Be Greta Thunberg

>Be Greta Thunberg
>16
>Manage to TRIGGER millions of boomers and white trash incels

You've got 5 seconds, 5 fucking seconds to tell me one single thing you've done in yr entire life that's even 1/10th of 1% as brave as her on any given day.

>Protip: you indisputably can't

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i came twice in a row this morning

I let my wife ride a BBC

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Oh this thread again

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There is a difference between brave and a trained pawn. Look at all the pictures of her standing in front of random people. One environmental group leader appears in a lot of pictures with her. Like she is constantly traveling with her. If your in charge of something. How do you have time to follow a little girl everywhere. Unless you have to coach the girl.

>let
you mean she did it with your permission this time?

Security at front of stage for a tech n9ne show. Had to keep topless chicks from reaching down his pants. Suck it OP

>Be OP
>Gigantic faggot, a shill, age unknown
>Manage to post this shit several times a day everyday becuz shill for jews

You've got 5 seconds, 5 fucking seconds to tell me why so very few of you fail to see through this shit! Start spamming and derailing these fucking shitty jewish slide threads instead of debating this parasitic brainwashing cancer!!!

>Protip: you indisputably can't because /b has lost it's way. You are slowly turning into little liberal drones courtesy of jews and you don't even care.

P.S. OP is still a GIGANTIC FAGGOT working for shekels.

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>one single thing you've done
>1/10th of 1% as brave as her
I stoop up to my parents when they try to manipulate me.

Checkmate asshole.

And how meny times are you going to post this before you realise that a 16 year old autist is NOT the answer to all global problems?
Get a life you fuckwit.

I can't. She is the greatest scientist the world has ever known.

She's an Aspy kid, saying what the adults in her life told her to say. A human sockpuppet, no "bravery" involved.

Greta is an entitled shitbag.
Yeah, I fucked up the planet.
Guess what, I live on it too and don't owe her a pretty world.
Deal with it

Also, can anyone confirm if she's Zionst scum?

Parked in a handicap spot and cartwheeled my way into McDonalds's where I bravely ordered two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>as brave as her
>hasn't done anything yet
I don't get it.

>can anyone confirm
Confirmed.

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Why is it brave to drop out of life to spread lies around the world? That's Elron Hubbard kind of shit.

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I once forged my dad's signature for a field trip

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*yawn*
Your daily dose of redneck ad-hominem-attack-propaganda.

Reminder: even if Greta were supported by North Korea, it would not change the fact that what she says is true.

>what she says is true
topkek
Prove it.

My God - you are a deranged faggot, aren't you? "Climate Change" is a myth, Greta is a 16 year old cunt, and you're a faggoty faggot fag - kys bitch

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I didn't skip school for almost a year

>Prove it.
I don't have to.
Science already did, leaving no doubt.

>it would not change the fact that what she says is true
Am climate scientist. Nothing she says is true.

I haven't, but thats because both my parents are not super weathly/famous in a rich safe country that got all its money selling oil and avoiding wars.

>Science already did
They never showed anything.

That we fucked up HER planet?
We live on it, we get to fuck it up too.

The only thing conservatives have is their home-made memes created as a band-aid of comfort since they can't argue their position in any real life discussion.

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Great lack of backstory and actual facts, the conservative favorite!.

>can't argue their position in any real life discussion
There is no science backing climate change. What is there to argue? It seems the non-conservatives are acting on emotion and refuse to show any undisputed facts. They are anti-science.

>lack of backstory
enlighten us?

>leaving no doubt
All they've done so far is produce hockey sticks and fake model predictions. They've ONLY created doubt.

OMG WHY ARE YOU LITERALLY RAPING A LITTLE GIRL WITH YOUR OPINIONS?!?!?

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OMG FOR LITERAL THIS TIME

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This has been posted daily for a while now. Also thats not a her but a him

any sexy greta pics out there?

You have gay aids and autism

Why does she look 8?

you should kys

>brave
Who the fuck would hesitate to get free celebrity status? Me getting up and taking a piss this morning took more bravery than that.

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nice

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I could beat to that

powerful...

shitpost

that being said, boomers and incels get so high on their horse because a little girl became the voice of climate change. the fact that microplastics have been proven to be present in environments where species of animals, both aquatic and terrestrial, are going/went extinct is further proof that y'all are just trying to be edgelords.

we're not doing it for her, we're doing it for our future children.

but that last line probably doesn't apply to you virgins

it's brave to go in front of a camera and say stupid shit and throw a tantrum?

Bread cat god of normies

>not being aware that she is just the face of a marketing company, which of whom has pulled off the greatest publicity stunt yet

>the fact that microplastics have been proven
>where species of animals are going/went extinct
This has been proven to be false and nothing but media propaganda.

