Juventus tottenham

Less than 8 bongs until Spurs get piguained. Get hyped.

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>Juventus are 2.25 to win this game

Someone explain why i shouldn't put a large sum of money on this.

Cause they're gonna get
K A N E D
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has he ever scored a goal outside england?

>dybala, cuadrado, matuidi out

Once Juve up they will probably sit back and defend, tottenham might get lucky. 2.25 is value doe

Put all your money on +3.5 goals City vs Basel

>no Alderweireld
Juventus win

Juves versus Yids.

Italian teams are shit la. Kane is going to obliterate them.

Got a hattrick in Cyprus I think. Also maybe a goal in Dortmund but I can't remember.

do Spurs have a chance?
because I think they dont.

I think they do.

This is the chance for Kane to stake his claim to being the best striker in the world

Score predictions, lads? Going for 2-3.

2-0 , no stupid FA refs will save them this time

Juve have conceded 1 goal in the last 16 games. 2-0 Juve.

>do Spurs have a chance against shitters from Serie A-hahahaha

Of course. Can't even remember the last time an Italian team put out an English team in the knockouts.

yes italian league overrated as fuck

This post better be at least 90% ironic.

But they haven't faced KANE.

This is going to be prem exposal: the match

Tottenham aren't even in the premier league's CL spots.

Lads if Jewentus lose this, surely this means they are eternally exposed? Maybe even entire Serie A?

Roma made a laughing stock of Chelsea twice.

Yeah, that consistent Chelsea team that got hammered by Watford and Bournemouth

The eplel has never been exposed in these last 5 in which it won less European Cups than Sevilla, and hasn't played an UCL final since 2012.

and won the league last season
you fucking cretin, dont talk to me again unless its an apology.

El Chokeico

clash of the chokelords

I am looking at this match from a 'juve win this surely' perspective. Don't know what to make of the result if they lose desu.

JUSTventus vs pic related

Sorry you were bullied at school

Serie A is shit, it's not a secret. Eplel is less shit this season, they still won't win anything.

I know you don't have schools in Romania so I'll forgive your ignorance but the player who scored the most goals in 2017 indeed has a very real chance of being the best striker in the world.

Last digit of this post is the number of goals Kane will score tonight

>2 complete meme matches on tomorrow
Who the fuck do I watch? I could miss a slip or miss tsuman redeem himself

>Harry Kane has been one of the best players in the world because of his form the last few years but Im completely ignoring that he couldn't carry a team to smash a bunch of part time dentists in the euros
>Harry Kane has only become one of the best players in the world in the last 12 months and this form may fuck off from him entirely
well, which is it?

Obviously PSG - Real

here are the odds of each team winning the CL by aggregating all the betting sites. its some complicated shit if you dont use fractions, but basically the team at the top has the best odds according to all the bookmakers, so city are favourites and basel are bottom so have the least chance. removes all internal hidden biases you didnt know about or even did.

Fuck off shitposting mong

No one in the eplel is the best at anything. Maybe Da Brown.

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kek chelski

>Liverpoop that high up

*blocks your path*

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>its some complicated shit if you dont use fractions

You didn't get any GCSEs, did you?

>its some complicated shit if you dont use fractions
how old are you

m8 other countries use different ways to show odds. its simple for us but other countries use other systems. i expect an apology

ty based spurs
ty based mouthman
ty based gook

Watching Liverpool collapse and lose to Porto would be kino though

Sorry.

not really, theyre shit so its barely an upset

...

>thinks Im shitposting
where am I wrong?
If Kane is so good why couldn't he carry England to beat the joke that is Iceland?

>seriously considering watching Porto-Livershit over Madrid-PSG

You for real, f-a-m?

That's actually pretty wholesome

1-1

Kane's going to put right GB's winter olympic shame.

New probable lineups

Juventus (4-3-3): Buffon; De Sciglio, Benatia, Chiellini, Alex Sandro; Khedira, Pjanic, Bentancur; Douglas Costa, Higuain, Mandzukic.

Bentancur over Sturato!

>Tottenham (4-2-3-1): Lloris; Trippier, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Davies; Dier, Dembele; Eriksen, Alli, Son; Kane.

I will never accept Mandzukic playing as a winger, it's retarded and always will be

there's no shame in not caring about the fake olympics lad

how has costa been this season? will you be sending him back or is he worth buying? what would you pay for him?

chirpy could heem that zebra with one wing behind his back

I don't know much about soccer, how accurate is this prediction?

Bentacur over Bernasdechi

you are okay?

>Alex Sandro

Why is this allowed?

SAY MY NAME

>shiggydiguian

6 hours to kick off. How to kill time until then?

fap
eat
watch tv
play a game
shitpost

How do I shitpost

the punisher of pizza
the terrorizer of tottenham sandwiches

riding bicycle outside
resistance training
uni stuff etc

He basically only plays wing during non-possession phases, otherwise he goes near Higuain
Pretty good, I think there's the obligation to buy after certain conditions, and I think the price is 40mln or close
Bernardeschi wouldn't have started anyway, he's the only forward sub
He's getting better now, and the alternative is Asa-fucking-moah

Theres a joke here

Think Australia

PJANICED

FREE KICK

FREE GOAL

Leave Kane to me

is the /spuh/ verdict that spuds don't have a chance?

No. Read the thread.

is dymbala still hurt?

wtf

Tell me about Giorgio, why does he wear the turban?

This is surely the game to watch today
And PSG/Real is the game to watch tomorrow

I think this is the year when it will be an all-English semis (no Chelsea obviously). All the English teams can go head to head against Barca and Bayern, they don't seem intimidated at all

Obviously. The only reason the City game will get a match thread is because of the Dutch fan.

cba can't you just tell me

>all-English semis

No way. No country will ever do that, it's too competitive. I think the PL would do really well to get 2 teams in the semifinals. 2 of Barca, Madrid, PSG, Bayern will take the other 2 spots.

You're weirdly fixated on eplel Czechia.

i dont want an all english semi. the prospect of getting dumped out by livershit again or even worse city would make me consider ending it all

Why do I only ever see you make bad posts?

Someone tell this fucker that this is a BIG game so he chokes as hard as possible

You a United fan? Losing to Liverpool in the europa league doesn't count.

Tell that to them. they still go on about it now

Bruh

They got dicked in the final and then United won the competition a year later. Kind of negates it in my mind.

From an entertainment point of view, it's an excellent prospect, an advert for the prem

From a top-4 finish perspective, it's a fucking nightmare, except for citeh. Too much stress

PL is the most relevant league, that's why

There are other strikers than Ronaldo romaniafag

>unironically rating Tsu and Missi for scoring in lel liga against Sociedad and Eibar

Juventus 1 - 2 Tottenham

Kane 14'
Eriksen 72'
Dybala 89' (pen)

source: me nan works at uefa

>Dybala 89' (pen)
He isn't even called, you nan is full of shit

they must win 2-0 then