Well?
Well?
Aiden Hill
Jayden Fisher
Italian ancestry?
Brandon Rodriguez
They're all black
Liam Brown
they play in mickey mouse leagues
Caleb Williams
All overshadowed by their rival
Zidane
Del Piero
Ronaldo
Jack Nguyen
Only players to score 20 and assist 20 in a single season
Levi Brooks
At least one teammate has come out and said that they had the biggest dick they had ever seen in a locker room
Ian Gonzalez
they are all either world champions or have autism
Aiden Collins
they all won world cu... oh
Joseph Taylor
>rival
>Ronaldo
Did Messi ever played against Luis?
Joseph Adams
They all have played football professionally.
Michael Scott
five-letter surnames
Jaxon Evans
They all hate niggers
Ryan Perez
they all fucked antonella
Jace Sanders
They're all from shithole countries
Zachary Gonzalez
All have italian ancestry
Jordan Robinson
one is not like the other two
Ayden Gutierrez
Wenger scouted them
Joseph Lewis
>soylent
Everyone knows Messi only eats pizza and Sprite.
Jackson Clark
The answer is that they're confirmed to have big dicks
Adrian Hughes
They've all retired.
Parker Peterson
Not much, Totti and Henry have won actual trophies whereas le pizza and sprite system babby man has only performed in Lel Liga and Mickey Mouse cups
Jace Butler
they love sprite
Alexander King
they're all piece of shit soybois and worshipped by reddit
William Hernandez
replace bottom left with Collocini and they were all on pro evo 4 cover
Camden Taylor
redditors on Sup Forums accuse them of being reddit to get more people to follow their closet homosexual idols
Colton Collins
They were students of the game
Carter Morales
They’re all not the GOATS of their respective leagues