Anyone here been with a escort/hooker?

anyone here been with a escort/hooker?

what was the experience like?

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Ive been with a few. Honestly just don't do it man

Both actual hookers and informal situations

I've heard quite a number of old men tell me "I used to have savings but I spent it all on hookers"

Do not want.

I'm convinced to do it based on this faggot alone.

It's all good fun until you crush on and obsess over a professional sex worker. She will drain your wallet/account dry, and then you're fucked.

Suit yourself but it definitely opens up doors to ruining your like in multiple ways. Just for the love of god at least use a condom.. STDs are a way bigger risk than you would like to think.

These are the same old men saying "I used to have savings but then I got married."

I know which way I'd rather get poor.

Been with more than a couple. They definitely have uses, but they can't be the be all and end all of your relationship.

Pro:
>Cheaper than a date with a girlfriend.
>Guaranteed sex unlike a date with a girlfriend.
>Instant variety, unlike a girlfriend.
>Probably not upset by your filthy kink, unlike a girlfriend.
>Getting experience fucking different women makes you a better lover when you decide to settle down.

Con:
>No emotional connection, unlike a girlfriend.
>Your girlfriend won't be happy if she finds out about your 50+ hooker collection.

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Never smell your fingers after.
It's the worst thing you can ever do in your life.

why whats it smell like? im a 33 yr old virgin btw.

They usually smell like lube/condoms.

Even the nastiest streetwalkers clean themselves out between johns.

Can't explain. Once a paid a whore to fap me on my car, and because i was very excited i started to finger her. After i came, i fucking decided to smell my fingers and almost throw.
It's the worst smell i've ever sniffed. And man, i'm a fucking doctor, i have smelled diabetic feets.
Kind remember smelled like acid, semen, infected vagina, cheap perfume, shit, etc, everything multiplied by 1000.

>She will drain your wallet/account dry, and then you're fucked.
So, just like any woman.

My gf paid for all my dinners and shit I liked when I was broke. Didn’t even have to ask.

Lost my virginity to one. Have gone to quite a few since. I'm planning to go a few more times before I stop.

It's pretty awesome, really. I'm short and ugly, nor am I socially adept, so it's pretty much the only way I can fuck all types of girls, especially those out of my league. Have you ever had a threesome? Felt like I was in a porn movie. Some girls give a mean blowjob. It's literally the best physical sensation you can ever have. The excitement of going to a hotel to meet a hooker, or browsing a selection of girls in a brothel is crazy.

It's just a business transaction though. I'm able to treat it as such, so it's okay. Don't be like those idiots who catch feelings for a prostitute. Some of them are really good liars and actresses, so don't get duped. You pay to play - nothing more, nothing less. Don't be stupid.

Cons is that you might get bored of sex, or you'll get too used to pro girls servicing you such that when you get a gf, you'll be disappointed. Sex with them can sometimes be mechanical, because I know it's all fake. It's also expensive if you're not rich. You can easily blow thousands a month if you have a high libido like me, and I don't even go for high class ones.

Be careful, don't get addicted. You might get bored and start going raw, which is stupid.

My advice is not to get started, unless you're sure it's impossible for you to get a gf in the near future. I'm fucking lazy, so I always take the easy road.

I'm lucky that I'm able to differentiate between casual and intimate sex (even if I hadn't had the latter yet), but you may not be able. I'm kinda addicted to it right now, tho.

There's also the risk of STDs, obviously. They are statistically more likely to have them, even legal ones. Who knows which fucker transmitted it to them in between their tests? Condoms are not a guarantee and in times of horniness you might go raw. I have never done so but I know many mongers who go raw. Their balls are huge.

ya I have, it was not bad tbh

I regularly fuck the same hooker about once or twice per month. We’ve built up a working relationship and honestly the sex is incredible and she usually gives me the first nut on the house.

Yesterday my first encounter with a hooker. 8/10 but unfortunately payed in advance so she said i should wait shes going to get some rocks. I waited for 2 n a half hours but never showed up again. Did i get ripped off?

She must’ve been old fat or ugly.

>pay for a service
>never receive said service
>did I get ripped off?

lmfao

Been with four. Two were great. Two were shit. It’s a crap shoot.

Nope, I think she’s hot. I prefer small tits and we share the same kinks.

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i meet one every 2 months i live in Paris

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Yea no strings attached sex

One of my friends bought me a hooker to try to help me lose my virginity. It didn't go well--I was so nervous I couldn't get it up. Seriously, taking your pants off in front of a girl you just met can be nerve wracking.

Oh yes!
But it’s expensive and does not last long. Stunning girls though. Ours are trafficked from Eastern Europe. High quality.

the last one i been with

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I've been to a few Asian Massage Parlours where things turned sexual.

