schwifty things edition
/brit/
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The eternal Anglo: poo in loo edition theguardian.com
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the ideal gf
ah yasssss
>hes here
are most Australians like this?
stranger things is cringy itself sometimes
like yeah i get it it's the 80s, you don't have to remind me about ronald reagan and margaret thatcher
is that keira knightley or does it just look like her
>hes here
you're probably a literal child and have no memories of it
Pretty sure it's Natalie portman
dressing up as the ghostbusters for halloween was a bit on-the-nose
>take my strong hand
sounds like a yank
idk who it is, found it here: reddit.com
Sweaty
so May's being pressured to hire a Brexiteer as next Secretary of State for International Development
good news
i saw her lick a toilet
>/comments/
>handful of mongs in the back, sounds like a handful of mongs in the crowd
>dramatic music
>had to be uploaded by the bloke giving the speech
the trifecta of a failed autismo group
Anyone remember that Reagan guy? And how about that Thatcher?
I get about 8 hours sleep a day.
And 12 at night! Haha! Credit goes to Bill Hicks for that one. Miss you Bill.
Aww baby carrot x
i'm 22 but i realise that the 80s is everyone's favourite decade, myself included, but it does come across as fairly masturbatory and a bit of subtlety wouldn't go astray, but i guess this is the yanks we're talking about here
what did you mean by this? it's just a direct link to the post you fucking weirdo
Oh my god does he actually look like that that's hilarious lmfao
are you gonna post your face brad pitt
sweaty...no
absolute STATE of that hairline
drove to hungry jacks last night after a few too many
I dont remember much but I must have hit a curb or something. Went driving on the freeway and noticed my car was rattling
my tire ended up shredding and I had to pull over. the guy came and changed my wheel because my dad never taught me how to. had to buy a new tire - well two actually cos the other one had a fracture or something. But luckily that was the tire that was close to wearing out (wheras the other three were near new) so it worked out ok in the end.
Bill Hicks is the real deal
prefer the edited version desu. Makes you look like a real life Watto
>woah dude...... mixed people are like eldritch abominations
anyone else think the amerimutt meme is kinda weak?
Are you his boyfriend
honestly fucking hate the look and concept of stranger things but going to watch it soon so I have a show to talk about with normoids
only modern shows I watched are twin peaks and nathan for you
t.
Docteur Dehouche
cant believe Trump has been triggering the normeis and dropping red pills for a year now
watch longmire
it's definitely not natalie portman, my 3D-fu is MUCH more attractive than her.
>autistic troublemaker
i thought you guys called them Marines ?
Alan, confused to as what happened to your plans to grow out a faux hawk hairstyle?
it's a nice show desu. don't let the idea of people you don't like enjoying it spoil it for you.
would you not prefer to watch a normie show that you aren't going in already hating
you know
makes sense
>Anyone remember that Reagan guy? And how about that Thatcher?
watch taboo
>cant believe Trump has been triggering the normeis and dropping red pills for a year now
dont know why a few lawn signs bother you this much
Yeah but that's not fair to how absolutely cute and manly I am
Don't watch it, stay strong.
You wouldn't read John Green just to fit in, right?
I don't know much about the fanbase, it just looks like some cheap nostalgiabait netflix has churned out
don't get you? baffling post
Mindhunter was good desu. Its about FBi agents who are researching serial killers and their motives, the actor who plays Ed Kemper is amazing as are most of them. Not finished it though
why are you posting these EXTREMELY close up photos
its making me uncomfortable, Alan.
why do you look like a wax statue in this photo
I want these lips around my dick
>those fish eyes
alan you really don't flatter yourself with these pics
honestly some European countries probably have a higher % of mixed raced people for the level of blacks in their country than america does. America may only be 50% white now but its still quite segregated
gotta spend my points before I max out my Subway card
what should I get lads?
how do we end transphobia /brit/?
i want this post to be about MY lips
i was using the opportunity to post some 'ganda lad, not sure what you're on about
looks like a normal/slightly baggy face would if you applied large amounts of suction from where the camera is.
better dining habits
Was just tired that day. Have beautiful almond shaped eyes with long eyelashes. That's the truth.
literally haven't gotten anything but italian bmt for the last 3 years in subway
reddit puts more effort into their bait at least
these are such obvious trolls i don't think i've ever read a real one
Falling in love with the 18 years old GF lads. It's a very fine feeling.
pulled a hairball from my neovagina
reading about the transgender movement on leftypol
looks shit
just because I like twin peaks doesn't mean I'll enjoy any small-town american detective show
might be interested though I doubt many n*rmoids have heard of it
is it like a documentary or fictionalised?
I would if it ended my pisspoor lonely """existence"""
what sauce
>stranger things 3
>1985
>"DUDE BACK TO THE FUTURE LOL"
longmire is pure kino unironically
LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE ALAN!
>footlong hearty italian
>italian bmt
>cheese
>toasted
>red onions, lettuce, peppers
>soutwest sauce
>sprite or rock shandy
welcome to the writing team
just realised priti patel is playing some 5d chess
>deliberately pull the jengablock on may's government by being stupid
>try to grab power for yourself
hope they do another stranger things set in the early 2000s
>is it like a documentary or fictionalised
Its a drama. I imagine bits are made up/made interesting but all of the serial killers and their habits/stuff they said are real. The two main agents are likely made up amalgamations of a bunch of different agents but im unsure. Quite a bit about psychology in it too
thanks for the rundown
convince me la
if I only watch the pilot will I get a good projection of the series?
good but lacking olives
I want Emma Watson to shit on my face.
is she another tranny?
yeh you will, absolutely loved the show and was gutted when they killed it. normoid runts couldnt appreciate it so now i must suffer.
quite like this image
"men" from western dystopias are so fucking traumatized by the toxic atmosphere of their societies that they preemptively throw vague sexual harassment accusation at each other's face whenever the topic of women comes up. I feel an equal amount of disgust and compassion for you lad. I really do.
alan is literally a nonce sex tourist
find it pretty disgusting tbqh
the gf and me
whatever happened to ethiopia user
touche alan
See Disgust and compassion in equal proportions. That's how I feel about you, vile, poor thing.
He's going balls deep in Greek and Italian pussy right this moment
disgusting
used to get jalapenos but they were too spicy for my whitey mouth
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the jig is up thailad
He posted his face a couple days ago in the /ck/ alcoholic general.
>wearing a tie
cuck