You're at the bar and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do about it? (He's 6'3" 400lbs btw)
You're at the bar and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do about it? (He's 6'3" 400lbs btw)
omae wa mou shindeiru
Try to get him to slap my ass too
Bow down to him and suck his dick together with my girl
I'm 6"2" and only 200lbs and il give him a can of whoop ass.....
Call Chuck Norris and before his hand reaches my gfs ass he will be knocked out cold
Tell him that he won her like the cuck I am, run away, go home and cry then write a faggotry of a thread in Sup Forums with the pic of the guy asking "You're at the..."
Kys op
lmao I can take him dude's not even an ozeki anymore
6”3” 280 lbs here I would give him a wedgie then send him on his way
You fight. even if youre gonna lose, you still fight. he aint gettin that shit for free.
Pull out my concealed knife and Stab him in his taint while he takes a piss.
Joke's on him, I don't have a girlfriend.
I'd set him on fire with some 151 and jump on his back making a wicked cackling noise and then he and I would pretend to be Master-Blaster but ON FIRE
Rape him
Point to his tiny dick & laugh
tochinoshin was a disappointment in the last basho
Punch him in the mouth, just because he's a big dude doesn't mean he can take a haymaker to the chin better than anyone else. He just wrestles fat slope-heads in a diaper thong.
Kick him square in the dick while maintaining eye contact the whole time
look at my left hand and say nice highfive bro. wanna go get a beer
tell us what happened
he did less better than anticipated
bite his fucking neck until he chokes with his own blood
i would go full super sayin rage mode and kamahamaha his ass, he would laugh his assoff as he's on laughing I step in and break his nose in one full move
nigga i gots a gun lol
Tell him he can have a turn with her as long as my wife doesn't find out about my gf
In America you threaten people with guns so it's an even playing field
In Texas? Put a bullet in his brain. Then sue his family for the cost of the cartridge.
Smash a beer over his forehead. Pepper spray fresh wound. Done
Kick him in the dick. Have my gf kick him in the dick. Have my wife’s son kick him in the dick. Then while he’s distracted. Slide my thumb up his ass and hold on while he screams and bucks to get away. The whole time screaming a time count. At 8 seconds I jump away and dust myself off. Have my wife’s son distract him in a clown outfit. Tip my hat at him and slowly walk away.
>6'4" and 401 lbs.
>Destroy him
he got hurt and couldn't complete the basho. which sucks because he was gunning for 10 wins to get back to ozeki and he may not have many more bashos in him.
face slaps are allowed in sumo and these dudes fucking haul off on each other. i'd bet he could take a punch.
Tochinoshin is a beast