The first one I went to was on the backpacker street in Saigon, Vietnam. Just walking down that street alone as a guy you'll literally get grabbed by hot girls who invite you in for a massage. If you brush them off that'll literally happen 5 times in 300 meters. It feels pretty awesome to be honest. Sure, they're doing it for money but you get touched by hotties who all tell you how handsome you are and whisper how they'd like to suck your dick if you come in.

I'll post more if people are interested.

Had a 40$ massage at thai. Walls all covered with goodlooking thai whores but in reality every single one atleast twice as old than on pics. Disgusting but went through with a 40yo 40$ massage and handjob. As i was about to come she fucking stopped in the middle and i cummed on my belly with no physical contact with female skin. Furious , i was angry and then she demanded an extra charge of 25$ - i paid her and marked the business with a 1 star online review as of "ONCE AND NEVER AGAIN"

Continue on your experiences faggots.

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Went into flashy pinklight parlor n paid 560,000 for a 1 hour ride. Random streetsellers joined the orgy and made me snort bamboodust. I lost my shit and ripped my clothes off and thru money after everyone. Told i gonna marry em all infact i wanted to marry Vietnam. Taxi hauled me to my hotel as i faded away. Last thing i felt on my hotelbed a dick in my butt

when i'm nervous i get just a bit drunk so i can relax en fuck longer

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Fag of the day award goes to^

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Good on you man, she sounds like a keeper

What

Bumping with Asians puusy

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Pretty hit or miss. Be different for everyone though

divorced white mom that lived in my apt building. She was always borrowing 20-30 bucks for grocery money. Knew she wasn't gonna pay it back, so when she asked if there was anything i ever needed help with to ask, well I said " you can suck my dick" she was appalled and said no " i am not a whore" and didnt talk to me for month...till she came over and asked " can I borrow 30 dollars? " told her " you know the deal" and shockingly she was sucking my dick. eventually talked her into fucking me and introduced her to some of my other friends too that would throw her some cash to suck and fuck. she had plenty of customers, desperate moms will do just about anything!

This is what the fuck i'ma talking about. Any pics?

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bumping

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I pay 40 baht she say “maybe I zuk ya cok?” She suk sum Kok Gud

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sad copy paste, seen that exact story word for word a few times ..

when I was working in DC, our tour guide offered some "extra services" after the tour, buddy and me took her up on her offer. was fun, she let us do what we wanted to her and was good fuck

It's great. I have fucked girls way out of my league. Usually do it ones in a month. Always a different one. Fucked like 60 never got a std. But never kiss them, don't lick then. Just keep your mouth closed and be nice and polite.

The last one I fucked. 10 years younger than me and I'm like a 3 of 10.

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what country is this

done it a few times wasn't bad, ends up cheaper then an actual gf in the long run

How do you even find them and how do you know they aren’t cops? My biggest fear is getting caught up in a sting or set up to get robbed

I'm 43 and a beta fag. 4 years ago, I had only been with 1 girl and we had sex maybe 8 times. And really fucked up, she died of breast cancer at 36. So after that, there wasn't one person alive on the planet that I had sex with. I was desperate, so I was fucking around on craigslist when they had the personals section. I was in a hotel, invited a girl over. She knocked and I bitched out, didn't answer. My heart raced, she was actually at the door. I was THIS CLOSE. The next day, I had the nerve again, so I messaged her back, apologized and invited her back. This time I opened the door. I was soooo nervous, literally shaking. She was in her 20s, native american, not hot, just ok. I asked her if I could take some photos of her for my own enjoyment, to which she agreed. Once she was naked, I asked what I could do to her pussy. She said, 'you can beat it up". For some reason, I asked if I could go down on her. WHYY? But I did. Only the 2nd time I've ever eaten a pussy. And then she put a condom on my dick and gave me head. After a few minutes, I was inside of her. FINALLY, I had sex with another girl. But for some reason, part way through, I went soft. The condom fell off. She told me, "you can put it inside with that" and I said noooo, no way. We finished just talking, I didn't even cum. Ended up giving her $400, the $300 plus an extra $100 for wasting her time the previous day. I regretted it completely after. There's now ONE woman alive in the world who I have had sex with, but I don't know her name, don't have her number and since I deleted the pics, don't even really remember perfectly what she looks like. Fuck, she may even be dead, I don't know. My life sucks.

Massage parlor. Get the hour sessions. The best. Expect to tip tho

Its like having sex with a mean stranger.

Yeah bruh, Thailand, Greece, Amsterdam, New Zealand. I've fucked whores everywhere

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Walmart

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Trap