I like that girl and what she says.

>Be Greta Thunberg
>16
>drop out of school
>have PTSD from abusive childhood
>Manage to be TRIGGERED by one communist teacher force-feeding her misinformation.

Yep !

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what a brave and heroic american you are

>>Be Adolph Hitler
>>Manage to TRIGGER uncounted millions of commies and white trash incels
>You've got 5 seconds, 5 fucking seconds to tell me one single thing you've done in yr entire life that's even 1/10th of 1% as brave as him on any given day.
>>Protip: you indisputably can't
>P.S. fuck yourself

I'd love to just kidnap her and chain her to the radiator in my basement.
She looks like shed make a good rapeslave.

I would have said "average"

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She looks like a potato.

>animals are going extinct at an increasing rate
>sea levels rise is accelerating
>nicotine is not addictive
>the Earth is warming
>there is no more snow
>the ice caps have melted
>eggs are bad for you
>storms are more severe
>the parties switched
>you'll drown if you swim after you eat
>reading in dim light will ruin your eyes
>muslims are peaceful
>the earth is flat
>jerking off will make you blind
>niggers aren't more violent
>veganism is healthy
>sex isn't gender

I go to school

You would chain her in your room ? But what about your mummy ? I'm sure she'd disagree !

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kek
>rip off shirt
HOW DARE YOU!
>rip off pants
HOW DARE YOU!
>slap face
HOW DARE YOU!
>raep
HOW DARE YOU!
>begin to choke
HERGL DRERGL YEEEER!

Buddy.
She's going to be bruised up, and probably crying while i force myself on her.
That'll do; it doesnt take much to make that look work for me.

Not trying to support OP's post I don't give a fuck about it.

But have you considered that it might her mother or father? I've never seen any of her rants, or speeches, mind you. I just wouldn't believe her family wouldn't be moving with her and they would likely have no issue going to her rallies.

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>user is not a faggot

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QUEEN OF Sup Forums !

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is that supposed to be a list of just shit you think people say, that you disagree with?

Its a bunch of the bullshit thrown around and treated as fact, because "scientists say".

First of your entire pretext is begging the question.

What's deplorable on every front is that a mentally handicapped child has been exploited by her *parents* to push an agenda she doesn't understand and is scientifically flawed.

This is child abuse pure and simple. The appeal to emotion the left was hoping to accomplish is not the effect they achieved.

It just proved the left are more monstrous than the right had initially given them credit for.

mind telling me which scientists say/have said
>nicotine is not addictive
>the ice caps have melted
>you'll drown if you swim after you eat
>reading in dim light will ruin your eyes
>the earth is flat
>jerking off will make you blind

>scientists says Earth is flat

Try again, goofie dumbfuck !

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This thread is posted like every other day isnt it?

None, you're missing the point. Why didn't you copy the entire list?

Why is that the only one you chose? You believe the rest of it?

because some of those are wives-tales, or company sales points vs stuff that i know scientists have said such as eggs can be bad for your health in high amounts.

All that rage for a 16yo girl rofl.... What a bunch of pathetic fucktards Sup Forums became

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like 5 times a day.

Scientists don't say the Earth is flat, dumbass.

no, u !

>Scientists use flat earth for climate models.
pnas.org/content/116/39/19330
How's that?

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lust, not rage.
we all just want to forcibly impregnate her

You've got 5 seconds, 5 fucking seconds to tell me one single thing you've done in yr entire life that's anything different than posting this same SHIT every fucking five damn minutes.

PLEASE FUCK OFF AND TAKE THIS BOT POST CRAP WITH YOU

I would argue the entire list is old wives' tales, which is my point.

"climate scientists" do. see

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Must Watch Top 10 Reasons Why Greta Thunberg Is a Fraud
youtube.com/watch?v=9Jpk8Ix1CCg

TLDR Version:
She is being exploited and taken advantage of. She has aspergers, selective autism and obsessive compulsive disorders.

Greta's rise to fame was not organic promoted by a host of globalist elites from day 1 and they met with her mother scouted her 3-4 months before promoting her and did not happen across her protest they were told a week before.

Artificial Massive media Attention, the elites person of choice at the moment because it serves an agenda timestamp She pretty is much scripted .. when something off script happens youtube.com/watch?v=0bwLt_5t73g her image evaporates

34 minutes in you she it not the 1st time they used a girl to sell climate change back in 1992 they did the same thing youtu.be/9Jpk8Ix1CCg?t=2054

they have been screaming doom in 10 years since the 1930’s
and have been wrong over and over and over again.

Oh shit. I can see right out the window! Those cobalt miners... They're stealing her childhood!