

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gf letting her hair down (LOL)

factually incorrect

>why yes I am american

youtu.be/saM0H_nr56M

creasing

hot

clean your room

is this what the british call "english"?
youtu.be/KZgjdQwuUb8

It would drive me nuts having my head be that heavy with it always in my face.

>45 hours per week

what the fuck is wrong with americans

it doesn't grow in a single day

what a shame
well at least i'll die before every country is thoroughly ruined

that's mesmerizing

is this not common there?

I never said that. I said you are so used to being a lazy sack of shit you need to blame it on anything else. You even attack your parents, claiming they value money over everything while you expect a free ride through life.

If you can't fend for yourself at what I assume is well over the age of 18 then you should just kill yourself because you're a drain on everyone around you and society as a whole. People like you who don't even want to bring anything to the table (and couldn't even if they tried I suspect) are holding back the entirety of human development and you should feel bad.

well when I had a job I worked 18 hours per week

that must take so fucking long to wash

ah yeh very interesting
seems i've been mislead by the 'rents yet again..

genuinely got a stiffy desu

it's pretty normal if you work full time idk what the other user means

the so-called gf

most full time workers work for 35 to 37.5 hours per week
anything over 40 seems odd

>the left can't me-

why does literally every leftypol meme have Marx on it